What would you say is the GOAT chapelle show skit?
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Frank Murphy: 
Great job, buddy. You the man! Gimme some skin, huh?! (holds up hand for a high five)
Narrator: Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which in his heart of hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom. Though he could've ignored the simple comment his mentor made, Vernon decided to "keep it real".
Vernon Franklin:
Get 'yo muthafukkin' hand outta my face.
Frank Murphy:
Vernon Franklin:
You heard me, muthafukka, (slaps his hand away) GET 'YO HAND OUTTA MY FACE!!!
Great job, buddy. You the man! Gimme some skin, huh?! (holds up hand for a high five)Narrator: Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which in his heart of hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom. Though he could've ignored the simple comment his mentor made, Vernon decided to "keep it real".
Vernon Franklin:
Get 'yo muthafukkin' hand outta my face.Frank Murphy:
Vernon Franklin:
You heard me, muthafukka, (slaps his hand away) GET 'YO HAND OUTTA MY FACE!!!vaktsom einstøing
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aside from Rick James, all the Tyrone Biggums skits.
Frank Murphy:
Narrator: Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which in his heart of hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom. Though he could've ignored the simple comment his mentor made, Vernon decided to "keep it real".
Vernon Franklin:
Frank Murphy:
Vernon Franklin:
This is not the vernon that we know..
"Well allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is
nikka"
This is my top 5.
(Dave during jury selection)
Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, isn't that excessive?
Dave: NOOO, no it's not excessive! Listen lady, the burden of proof is on the STATE... ON THE STATE! You have got to prove to MEEE beyond a reasonable doubt whether or not this man is a pisser.
Prosecutor: Aren't your doubts unreasonable?
Dave: NO it's not unreasonable! Look, we talkin' about a justice system that have 500 people whose cases were overturned by DNA evidence. I seen a tape where five cops beat up a nikka, and they said they had reasonable doubt, I got my doubts too, alright?! How come they ain't found BIG and Tupac's murderer, but they arrest O.J. the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap!
(bangs fist on the stand) I WANT JUSTICE!!! (grabs gavel and bangs it on the stand) YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER! THIS. WHOLE. GOTDAMN. COURT. IS. OUT OF ORDER... EVERYBODY!!!
Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, isn't that excessive?
Dave: NOOO, no it's not excessive! Listen lady, the burden of proof is on the STATE... ON THE STATE! You have got to prove to MEEE beyond a reasonable doubt whether or not this man is a pisser.
Prosecutor: Aren't your doubts unreasonable?
Dave: NO it's not unreasonable! Look, we talkin' about a justice system that have 500 people whose cases were overturned by DNA evidence. I seen a tape where five cops beat up a nikka, and they said they had reasonable doubt, I got my doubts too, alright?! How come they ain't found BIG and Tupac's murderer, but they arrest O.J. the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap!
(bangs fist on the stand) I WANT JUSTICE!!! (grabs gavel and bangs it on the stand) YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER! THIS. WHOLE. GOTDAMN. COURT. IS. OUT OF ORDER... EVERYBODY!!!
staticshock
Veteran
Mad Real World
The ghetto Sesame Street (What you don’t understand, is I make love to my hand/so I don’t need you honey, I beat my dikk like it owes me money!)
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong when ol girl star 69’d someone who hung up on her, found her address and vandalized her car, only to find out it was a official government vehicle & she got arrested. The part that took me out was when she was getting her lunch in the prison & sat next to some real convicts & one of them said “What’s really hood, bytch?!
” she tried to stand up for herself & got jumped by 3 women serving life sentences 
I think my favorite is the Player Haters Ball
Probably my favorite line out of the whole show is this
The ghetto Sesame Street (What you don’t understand, is I make love to my hand/so I don’t need you honey, I beat my dikk like it owes me money!)
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong when ol girl star 69’d someone who hung up on her, found her address and vandalized her car, only to find out it was a official government vehicle & she got arrested. The part that took me out was when she was getting her lunch in the prison & sat next to some real convicts & one of them said “What’s really hood, bytch?!
” she tried to stand up for herself & got jumped by 3 women serving life sentences I think my favorite is the Player Haters Ball
Probably my favorite line out of the whole show is this