What would you say is the GOAT chapelle show skit?

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Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pagers
Your crew dont phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas!
 

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the hater ball had my laughing from beginning to end

Yup that's one of my favorite skits ever. The part when he says "I like to thank god for giving everyone so much and give me so little", I hate you, I hate you and I don't even know you but I hate you. I hope all the horrible things in this world happen to nobody but you :laugh: Always gets me.

The court room skit is underrated.
 

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Interviewer: So Mia, what's the craziest thing you ever did sexually?
Mia: Um, the craziest thing I ever did sex-- :gladbron: Oh, oh, oh, ok, ok, ok, one time I had a 3-way with these two guys in college, and my sorority sisters were like cheering me on. :yes: Yeah, that'll be it, that'll be it. :laugh:
Interviewer: What about you, sir?
Dave: :what: The craziest thing I ever did sexually... that'll probably be having sex with :scusthov: "Ol' Gangbang" here without a rubber. (to Mia) :stopitslime: We're fukkin' done, man! This date is over! (walks away from Mia)
 

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Personal favorite is the reparations for black people skit.

:dead: @ Tron being the World's Richest Man and Big Al the Weatherman.

"I"m going to reinvest my money in the communities....SIKE.... straight up though imma do the real thing and spend this money before you honkies change your mindssss"
 

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The very first skit where he parodies that Mitsubishi commercial with that pop-locking chick in the car -

(hits brakes)
Dave: :huh: :hmm: 'The fukk are you doin'?!!
(chick keeps dancing)
Dave: You gotta get out of my car.
(chick keeps dancing)
Dave: :angry: I'M SERIOUS!!! (forces chick out of car and drives off)
Dave: :sadcam: That crazy dancing making my penis soft.
 
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