What's the best sex you ever had?

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You confuse me, so you like the ideal of sex, you like to talk and hear about it....just aren't doing it?


Idk how you keep that up.... if I was still a virgin the best way to stay that way would be to avoid as much sexually charged content as possible.
I have strong urges just like everyone else. Denying them all together would be the easiest way for me to betray my beliefs.
 

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I underunderstand your playing close to the fire tho:usure:


Do you masterbate? Or are you just waiting completely?

I could be in the fire, and still I wouldn't do it. I don't do things that I think are really wrong.

As for the other question

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I know this is a sex thread, Yet that's a bit pErsonal, yeS?
 

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For starters, I share the homie @realdarkphoenix 's appreciation for a woman's nut rather than my own. Never came from head, but I've learned to cum from sex if I put enough emotional energy into it. 99% of the times though, I delay my orgasms out of principle; ladies first.

The best sex I've had...that's a tough one to come up with since the amazing sessions with my last sex partner were all great and hard to rank. I think a really special one was the time we smoked weed before sex, as per my request.

I don't really smoke weed, but this girl and I were determined to go down the rabbit's hole so when I heard that "sex while high is that next level ish" I couldn't not suggest it to her. She smoked more than I did with her friends (but not that much either) so I wasn't too surprised when she said yes. :jawalrus: Well I got some snacks, got the joint from a homie of mine (shout out to the breh :wow:) and my girl slept over.

I didn't tell her I had the weed until the next morning. So that night we fukked and the sex was great as always. But the next morning I got up early, brought her some breakfast in bed (pancakes with strawberry and whipped cream, an omelet, camomile tea (with a bit of milk), some wheat toasts, a few slices of mozzarella cheese and tomato, and an apple to go with it Eve style I bite she bites). Oh and yeah the water for dehydration. We finally finished breakfast and then I told her I had the weed. :wow:

Homegirl was like: ":gladbron:" - in the middle of her telling me how wonderful I am for making her breakfast even though I'ma make her fat.
Me: "Let's do it :shaq:" - Didn't waste NO time getting the joint and an astray.

King-sized bed, white silky bed sheets, 10th floor with a an amazing view of the sky outside, it was around summer so it was hot but I had a fan going to keep us cool (pleasant temp, not too cold). The sun was extra-bright and it literally lit up the whole bedroom.
:francis:My sound system is in the living room, but my mac is on my bedroom desk, and my phone (on the bed counter) has an app where I can choose what to play on the mac. :smugfavre:So I start playing "bytch don't kill my vibe" (don't ask me why) and we start smoking and she's telling me she can't actually believe she's doing this. I told her I hoped neither of us has a bad trip. :bryan:

We finish the blunt and start talking some bullshyt, I then start feeling ants creeping up on my cheek and I know that's the weed taking effect. I turn to her as she's telling me something and put my right hand on her thigh. She stops talking, gives me a knowing smile, and I kiss her. "Porcelain by RHCP" is playing in the background and I'm pulling the covers because I want to see all of her when I stop kissing her to steal a quick glance at the beauty before me. :wow: I can distinctly remember the music getting so loud it was like that shyt was playing inside my soul :ohlawd:. "I Really Want You" by Arkestra One starts playing and I'm kissing my way to her lady parts, no rush...just small kisses one at a time. I finally start after not too long:eat: bae out and then the fukking song ends:wtf: only for "Float" by TY$ to start playing :ohlawd:. That shyt was like when a cassette ends with a click for another one to start playing something completely different! I step up my tempo...0-100 real fukking quick. I get on my knees and pull her closer to me by her legs forcefully and she lets out a delicious yelp as she slides across the silk sheets #norapisttho' :skip: and I give her my "you're mine" smirk:jawalrus:. I grab her thighs like she's mine – and she better know it – but I don't rush my movements at all. I just start lowering to her like she's prey.
Must've been the weed + the sun or something but she was glowing like she was made out of a precious shiny material...shyt was like watching a movie in HD+ and her eyes were on fire!:wow: It was time to get it in..."Little Bit (ft. Lykke Li)" by Drake starts playing :whew:. I put two of my fingers in her mouth, she sucks on them and licks them...never breaking eye contact with me. I use those same fingers to get the head of my dikk slippery, grab the shaft, put the slippery head on her already wet p*ssy and...:ahh: enjoy that lovely wet and warm embrace. She lets out a gasp...and I can't tell whether it's my heart that's beating loud or just the drums in this Drake song. :damn: My body then decides to yell at me to just close my eye-lids. I do and the most trippy sex of my life begins :mindblown:.

"She Lives in My Lap" by Outkast starts playing, and I just lose control, I can't tell what's up or down, the only thing I can control is my stroking to the rythm of the song with consistence. I open my eyes to look at my girl and she just has her eyes closed like she's finally in Mars, I silently thank God I didn't break the rhythm and I close my eyes to go back to Venus.

"Wicked Games" by Abel the gawd starts playing and the only thing I remember is me being able to see my girl's body with my eyes closed. It was like having heat vision, black & white vision...and every time I touched her somewhere I could feel fire and actually see sparks if I closed my eye. The feeling was so intense that I felt like I came a bunch of times, even though I know I didn't. The feeling of ecstasy was x10! That shyt was a fukking trip for real!!! :damn:

I stopped paying attention to the music completely, and the sex seemed to last forever until she finally broke the spell by suddenly pushing me away.
Her: "Stop stop!! This is too intense!!:damn: I need a break! Omfg I can't!"
I'm like :dahell: :lupe: "Yo, are you okay?" While pulling out completely and as soon as I get out of her she's just lets out another yelp like :damn: "Way too intense, this is crazy!" She's breathing fast as hell, like she's about to have a heart attack.

So we just end up cuddling and I stop trying to process all that happened because I knew I wouldn't be able to just process that experience there and then.

I then get some cereal, a couple of bowls and some OJ because our mouths were dry AF and we were hungry again. I ate a spoon and holy shyt...that shyt didn't taste like any cereal I've ever bought before.:wtf: I couldn't believe my taste buds, so I take another spoonful and my eyes close again without warning...:banderas: brehs and brehettes, I could feel every grain of cereal and the milk cold running through every crevice in my mouth. We were just in bed eating for an hour and I kept asking her again and again if she was feeling the food like I was feeling...because for some reason I couldn't bear the thought that I was having that amazing experience by myself! :ohlawd: My senses were just acute AF and I could feel every little thing, even the air blowing from my fan felt colder but still not unpleasant because it was fukking hot outside.

The sex ended without me coming but...the effects of the weed lasted the whole day because I literally felt like I was living in a dream. I probably had a smile on my face without even meaning to. I bet anyone that looked at me could tell I was high out my mind.:bryan:

Well, this is my story...I often think about that day because we're not together anymore and because it was the one time we ever been high next to each other. It being a one-time thing made it all the more special I think. I often wonder if I should repeat the experience with somebody else...but I'm afraid it won't be the same and I'll be disappointed.
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TL;DR: I can't think of any best sex really...but one time that stands out is that time I had sex with my girl while we were both high. It was very much planned, which made it that much more special because we could enjoy it throughly without any rush whatsoever.

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For starters, I share the homie @realdarkphoenix 's appreciation for a woman's nut rather than my own. Never came from head, but I've learned to cum from sex if I put in enough emotional energy into it. 99% of the times though, I delay my orgasms out of principle; ladies first.

The best sex I've had...that's a tough one to come up with since the amazing sessions with my last sex partner were all great and hard to rank. I think a really special one was the time we smoked weed before sex, as per my request.

I don't really smoke weed, but this girl and I were determined to go down the rabbit's hole so when I heard that "sex while high is that next level ish" I couldn't not suggest it to her. She smoked more than I did with her friends (but not that much either) so I wasn't too surprised when she said yes. :jawalrus: Well I got some snacks, got the a joint from a homie of mine (shout out to the breh :wow:) and my girl slept over.

I didn't tell her I had the weed until the next morning. So that night we fukked, the sex was great as always. But the next morning I got up early, brought her some breakfast in bed (pancakes with strawberry and whipped cream, an omolete, camomile tea (with a bit of milk), some wheat toasts, a few slices of mozzarella cheese and tomato, and an apple to go with it Eve style I bite she bites). Oh and yeah the water for dehydration. We finally finished breakfast and then I told her I had the weed. :wow:

Homegirl was like: ":gladbron:" in the middle of her telling me how wonderful I am for making her breakfast even though I'ma make her fat.
Me: "Let's do it :shaq:" Didn't waste NO time getting the joint and an astray.

King-sized bed, white silky bed sheets, 10th floor with a an amazing view of the sky outside, it was around summer so it was hot but I had a fan going to keep us cool (pleasant temp, not too cold). The sun was extra-bright and literally lit up the whole bedroom.
:francis:My sound system is in the living room, but my mac is on my bedroom desk, and my phone (on the bed counter) has an app where I can choose what to play on the mac. :smugfavre:So I start playing "bytch don't kill my vibe" (don't ask me why) and we start smoking and she's telling me she can't actually believe she's doing this. I'm telling her I hope none of us has a bad trip. :bryan:

We finish the blunt and start talking some bullshyt, I then start feeling ants creeping up on my cheek and I know I'm feeling the weed. I turn to her as she's telling me something and put my hand on her thigh. She stops talking, gives me a knowing smile, and I kiss her. "Porcelain by RHCP" is playing in the background and I'm pulling the covers because I want to see all of her when I stop kissing her to steal a quick glance at the beauty before me. :wow: I can distinctly remember the music getting so loud it was like that shyt was playing inside my soul :ohlawd:. "I Really Want You" by Arkestra One starts playing and I'm kissing my way to her lady parts, no rush...just small kisses one at a time. I finally start after not too long:eat: bae out and then the fukking song ends:wtf: only for "Float" by TY$ to start playing :ohlawd:. That shyt was like when a cassette ends with a click for another one to start playing something completely different! I step up my tempo...0-100 real fukking quick. I get on my knees and pull her closer to me by her legs forcefully and she lets out a delicious yelp as she slides across the silk sheets #norapisttho' :skip: and I give her my "you're mine" smirk:jawalrus:. I grab her thighs like she's mine and she better know it, but I don't rush my movements at all. I just start lowering to her like she's prey.
Must've been the weed + the sun or something but she was glowing like she was made out of a precious shiny material...shyt was like watching a movie in HD+ and her eyes were on fire!:wow: It was time to get it in..."Little Bit (ft. Lykke Li)" by Drake starts playing :whew:. I put two of my fingers in her mouth, she sucks on them and licks them...never breaking eye contact with me. I use those same fingers to get the head of my dikk slippery, grab the shaft, put the slippery head on her already wet p*ssy and...:ahh: enjoy that lovely wet and warm embrace. She let's out a gasp...and I can't tell whether it's my heart that's beating loud or just the drums in this Drake song. :damn: My body then decides to yell at me to just close my eye-lids. I do and the most trippy sex of my life begins :mindblown:.

"She Lives in My Lap" by Outkast starts playing, and I just lose control, I can't tell what's up or down, the only thing I can control is my stroking to the rythm of the song with consistence. I open my eyes to look at my girl and she just has her eyes closed like she's finally in Mars, I silently thank God I didn't break the rhythm and I close my eyes to go back to Venus.

"Wicked Games" by Abel the gawd starts playing and the only thing I remember is being able to see my girl's body with my eyes closed. It was like having heat vision, black and white vision...and every time I touched her somewhere I could feel fire and actually see sparks if I closed my eye. The feeling was so intense that I felt like I came a bunch of times, even though I know I didn't. The feeling of ecstasy was x10! That shyt was a fukking trip for real!!! :damn:

I stopped paying attention to the music completely, and the sex seemed to last forever until she finally broke the spell by pushing me away.
Her: "Stop stop!! This is too intense!!:damn: I need a break! Omfg I can't!"
I'm like :dahell: :lupe: "Yo, are you okay?" While pulling out completely and as soon as I get out of her she's just lets out another yelp like :damn: "Way too intense, this is crazy!" She's breathing fast as hell, like she's about to have a heart attack. So we just end up cuddling and I stop trying to process all that happened because I knew I wouldn't be able to just process that experience there and then.

I then get some cereal, a couple of bowls and some OJ because our mouths were dry AF and we were hungry again. I ate a spoon and holy shyt...that shyt didn't taste like any cereal I've ever bought before.:wtf: I couldn't believe my taste buds, so I take another spoonful and my eyes close again without warning...:banderas: brehs and brehettes, I could feel every grain of cereal and the milk cold running through every crevice in my mouth. We were just in bed eating for an hour and I kept asking her again and again if she was feeling the food like I was feeling...because for some reason I couldn't bear the thought that I was having that amazing experience by myself! :ohlawd: My senses were just acute AF and I could feel every little thing, even the air blowing from my fan felt colder but still not unpleasant because it was fukking hot outside.

The sex ended without me coming but...the effects of the weed lasted the whole day because I literally felt like I was living in a dream. I probably had a smile on my face without even meaning to. I bet anyone that looked at me could tell I was high out my mind.:bryan:

Well, this is my story...I often think about that day because we're not together anymore and because it was the one time we ever been high next to each other. It being a one-time thing made it all the more special I think. I often wonder if I should repeat the experience with somebody else...but I'm afraid it won't be the same and I'll be disappointed.
:snoop:

TL;DR: I can't think of any best sex really...but one time that stands out is that time I had sex with my girl while we were both high. It was very much planned, which made it that much more special because we could enjoy it throughly without any rush whatsoever.
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Umm this needs to serve as a blueprint for all other stories. :lupe: :noah: Goodness. :whew:
 

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:lupe: Id rather be on crack than be addicted to this nikka the way I am. He is 100% a different person once his mind turns to sex. I would share but some of the shyt is demonic:demonic: friends [spoiler/] and I don't wanna be judged for liking it:wow:
I won't judge you, boo. PM me. :lupe:
 

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:lupe: Id rather be on crack than be addicted to this nikka the way I am. He is 100% a different person once his mind turns to sex. I would share but some of the shyt is demonic:demonic: friends [spoiler/] and I don't wanna be judged for liking it:wow:

:mjpls:
No worries brehette, I ain't pass the bar. So be sure to pass the mustard along.
 

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Was rolling with my gf at the time. We went at it for like 4 hours + and i couldn't finish. So i took off the condom and she started topping me off. When i came i literally sprayed the ceiling. was like a real life version of this
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Can point to a specific experience but with this one guy most of the time it was always on some next level shyt. My skin, hair, eye balls, every part of my body enjoyed sex with him...my toes.
 
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I'Il put it like this i usually don't cum from sex and never have from head.:francis:..... Like it takes a long time, and If my woman ain't into it or hasn't before I have 9 times out of 10 I wont be either.

Basically unlike most dudes I get off from my woman getting off. It's part of the reason why I could never just sleep with random chick's through out my life really. So the women I choose to be with... I actually really like.

I mean I would wake up give my girl head just because. There aren't many other feelings I enjoy more so than turning a woman completely out.... and not even on some deviant sexual tip. But just knowing that sexually you can please her in every way possible...which in turn please me.

So on and so on....
do you masturbate a lot? watch a lot of porn maybe?
 

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do you masturbate a lot? watch a lot of porn maybe?

I'm not sure what alot is...:lolbron:


Just about everyday when im not in a relationship or in within driving distance.


Sometimes I'll go a few weeks just not too.. and yeah its easier to bust after a couple weeks without hand action :wow: but even with that I've never busted from head. I'll literally go from rocked up to:flabbynsick:....maybe i just haven't had bomb head which actually, I'm sure is part of the problem.
 

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the best sex ever is the sex i give it too whoever deserves that sex
not gonna pinpoint who and what and where

if I'm in a relationship with u best believe u gonna have all ur senses feeling what i bring to the damn table
i aint even worried bout getting off cuz by the time i get off u on some no mas or no bueno
its not bout the size or how long or any of that shyt

its the desire and deep feelings u both have for each other and the chemistry u combine that together u can get and give the best sex ever with ur partner cuz ur so in touch with one another ur like 2 becoming 1 in a sense

as far as what i do in detail depends on the female on how she prefers it or how her body reacts to what i do one little movement i see that is pleasure its a wrap i go in for the kill like a damn predator


small sample size:


when i enter you from behind i will not only be stroking you i can be gently kissing your back and caressing it at the same time
then proceed to kiss in between ur shoulder blades and gently bit your ur shoulder then proceed to blow softly on ur neck then kiss it softly
if u like ur hair pulled ill pulled it while ur on ur stomach have ur face up enough to where i can nibble and suck on ur earlobe then kiss u from behind while have ur ass slightly propped up so i can enter even more deeply with different strokes while I'm rotating my hips and grinding your vaginal walls to make sure each wall gets their fair share of love from me
interlock our hands together grind harder and faster then slow down gently kiss u again but this time on ur forehead just to let u know its ok to enjoy this high let it all go while i try to please all ur inner desires as best as possible.
if ur really into i'll even blind fold u the whole time too to really heighten ur sense then

but hey thats just a small sample size

but I'm sure this will be fulfilled sooner than later :whistle:
 
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