What lengths did you go to as a teenager to hide your porn?

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my boy had one of these, I was mad jealous, cuz I know that nikka was :eat: on friday and sat nights...I always was asking to sleep over at that nikka's house on the weekend...his pops had a lil stash of porn CDs back in the day, too...I remember one time I slept over at his house and...man nvm...I'm exposing myself too much in this thread, lol

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embarrassing things I used to beat it to:

-scrambled porn on TV

-that first Ma$e video...

-the liner notes of Big Pun's Capital Punishment where he holding the chick's titties...the statue of liberty chick

-fredericks of hollywood catalogues

-BET Uncut

-the Big Pun skit where he having a threesome with them puerto rican chicks...


Breh who wasnt on that bet uncut

I was beating to

-Wwf divas
- here in la on fox jillian barbara back in the day
- dark angel
- jerry springer too hot for tv
- the spring break shows on mtv
- mtvs undressed that use to come on at midnight
 

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lol, puberty hit a nikka like the L train through Brooklyn my dude...I was poor, no internet, the most basic of cable, what the hell was a nikka supposed to do?

I used to get PISSED when that TV Guide had the N beside the movie and a nikka didn't get the channel and that was the only N movie for the week...you KNOW I was getting in an altercation at school that week

I feel that. Not gonna lie i beat off to Toni Braxton videos and Janet Jackson cd covers :heh:

My parents cut off movie channels when i was 13 and i still watched them all fuzzy and wavy tryin to beat to a nipple :shaq2:
 

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I beat off too

jenny jones show
wwf divas sbales bikinis
spring break on mtv
some strip poker game show that came on usa network
 

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Real shyt we had to use our imaginations and shyt and beat off to regular tv women. I use to beat off to charmed before school at 8am :shaq: I can go to youporn now and they have a video of all the charmed girls naked :ooh:

Real talk, likewise. Imagination was runnin like a motherfukker. Real talk, one of the first things I remember jerkin off to was the music video for "My Love Is Like..Wo."

Brah. Whenever I saw Mya come up on the tv :eat:
 

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I feel that. Not gonna lie i beat off to Toni Braxton videos and Janet Jackson cd covers :heh:

My parents cut off movie channels when i was 13 and i still watched them all fuzzy and wavy tryin to beat to a nipple :shaq2:

Dog, I was beatin off to that Toni Braxton issue of Vibe...I had that magazine well hidden away in a drawer or cupboard somewhere...that was my go-to shyt when I wanted to bust a super nut, like one of those where you feel like Mario must feel after he grabs a star kinda nuts

...there's a reason I know all the lyrics to Unbreak My Heart

I beat off too

jenny jones show
wwf divas sbales bikinis
spring break on mtv
some strip poker game show that came on usa network

I used to love those Jenny Jones episodes with the slutty bytches on it...I remember one time the porn star Sierra (the black big titty bytch) was on it...I was at home sick, nobody was home...needless to say I was :eat:

:obama:
 

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Scariest moment of my youth was buying a jerry springer too hot for tv vhs tape to beat to at the cd and movie store in the mall when i was 12 or 13. For some reason i was paranoid as fukk and thought id get arrested tryin to buy it. The old lady cashier was like :childplease: but rang me out anyways :win:
 

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i remember jerking off to the threesome scene in wildthings when it came on hbo
 
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Real talk, likewise. Imagination was runnin like a motherfukker. Real talk, one of the first things I remember jerkin off to was the music video for "My Love Is Like..Wo."

Brah. Whenever I saw Mya come up on the tv :eat:

:ooh: that mya video. :ohlawd: that video did thing to my young body :noah:
 

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You guys remember that show The Grind on MTV? Nothing else needs to be said :smugfavre:
 

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Lol word. These kids don't know how good they have it now with streaming porn, shows like Rome, and Game of Thrones, and True Blood where it's just titties EVERYWHERE!! These kids gonna grow up to be some fukking deviant ass nikkas...some clockwork orange ass nikkas


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Brah. I am fukking dyin. lol. This thread is the truest shyt I've ever seen
 

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Showgirls, pool scene :win:

I remember one time I burned a cd with sex moans and jerked to it on the toilet. I used to listen to my cds on the way to school with my dad. One time I left all of them in the car.

He heard it and asked me who it was. Blamed it on my best friend :smugdraper:
 

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Dog, I was beatin off to that Toni Braxton issue of Vibe...I had that magazine well hidden away in a drawer or cupboard somewhere...that was my go-to shyt when I wanted to bust a super nut, like one of those where you feel like Mario must feel after he grabs a star kinda nuts

...there's a reason I know all the lyrics to Unbreak My Heart



I used to love those Jenny Jones episodes with the slutty bytches on it...I remember one time the porn star Sierra (the black big titty bytch) was on it...I was at home sick, nobody was home...needless to say I was :eat:

:obama:

I used to just do it at work,be in the bathroom hella long then take a nap afterwards...why the hell they have a chair in the bathroom if I wuznt supposed to jack and take a nap:wtb: I wuz like 13 at the time....have the water runnin for 15 minutes so nobody could hear the noises:russ:...for sum reason the lotion in the bathroom at my house wuz just for decoration I guess...I wuz scared to keep usin it too fast cuz moms might get suspicious...and before I learned spit is also a lubricant I used a gang of that shyt each session:laff: and would try to water it down when I used to much...its crazy lookin back knowin how ya parent obviously knew what the fuk u wuz doin...."water runnin for 15 minutes straight nikka:childplease:"...then id come out with a lame excuse "man I had a lot of grease on my face,I think I got it all,how good is that soap,think we might need a better brand,u gotta wash ya face a loooooong time with that kind?"...I always say its hard to think when ya dikk wuz just in ya hand...my jackin off allibys wuz so damn ridiculous and embarrasing:snoop:
 
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I remember wanted to see Showgirls with Jesse from save by the bell. My cuzin told me he seen that shyt with his mom. nikka had the :snoop: the whole movie
 
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