What would you say is the GOAT chapelle show skit?

[Tom Foolery]

 

[Romey Rome]

the outtakes of dave as dylan. gang wars. leonard washington

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

The very first skit where he parodies that Mitsubishi commercial with that pop-locking chick in the car -

(hits brakes)
Dave: 'The fukk are you doin'?!!
(chick keeps dancing)
Dave: You gotta get out of my car.
(chick keeps dancing)
Dave: I'M SERIOUS!!! (forces chick out of car)
(drives off)
Dave: That crazy dancing making my penis soft.

+rep for bringin this up, i think this is one that gets overlooked alot cuz it was so short. 'dudes night out' was another slept on skit too.


as far as the goat, i gotta go with the law and order skit. from the concept to execution that whole skit was flawless. i lost it when the cops raided dudes crib and the dog was just sittin there pantin like but they was like "shut that dog up! shut up that dog!!! "

 

[Torrez]

player haters ball

 

[The Antagonist]

Fisticuffs: (to the producer) I'M SAYING nikka, YOU CAN'T JUST PUT VELVET IN THE shyt AND THINK THEY NICE HEADPHONES!!! (throws headphones down)

Fisticuffs: PUMP UP THAT BASS, PUMP UP THAT BASS! PUMP IT UP! UHH, FROM THE-- (beat drops) What happened?

PUT SOME TREBLE IN IT! PUT SOME TREBLE IN IT.. THAT'S MY WORD!

 

[RNS]

PUT SOME TREBLE IN IT! PUT SOME TREBLE IN IT.. THAT'S MY WORD!

hahaha turn dem shyts up!!!!!!!! im serious nikka i can't hear out my left ear

 

[b. woods]

(comes home from work with a takeout bag)
Calvin: Hey... I bought y'all home some dinner from work.
Wife: CALVIN, YOU CAN'T KEEP FEEDIN' ME AND YOUR BABY HAMBURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES EVERY GOTDAMN NIGHT!
Calvin: Well, what the hell do you expect me to do?
Wife: nikka, GET A REAL JOB!!!
Calvin: bytch!!! WACARNOLD'S IS GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE MY COMMUNITY AND FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WELFARE OF MY OWN ENVIRONMENT!
Wife: DON'T GIVE ME THAT TRIFLIN' ASS BULLshyt!
Calvin: I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE! HEY...
(sees a pair of men's gloves atop the refrigerator)
Calvin: Hey, whose gloves are these... huh? Who you fukkin', O.J.?!

 

[NoCones]

Big Al the Weatherman.

look at you, you ol pasty bytch
you look like you just walked out from ground zero

 

[DaylitoJames]

The Player Hater's Ball part where Silky Johnson said that Puff Daddy had "dolphin teeth" and Rosie o'Donnell "looks like she has dikkholes in her draws!" still has me dying laughing.

 

[Whitty Hutton]

The Rick James outtakes are hilarious too

"Girl I'm gonna lick the light skin off ya!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn2RVJBH9fA

 

[ThaRebel]

The Player Hater's Ball part where Silky Johnson said that Puff Daddy had "dolphin teeth" and Rosie o'Donnell "looks like she has dikkholes in her draws!" still has me dying laughing.

Besides Rick James this is the one for me.

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you....I don't even know you and I hate ya guts. I hope for all the bad things in life to happen to you and nobody else."

 

[b. woods]

Tyrone intervention -

Rhonda: Tyrone, I was very hurt that you carjacked me that time.
Tyrone: What you talkin' about, Rhonda? I would never carjack that ugly ass car!
(flashback to carjacking scene)
Tyrone: (pulls out strap) GET OUT THE CAR!
Rhonda: Tyrone, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tyrone: WHO'S TYRONE?! I DON'T KNOW TYRONE!
Rhonda: No, it's you WITH YOUR CRUSTY ASS LIPS!!!

 

[Microfracture]

Tyrone intervention -

Rhonda: Tyrone, I was very hurt that you carjacked me that time.
Tyrone: What you talkin' about, Rhonda? I would never carjack that ugly ass car!
(flashback to carjacking scene)
Tyrone: (pulls out strap) GET OUT THE CAR!
Rhonda: Tyrone, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Tyrone: WHO'S TYRONE?! I DON'T KNOW TYRONE!
Rhonda: No, it's you WITH YOUR CRUSTY ASS LIPS!!!

How you sposed to sleep if you high on crack RHONDA!?

 

[The Antagonist]

look at you, you ol pasty bytch
you look like you just walked out from ground zero

"Actury Chuck.. dis my real speakin voice. I talk like straight up gangsta, bytch"

 

[Daniels]

Clayton Bigsby