What’s the be most annoying way a female tried to get your attention?

[Pinyapplesuckas]

i hate when a women walks in the room in a trench coat with nothing on under it. im trying to get this W in a video game or some shyt get them god forsaken big tities out of my face at this instant!!!

so annoying

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

It was two females that got in front of me and my homie walking hella slow switching they asses hard af, Me and my homie was confused and mad af cuz we hate people that walk extremely slowso we just passed by in disgust of slow walkers

 

[King Jae]

She wants to run the fade. Rock her jaw the next time she does that.

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[Scuti]

i usually get those obvious unnatural head movements so they can take a quick look at me over and over
or they talk loud and exaggerate their laugh to get my attention

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Never forget the first time a woman randomly bit me while I was on the way to my seat at a movie theater

bit me right on the ass

turned around like what the fukk and she was looking at me like

dont know what kinda cave man shyt that was to this day but its happened three times...

Stop stuffing twinkies in your back pockets around fat bytches.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

No humble bragging but females trying to get your attention is annoying because 9 times out of 10 they’re 4 or 5 out of 10. I’ve rarely had a solid 8 or above approach me (not that they need to anyway).

Ugly bytches have the same attitude as broke dusty guys because they have nothing to lose, they’re bold as fukk.

And then you realise how wack women are at approaching men. They have zero game. If it wasn’t for men approaching, our species would be extinct.

The worst are fat white bytches who look at me like an ice cream sundae. Thinking just because I’m black, I must have low self esteem.

 

[Oatmeal]

When I let my beard grow out sometimes random women will pull on my beard. Sometimes they look decent but other times not so much.

I always be shocked though because if I grab them back they'd have a problem. I touched a woman's face once when she pulled my beard and she slapped my hand away and gave me a look like I violated her.

 

[Dont@Me]

Years ago.

I'm at my job, hours are over. It's like 1 am. I'm busy closing down.

Call comes over the intercom.

" uhh..... False? I'ma need you to come up here for a second...."

I go up front, this girl me and my bisexual bestie at the time were extremely cool with is drunk and laid out on the floor. My homies are standing around her in a semi-circle. She's thrashing back and forth,wiggling around..... shyt looked like a scene from The Exorcist.

"FAAAALLLSE!!!! I WANNNA GO HOME WITH YOUUUUUU!!!! FAAAAALLLSE!"

All the while screaming don't touch me whenever somebody tried to help her up.


Everybody looked at me like


I told my boy justin to help her up. I just went home.


Saw justin the next day, he fukked her in my boss' office and busted a nut in his coffee mug.


Ol girl didn't speak to me for about a year.

sounds like a rape charge just waiting to happen.

No humble bragging but females trying to get your attention is annoying because 9 times out of 10 they’re 4 or 5 out of 10. I’ve rarely had a solid 8 or above approach me (not that they need to anyway).

Ugly bytches have the same attitude as broke dusty guys because they have nothing to lose, they’re bold as fukk.

And then you realise how wack women are at approaching men. Then have zero game. If it wasn’t for men approaching, our species would be extinct.

The worst are fat white bytches who look at me like an ice cream sundae. Thinking just because I’m black, I must have low self esteem.

it seems like most of the time, they don't even wanna be gamed , they just want their ego rubbed because many women's worth is based on their physical attractiveness. It's harsh seeing them get older when they start to realize they don't have that youth and attraction any more. It's a damned near midlife crisis.

 

[Couth]

Snitching on me.

I go in the bathroom to roll up a blunt at work. New female coworker goes in bathroom directly after me. Then calls the boss over like "it smells funny in here and there's stems in the sink"


Boss gave 0 fukks.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

OH wow! There are some desperate women out here. Me, I never try to get a man's attention. I'm too busy caught in my personal shyt to notice anyone else.

Yep, and I ignore them and walk off.

Kind of. Even then I still don't want to be bothered unless he's buying me a drink.

 

[All Women Are Queens]

"So tell me about yourself. "

 

[Rozay Oro]

#uglygang. No I never had any of this happen to my knowledge.

Real talk, fukk these motherfukkers

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[Rozay Oro]

Whats the name of the operation that Kylie got on her face? So I can see that specialist and get the estimate so I can start saving for 2.0 me in the face. Gotdayum

 

[Luke Cage]

Real talk, fukk these motherfukkers

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[Dont@Me]

Snitching on me.

I go in the bathroom to roll up a blunt at work. New female coworker goes in bathroom directly after me. Then calls the boss over like "it smells funny in here and there's stems in the sink"


Boss gave 0 fukks.

breh, i don't think she was trying to flirt with you on that one ......