What lengths did you go to as a teenager to hide your porn?

[RJY33]

i was too lazy lol but i got caught with this at school by the dean.

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http://h6img.com/p/1/lil-kim-p*ssy.jpg

That thing looks so beat up

Still would hit without remorse

 

[rocksteady]

ya'll had it real good, brehs




i had to look at health books (anatomy, straight to vagina)

and national geographic



health books, brehs

 

[Black]

That thing looks so beat up

Still would hit without remorse

me too

 

[Grifter]

Cmon man thats the first place parents look for contraband

I used the metal frame under the boxsprings sometimes tho

I didn't know at first.

 

[Immortalized Outlaw]

That thing looks so beat up

Still would hit without remorse

Who is that? Mariah?

 

[Earnings]

Had my Pops whole Asswatcher library at my disposal... Sometimes I would rock with the master footage in the camcorder or pick a dvd....

 

[Boutdatlife]

We had a computer but i had my own user account.

 

[5StarElite]

I'll neva forget the my introduction into the porn watchin game. Ninth birthday, house full of nikkas and I go to the back room looking for my Ninja Turtles vhs tape. None of them shyts had titles so I'm back there for a minute, putting in tape after tape tryna find the dam thing. Put in this one tape and all I see is a tall white bytch getting piped in some black leather boots. First time being exposed to such behavior and it blew a young nikkas mind.

I'm thinking in my head to turn the shyt off but every time I step closer to the VCR, instead of hitting eject, I kept hitting rewind I was hypnotized brehs

I was back there so long I ended up shutting the door, not even thinking how suspicious my disappearance looked considering it was my birthday. Eventually my og walked in and found me smh

Worst bday ever

 

[Dooby]

man...y'all nikkas...hold on...lemme go smoke this weed....y'all bringing back memories...making a nikka reminisce and shyt...






aight, I'm high and shyt now...so lemme see if I can remember this episode properly...

...so anyway, my boy, like two weeks after he got the illegal box, and after enduring two weeks of this lil dude (well he was fat but still) how much he's off piff...like real porn shyt, not even soft core...like this nikka was seeing dikk enter p*ssy...I was like, dog, you gotta ask your parents, I need to sleep over and experience this piffery my dude!

I was mad adamant...like hostage taker with demands for a billion in a briefcase and a chopper on the roof adamant...that I was going to sleep over at this dudes house for the soul intent of beating my meat to real hardcore porn...fukked up shyt, lol. I was using my boy and his box for my own sexual gratification.

So anyways, I get to dudes crib, eat dinner with his fam, and chill with them till they decide to go to sleep, then we literally high five each other and we're like "yeah, we BOUT TO EAT!!" smiling like the Uncle Ben box. And we had the schedule and shyt, we were READY! So I'm on one couch and he's on the other...and the piffery begins...I'm feeling like my moms just hit me with news that we going to Disney World and a lifetime supply of skittles...and then I notice that yo, my dikk started getting hard, which is like, the natural reaction, I'm 13 watching titties, p*ssy, and ass...and my hand is slowly, instinctively, approaching my dikk like it's magnetized...I wanted to pull it away but I couldn't...and then it hit me (before my hand got to my dikk, lol) "I'm bout to do a *silent-beat next to my mans over here? What kind of fukked up shyt is that"...then I start thinking other shyt like, dude is probably on the other couch rock hard too, and then it hit me...this whole endeavour is GAY AS shyt! Lol. So, I excuse myself from the room...and well...you know...



came back downstairs...and my dude was falling asleep so he's like "I'm going to bed...what you gonna do" and I'm like..."nothin man, just gonna go to sleep here on this couch" and he's like "aight...sure" ....man I was so well that night.

For Reference:
*silent-beat:
you know the late night, share a room with your brother waiting till he's asleep jerk

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

Damn straight

 

[EffedUp]

I used to tape mad NBA/NFL shyt so I mixed the tapes in with them. The porn tapes (mainly skinemax shyt) were just numbered and I used to keep a list of what was on them. I remember one time I left that list out and my sis and bro came to my room to chill. They're just chatting it up and I'm like at the list out in the open. Eventually I balled that shyt up but I'm sure they seen it (they never said anything about it though lol).

When it came to the computer (especially the net with the hardcore shyt), hiding your folders FTW. I didn't get my own computer till I graduated HS so I had quite the buildup on mom's PC. Hell, my mom didn't check for no browser history or stuff like that anyway (all she was on was AOL and solitaire )

 

[Roger Sterling]

i discovered an uncles stash which i snuck into my starter jacket and stole.

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