I would say they need Jesus but apparently they already had him and was still on the bullshyt
What’s the biggest scandal that happened at your church?
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I would say they need Jesus but apparently they already had him and was still on the bullshyt
Taadow
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Somebody stole the riding lawnmower. It remains a mystery ‘til this day.
You don’t hear me, doe...the lawnmower was chained up, locked in the shed, and our shed is behind a gate.
And the lawnmower was all that was taken out of the shed, amongst other power tools and amenities. This is clearly the work of a supervillain and/or The Devil.
You don’t hear me, doe...the lawnmower was chained up, locked in the shed, and our shed is behind a gate.
And the lawnmower was all that was taken out of the shed, amongst other power tools and amenities. This is clearly the work of a supervillain and/or The Devil.
My cousin who is a little special sung a song in church one day. The song was sitting up in my room
We was all like 11-12 at the time. Me her sister and my other cousin was in that bytch rolling. We was like why did y’all let her sing a solo
Till this day when I hear that song I bust out laughing. Then to top it off, we went over some people house to eat. And we in the kitchen eating and the lady who house we at ask us how the food was and my cousin says good, but the spaghetti is nasty
The lady looking like 
I don’t think she knew my cuz was a little different
We was all like 11-12 at the time. Me her sister and my other cousin was in that bytch rolling. We was like why did y’all let her sing a solo Till this day when I hear that song I bust out laughing. Then to top it off, we went over some people house to eat. And we in the kitchen eating and the lady who house we at ask us how the food was and my cousin says good, but the spaghetti is nasty The lady looking like I don’t think she knew my cuz was a little different
Dog Based Gremlin
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Music Fiend
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The usual at churches I regularly attended.
a man being gay, and it was obvious. But the pastors heard he hit on one of the guys in the church and basically exiled him and told him hes not welcome.
young couples getting pregnant. Actually twice it was the pastors kids hah. Made them get up in front of the church and confess their sins.
one church I used to visit for a bit the pastor was smashing different women in the church. Weird stuff
a man being gay, and it was obvious. But the pastors heard he hit on one of the guys in the church and basically exiled him and told him hes not welcome.
young couples getting pregnant. Actually twice it was the pastors kids hah. Made them get up in front of the church and confess their sins.
one church I used to visit for a bit the pastor was smashing different women in the church. Weird stuff
That’s it??
I ain’t got any stories to tell, but with all the fukkery that goes on in churches I’m sure it’s way on the weaker end of the spectrum
Here’s some oddly good viewing of church fukkery being exposed
You can see breh soul exiting his body as he struggles to come up with answers.
When they let in darkskins.
Church was wall to wall this back in the day...
@Barnett114 I bet this Washington Park is unrecognizable.
Church was wall to wall this back in the day...
@Barnett114 I bet this Washington Park is unrecognizable.
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AFRAM GLORY
Superstar
Longstanding pastor got way too comfortable and knocked up a young thang. Church voted him out and had a revolving door of geechie ass pastors by committee. Some of them were regular members with no theological education
Old pastor gets wind of the congregation getting tired of the clown show and randomly pops back up on so this is my church, I did what I did now get over it. Old boy got his throne back til my old boys n girls club staffer snatched his power and kicked him and his family out for good.
My granny raised her kids and grandkids in that church. She stopped attending church after that mess.
Old pastor gets wind of the congregation getting tired of the clown show and randomly pops back up on so this is my church, I did what I did now get over it. Old boy got his throne back til my old boys n girls club staffer snatched his power and kicked him and his family out for good.
My granny raised her kids and grandkids in that church. She stopped attending church after that mess.
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bill riser
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I remember hearing about this story and literally hit the 
Family of man killed by pastor: 'It's unbelievable'
Family of man killed by pastor: 'It's unbelievable'
In Sunday school one of the kids straight up said they didn't believe in God. No pun but all hell broke loose. All the teacher stopped what they were doing started speaking in tongues and circle-praying around breh, they even went and got the assistant pastor DURING church to join the prayer 
and they told the other kids to join in to pray for the kid to be saved
Well that kid's parents got big mad when they found out and threatened to beat the sunday school teachers ass, sue the church, or both
and they told the other kids to join in to pray for the kid to be savedWell that kid's parents got big mad when they found out and threatened to beat the sunday school teachers ass, sue the church, or both