What would you say is the GOAT chapelle show skit?

[CoolazzFemale]

the race draft
wayne brady
black bush
mad real world
rick james
prince

 

[patscorpio]

the pixies skit had me out...even though it was the black pixie skit that was the beginning of the end for the show

 

[b. woods]

black bush
making da band
rick james
fisticuffs
2pac alive

I like the part when Dave was listening to the lyrics, and his reaction went from to

 

[b. woods]

Black Bush, The World Series of Dice (the debut of Ashy Larry) and Mad Real World

(looks at Ashy Larry)
Leonard Washington: That man is drier than Kunta Kinte's ankles.

Ashy Larry: (with the dice in his hand) C'mon baby, we need this!
Leonard Washington: What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers. Roll the dice you ashy muthafukka.

 

[gameover82]

the hater ball had my laughing from beginning to end

 

[DaylitoJames]

(looks at Ashy Larry)
Leonard Washington: That man is drier than Kunta Kinta's ankles.

(to Ashy Larry)
Leonard Washington: What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers. Roll the dice you ashy muthafukka.

Bill Burr: Here comes dumb ass Ashy Larry right on schedule.
Ashy Larry: I stole some money out of my woman's purse...
Charlie Murphy: (hands over money by gunpoint) NOW GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION... NOW!
Ashy Larry: I was just supposed to take out the trash!

 

[Coach Gully]

But definitely Black Bush.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

I forgot about the World Series of Dice...

 

[b. woods]

(announcing the nominees for "Player Hater of the Year")
Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's wife pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little muthafukka. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the police on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnson. Silky Johnson is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics.

 

[bangbreh]

that whole clayton bigsby was written brilliantly.
the end "****** lover" was

 

[Shadow]

Shout out to

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[gameover82]

(announcing the nominees for "Player Hater of the Year")
Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little muthafukka. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnson. Silky Johnson is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics.

"dude in the background"

YOU LOOK LIKE A BOOTLEG ICE T

 

[b. woods]

(Racial Draft)
Bill Burr: Believe it or not, the blacks have actually won the first pick.
Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time, Billy.
Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain.
Dave Chappelle: Man, fukk you.

 

[Whitty Hutton]

The consensus best have been mentioned, but my sleepers are:

The Pixies
The slow motion skit (I cried when that nikka flew off the toilet)
Tyrone Biggums Redbulls

 

[b. woods]

Fisticuffs: (to the producer) I'M SAYIN nikka, YOU CAN'T JUST PUT VELVET IN THE shyt AND THINK THEY NICE HEADPHONES!!! (throws headphones down)

Fisticuffs: PUMP UP THAT BASS, PUMP UP THAT BASS! PUMP IT UP! UHH, FROM THE-- (beat drops) What happened?