What was your most daring sexual escapade?

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I spilled Cum on my High School Ex's Kitchen Floor. :lolbron:

She usually wiped up after me because like a Dog because technically it was her Fault for Cum-Dodging. Her Grandmother came through the back door right next to the Kitchen, still 'til this Day I don't know what happened to that Load. :laff:

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I was 17. I went to the club (21 and older) there was a bad ass hispanic chick dancin with a tall ass dude wearing a baby t-shirt. No homo but dudes arms and chest were poppin out and he looked like a P90X dude and he was prolly 6 inches taller than me, long story short he could have beat me to death.

This was when I was invincible, I though my smooth talkin and good looks could conquer the world. Anyway shawty was dancin behind me and I'm dancin with this other broad. I look behind me and she peered over her shoulder and her tall ass dude was peerin over her just dancin. She's 5'3 I'm 5'7 he's like 6'4. He didn't notice us lock eyes for a minute but I put my hand down by my side while dancin with shawty and I reach behind me and I'm grabbin all ass. Like middle finger in her ass crack. But she's dancin and not stoppin me. A couple songs end and I bounce to go walk around or somethin and I see her walkin.
I say somethin to the effect of "I know you seen me, what's good with me and you" She's like "I gotta man" I was like forget about him (I told you I thought I was invincible). She's like nah :manny: So then she says she has to look for her friend and she walked to that area by the womans bathroom and I grabbed her and started kissin on her. That flied for about 5 good seconds :obama: (think about how slow someone running a 5 second 40 is) and then she pushed me away.

I was like :manny: I figured I could get stomped out or killed but I don't even care. I guess the most sexual part was me grabbin on her ass and feelin her a$$hole and p*ssy from the back.

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Sex in a Changing Room at Victoria's Secret. :smugbiden:

Though I didn't get to Finish. :hmm:

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I did the same thing! My girl at the time asked me to come inside the dressing room to see how she looked in an outfit. Man... I couldn't resist. We got at it then went to the register to pay for th lingerie. She was stressing all the way home thinking about cameras. I told her "i bet a lot of ppl do that shyt... they're not thinking about us."
 

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In the mens bathroom at the library on base, Movie theater, on a park bench it was kind of dark and she had on a sun dress. she lifted the dress up and sat on it.
 

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Dipped a school dance with my girl, was gettin head on a park bench, cops came with flashlights

Didn't get caught tho :whoa:

But that was a close call for dat azz if I've ever seen one
 

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Hmmm... Tough one.

- On top of a High-rise, downtown
- Sauna
- Pool
- In a car, on the side of the road
- Head on a plane
- On a swing, in a park at night
 

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saw this badddddd ass hispanic chick walkin her friend out of targets near city place in dallas...while me n the chick i was with was comin in target...told the broad i was with i left my wallet inside the car...she said meet me at so n so aisle...i said bet..n left

the bad ese broad was waiting for her friend 2 comeback out of the bathroom..so they walked


n i proceeded singin




as they was headed towards city place station...i can tell she was laughin...


they stopped n i caught up to em...we chopped game for a min...the friend answered her phone..

n i whispered te quiero comer el gato..she goes:ooh:...u aint ready...

i go shid...is a giraffe p*ssy high...she laughed..her girl went inside the building..

we chopped some more..i said r u down...she go yeah...but when..i go shid now...she laughed...we ended up goin in the elevators to the 32nd floor...i go the hell we goin..she said she worked there ...

and most of the building is vacant..since 7-11 is gone..n this floor nobody hardly ever use...its an old loungin area with tvs couches etc...got there...

got the keys to the coochie..wrecked it like 4 times...got her number she was gettin off in a couple mins set up rd 5-9 after a mavericks game...got the broad i was originally with...dropped her off..showered head to the game saw her...

met up with her..she took me to a service elevator..wrecked again...left the game early..went to her house finished the night..
 
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I'm an exhibitionist so my list of public places I've marked my territory on is extensive

- on a park walking trail, broad day light on a sunny Sunday afternoon

- parking lot of a factory in an industrial area, outside the car, had her bent over her hood strokin it when this old lady came power walking out of nowhere and caught us

- back of her car parked in the hospital parking garage, right before her OBGYN appointment

- in between the car and car door (she was bent over in the car) in the driveway of her grandmothers's house

- in the backseat of her bf's car parked in my parents driveway while they were home, her bf and my lil brother sittin in the front seat

- behind the theatre club stage in the cafeteria in high school

- lil ducked off corner outside the rec center on base

I can do this for days
 

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Um, lemme think on this....

A few places:

- head & a slight slip "in" on the back of the 70 bus (Georgia Ave)
- janitor closet in MLK library
- volunteer lounge at the Vet Affairs Hospital
- 2 am, in the Kiss & Ride section at the Metro subway station
- head in front of the Renaissance hotel

All in DC. :snoop: at my young frivilous acts
 
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