Didn't need to. I had my own computer
So did i, but this was 1994
early AOL days
What lengths did you go to as a teenager to hide your porn?
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So did i, but this was 1994
early AOL days
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Shugg84
Banned
Moms would go to Mcdonalds around the block right.....and by the time she came back my nikka.......
I was done.
Explains alot.
I was done.
Explains alot.
Ooooh, I remember the time I found my brother's Seymour Butts Babewatch tape, I was 
...till my mom caught me at like 2am right before I was about to get busy...then she's like "what are you doing?" and I got the VCR remote in my hand and my other hand under the covers on the couch like 
...and I said "I'm just setting the time on the VCR!!!"...then she gave me the "yeah right nikka" look...then pressed play...but I was SAVED 
cuz the shyt wouldn't play, it was chewed up or something (overuse, lol)...so I was like "phew"...but you know parents...just when you think you got away with shyt, they go that extra mile like "nah nikka, I'ma CONTINUE investigating" on that Batman shyt...so she takes the tape out the VCR, turns on the light, opens the tape and starts looking at the tape, FRAME BY FRAME!!! ...then she's like "Guess Who, where did you get it??" and I was like "it was my brother!!!" ...and since dude was the bad one in the family and was always taking the blame for shyt, I was exonerated...he ended up grounded or something...looking back, my snitching was kinda foul....but I was like 13...had to do what I had to do
...till my mom caught me at like 2am right before I was about to get busy...then she's like "what are you doing?" and I got the VCR remote in my hand and my other hand under the covers on the couch like ...and I said "I'm just setting the time on the VCR!!!"...then she gave me the "yeah right nikka" look...then pressed play...but I was SAVED cuz the shyt wouldn't play, it was chewed up or something (overuse, lol)...so I was like "phew"...but you know parents...just when you think you got away with shyt, they go that extra mile like "nah nikka, I'ma CONTINUE investigating" on that Batman shyt...so she takes the tape out the VCR, turns on the light, opens the tape and starts looking at the tape, FRAME BY FRAME!!! ...then she's like "Guess Who, where did you get it??" and I was like "it was my brother!!!" ...and since dude was the bad one in the family and was always taking the blame for shyt, I was exonerated...he ended up grounded or something...looking back, my snitching was kinda foul....but I was like 13...had to do what I had to do
Pool_Shark
Can’t move with me in this digital space
Real shyt we had to use our imaginations and shyt and beat off to regular tv women. I use to beat off to charmed before school at 8amI can go to youporn now and they have a video of all the charmed girls naked
I kept a file in my brain of all the cleavage and ass I had seen for the day. If a girl was already developed and wearing a low cut shirt. I would make sure I saw some titty meat.
I used to print pictures of girls and keep them in old dvd cases no one watched.
My dad had this lesbian porn tape called No Fear. I used to watch it then rewind it to where he left off.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
I was a dumbass and 12, but at the time i thought i was slick as shyt
Now kids of the late 80s and early 90s remember that cds used to be sold inside long cardboard boxes with the jewel case inside. I had this one on my shelf and it was my beat off material treasure chest no homo
Mind you this was before the internet had easily accessible porn and i was too young to buy it and had no older siblings
Id cut the girls out of old jc penny catalogs and swimsuit mags like fukkin paper dolls and put them in this box. Then id bring them out to play and beat off, then put them away and back on the shelf.i did this for about a year until i discovered an uncles stash which i snuck into my starter jacket and stole.
How far did you go to hide porn? Weirdest place? Share some tales brehs
I was a kid of the 80's too. I remember I was using my sister's "teen" managazine to get off to. I also used sears and jc penny sunday newspaper bra ads
the things we had to resort to. also once, I found a frederick's of hollywood catalogue while walking thru the alley on the ground. I looked at that book like I found gold
cuz it had damn near naked women in it. I didn't even have no playboys and shyt back then. so that catalogue was all I had really. that and occasional scrambled softcore porn on skinemax.
@No FearOh hell yeah dog...I have a photographic memory, so you KNOW I was making mental notes of other girls who hit puberty early and had titties or the ass was just coming in round and proper...there was this one italian girl, I still remember her name (I had a huge crush on chick...first pawg I ever encountered...must be where my fetish started)...anyway, she was in my pool class (went to a nearly all white school in grade 7 and 8) and when she put on that one piece, a nikka was constantly behind her like
...or fukkin with her in the pool on free periods...she had a lil crush on the kid too at the end of grade 8...I was gonna spit game, but a nikka had to go home and shyt....or my teachers, got damn...I had a teacher named Ms Naylor (pronounced "nail her") who was fresh out of college, 22 and fukking SEXY AS shyt. I fukked her so many times...in my mind.
i beat off to this when i was like 11. don't judge memy young ass couldn't handle seeing Melyssa Ford's ass hanging out that g string.
JAY-Z - Big Pimpin' ft. UGK - YouTube
don't even get me started on Real Sex on HBO.
embarrassing things I used to beat it to:
-scrambled porn on TV
-that first Ma$e video...
-the liner notes of Big Pun's Capital Punishment where he holding the chick's titties...the statue of liberty chick
-fredericks of hollywood catalogues
-BET Uncut
-the Big Pun skit where he having a threesome with them puerto rican chicks...
Dog, when the TV Guide would come on the weekends I would be the first one to be all up on that shyt...I knew what time that shyt was being delivered, I was by the mail slot...I HAD to be the first one getting my hands on it. Why did I want the TV Guide? So I could find the movies that have "may contain scenes of nudity" and then I'd mark em on my calendar and shyt, make sure I made a date at home and try to get everybody out of the house or room when that shyt came on...then I'd be
And once that nudie scene came on, shyt I beatin my meat QUICK! 30 secs type shyt...I remember Cindy Crawford in that one flick where she was naked for like 5 secs...and Desperado, got damn I
My perversity went deep!
YEP. did the same exact shyt!!!!
I scanned HBO listings for that "N" symbol that meant nudity
I
off of like 3 second titty shots 
YEP. did the same exact shyt!!!!
I scanned HBO listings for that "N" symbol that meant nudity
I
Lol word. These kids don't know how good they have it now with streaming porn, shows like Rome, and Game of Thrones, and True Blood where it's just titties EVERYWHERE!! These kids gonna grow up to be some fukking deviant ass nikkas...some clockwork orange ass nikkas
lol, puberty hit a nikka like the L train through Brooklyn my dude...I was poor, no internet, the most basic of cable, what the hell was a nikka supposed to do?
I used to get PISSED when that TV Guide had the N beside the movie and a nikka didn't get the channel and that was the only N movie for the week...you KNOW I was getting in an altercation at school that week
we used to have a hot box illegal cable box, id sneak down at like 2am tip toe and watch spice channel
my boy had one of these, I was mad jealous, cuz I know that nikka was
on friday and sat nights...I always was asking to sleep over at that nikka's house on the weekend...his pops had a lil stash of porn CDs back in the day, too...I remember one time I slept over at his house and...man nvm...I'm exposing myself too much in this thread, lol