Showgirls, pool scene
I remember one time I burned a cd with sex moans and jerked to it on the toilet. I used to listen to my cds on the way to school with my dad. One time I left all of them in the car.
He heard it and asked me who it was. Blamed it on my best friend
I remember trying to beat it to chronic 2001 pause for porno skit. Borrowed that shyt from the homie
under my mattress, my nosy ass mom used to always check under there for no reason at first.
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off piff...like real porn shyt, not even soft core...like this nikka was seeing dikk enter p*ssy...I was like, dog, you gotta ask your parents, I need to sleep over and experience this piffery my dude! 
so well that night.man...y'all nikkas...hold on...lemme go smoke this weed....y'all bringing back memories...making a nikka reminisce and shyt...
aight, I'm high and shyt now...so lemme see if I can remember this episode properly...
...so anyway, my boy, like two weeks after he got the illegal box, and after enduring two weeks of this lil dude (well he was fat but still) how much he's
I was mad adamant...like hostage taker with demands for a billion in a briefcase and a chopper on the roof adamant...that I was going to sleep over at this dudes house for the soul intent of beating my meat to real hardcore porn...fukked up shyt, lol. I was using my boy and his box for my own sexual gratification.
So anyways, I get to dudes crib, eat dinner with his fam, and chill with them till they decide to go to sleep, then we literally high five each other and we're like "yeah, we BOUT TO EAT!!" smiling like the Uncle Ben box. And we had the schedule and shyt, we were READY! So I'm on one couch and he's on the other...and the piffery begins...I'm feeling like my moms just hit me with news that we going to Disney World and a lifetime supply of skittles...and then I notice that yo, my dikk started getting hard, which is like, the natural reaction, I'm 13 watching titties, p*ssy, and ass...and my hand is slowly, instinctively, approaching my dikk like it's magnetized...I wanted to pull it away but I couldn't...and then it hit me (before my hand got to my dikk, lol) "I'm bout to do a *silent-beat next to my mans over here? What kind of fukked up shyt is that"...then I start thinking other shyt like, dude is probably on the other couch rock hard too, and then it hit me...this whole endeavour is GAY AS shyt! Lol. So, I excuse myself from the room...and well...you know...
came back downstairs...and my dude was falling asleep so he's like "I'm going to bed...what you gonna do" and I'm like..."nothin man, just gonna go to sleep here on this couch" and he's like "aight...sure" ....man I was
For Reference:
*silent-beat:
you know the late night, share a room with your brother waiting till he's asleep jerk
Showgirls, pool scene
I remember one time I burned a cd with sex moans and jerked to it on the toilet. I used to listen to my cds on the way to school with my dad. One time I left all of them in the car.
He heard it and asked me who it was. Blamed it on my best friend
I used to just do it at work,be in the bathroom hella long then take a nap afterwards...why the hell they have a chair in the bathroom if I wuznt supposed to jack and take a napand would try to water it down when I used to much...its crazy lookin back knowin how ya parent obviously knew what the fuk u wuz doin...."water runnin for 15 minutes straight nikka
"...then id come out with a lame excuse "man I had a lot of grease on my face,I think I got it all,how good is that soap,think we might need a better brand,u gotta wash ya face a loooooong time with that kind?"...I always say its hard to think when ya dikk wuz just in ya hand...my jackin off allibys wuz so damn ridiculous and embarrasing
man...y'all nikkas...hold on...lemme go smoke this weed....y'all bringing back memories...making a nikka reminisce and shyt...
aight, I'm high and shyt now...so lemme see if I can remember this episode properly...
...so anyway, my boy, like two weeks after he got the illegal box, and after enduring two weeks of this lil dude (well he was fat but still) how much he's
I was mad adamant...like hostage taker with demands for a billion in a briefcase and a chopper on the roof adamant...that I was going to sleep over at this dudes house for the soul intent of beating my meat to real hardcore porn...fukked up shyt, lol. I was using my boy and his box for my own sexual gratification.
So anyways, I get to dudes crib, eat dinner with his fam, and chill with them till they decide to go to sleep, then we literally high five each other and we're like "yeah, we BOUT TO EAT!!" smiling like the Uncle Ben box. And we had the schedule and shyt, we were READY! So I'm on one couch and he's on the other...and the piffery begins...I'm feeling like my moms just hit me with news that we going to Disney World and a lifetime supply of skittles...and then I notice that yo, my dikk started getting hard, which is like, the natural reaction, I'm 13 watching titties, p*ssy, and ass...and my hand is slowly, instinctively, approaching my dikk like it's magnetized...I wanted to pull it away but I couldn't...and then it hit me (before my hand got to my dikk, lol) "I'm bout to do a *silent-beat next to my mans over here? What kind of fukked up shyt is that"...then I start thinking other shyt like, dude is probably on the other couch rock hard too, and then it hit me...this whole endeavour is GAY AS shyt! Lol. So, I excuse myself from the room...and well...you know...
came back downstairs...and my dude was falling asleep so he's like "I'm going to bed...what you gonna do" and I'm like..."nothin man, just gonna go to sleep here on this couch" and he's like "aight...sure" ....man I was
For Reference:
*silent-beat:
you know the late night, share a room with your brother waiting till he's asleep jerk
man...y'all nikkas...hold on...lemme go smoke this weed....y'all bringing back memories...making a nikka reminisce and shyt...
aight, I'm high and shyt now...so lemme see if I can remember this episode properly...
...so anyway, my boy, like two weeks after he got the illegal box, and after enduring two weeks of this lil dude (well he was fat but still) how much he's
I was mad adamant...like hostage taker with demands for a billion in a briefcase and a chopper on the roof adamant...that I was going to sleep over at this dudes house for the soul intent of beating my meat to real hardcore porn...fukked up shyt, lol. I was using my boy and his box for my own sexual gratification.
So anyways, I get to dudes crib, eat dinner with his fam, and chill with them till they decide to go to sleep, then we literally high five each other and we're like "yeah, we BOUT TO EAT!!" smiling like the Uncle Ben box. And we had the schedule and shyt, we were READY! So I'm on one couch and he's on the other...and the piffery begins...I'm feeling like my moms just hit me with news that we going to Disney World and a lifetime supply of skittles...and then I notice that yo, my dikk started getting hard, which is like, the natural reaction, I'm 13 watching titties, p*ssy, and ass...and my hand is slowly, instinctively, approaching my dikk like it's magnetized...I wanted to pull it away but I couldn't...and then it hit me (before my hand got to my dikk, lol) "I'm bout to do a *silent-beat next to my mans over here? What kind of fukked up shyt is that"...then I start thinking other shyt like, dude is probably on the other couch rock hard too, and then it hit me...this whole endeavour is GAY AS shyt! Lol. So, I excuse myself from the room...and well...you know...
came back downstairs...and my dude was falling asleep so he's like "I'm going to bed...what you gonna do" and I'm like..."nothin man, just gonna go to sleep here on this couch" and he's like "aight...sure" ....man I was
For Reference:
*silent-beat:
you know the late night, share a room with your brother waiting till he's asleep jerk
Showgirls, pool scene
I even downloaded this shyt recently and busted a nut to it. In the era of xvideos and shyt. 
