nah, they throw some meat glue on leftover scraps and roll it with some fat in the middle, then soak/marinate it in something acidic. Water/white vinegar/rice vinegar, orange/lemon/lime....
then when somebody orders an expensive cut cooked over medium, they trim it, throw it under the salamander and send it out to you without it ever touching a hot skillet. You swear it's the best well done steak you ever had cause you don't see no "blood".
Now you swear your fetish for eating leather is justified, but your leather never tastes the same at other places.
Guess where you're gonna come back to. See you next pay period, breh.