What lengths did you go to as a teenager to hide your porn?

[RJY33]

I was a dumbass and 12, but at the time i thought i was slick as shyt

Now kids of the late 80s and early 90s remember that cds used to be sold inside long cardboard boxes with the jewel case inside. I had this one on my shelf and it was my beat off material treasure chest no homo

Mind you this was before the internet had easily accessible porn and i was too young to buy it and had no older siblings

Id cut the girls out of old jc penny catalogs and swimsuit mags like fukkin paper dolls and put them in this box. Then id bring them out to play and beat off, then put them away and back on the shelf. i did this for about a year until i discovered an uncles stash which i snuck into my starter jacket and stole.

How far did you go to hide porn? Weirdest place? Share some tales brehs

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

I climbed to the rooftop of an elementary school to masturbate. I learned my lesson from jerking while driving and almost running into a light post.

 

[James Carter]

Simple things. Record some porn off spice network and write power rangers or pokemon on the type so no one would care to watch it. I would hide pictures under my mattress or on the side of my bed but bury other thing on top of it to hide it even more.

@ how easy these kids have it now with stream sites. Just delete history

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Kept that shyt hidden in my pops home office. shyt wasn't gonna be on me if it was found

 

[RJY33]

@ how easy these kids have it now with stream sites. Just delete history

i cant imagine growing up with access to porn that kids have today

I see kids like 10 walking around with an ipod touch like damn lil man you gonna be as soon as puberty kicks in. Even younger kids have smartphones. Id go in the bathroom and stay for hours whacking it

 

[TYBG]

True story...

I used to steal porn from pop's stash. One day my mom was folding laundry and putting away my clothes and found some tapes

Mom:
Me:
Dad:

 

[Guess Who]

I'd tear out magazine pages or just put the whole magazine in an EGM (electronic gaming monthly--video game magazine) and then bury it in the middle of the pile (not at the bottom cuz that would be too obvious)...or I'd just rock to Tyra Banks in Victoria Secret catalogues...once I turned 12 I was always disappearing into the bathroom after school with my magazines for like 20 mins at a time...my fam haaad to know what was up, lol, but I thought my plan was fukking foolproof

 

[RJY33]

I'd tear out magazine pages or just put the whole magazine in an EGM (electronic gaming monthly--video game magazine) and then bury it in the middle of the pile (not at the bottom cuz that would be too obvious)...or I'd just rock to Tyra Banks in Victoria Secret catalogues...once I turned 12 I was always disappearing into the bathroom after school with my magazines for like 20 mins at a time...my fam haaad to know what was up, lol, but I thought my plan was fukking foolproof

i did the same thing. My mom would knock on the door to see if i was ok

I had no clue i was being so blatant tho. I thought i was

 

[Crakface]

I had a video tape where id record sex scenes from various cinemax movies when they came on. SHe didnt find it till i was in my 20's. Talkin bout *do you still want your little tape with all this sex* Im like mom stop it.

 

[James Carter]

i cant imagine growing up with access to porn that kids have today

I see kids like 10 walking around with an ipod touch like damn lil man you gonna be as soon as puberty kicks in. Even younger kids have smartphones. Id go in the bathroom and stay for hours whacking it

Real shyt we had to use our imaginations and shyt and beat off to regular tv women. I use to beat off to charmed before school at 8am I can go to youporn now and they have a video of all the charmed girls naked

 

[Guess Who]

i did the same thing. My mom would knock on the door to see if i was ok

I had no clue i was being so blatant tho. I thought i was

lol, I'd come out feeling all victorious like

meanwhile my moms would be on the couch like and give me a quick glance like

 

[RawDogBandit]

Lmao manee...I use to go to the hip models sites when I was 14/15 and just print, print, print. I hid my lil collection in a GQ magazine stacked up in a bookcase.

I thought i had it good, would choose which woman was going to get it that that day Good times mane..good times


My cousin had two or three tapes he stole from his pops. He hid it in the gameroom in the arm of the chair. I stole one of course and had the time of my life for about two weeks

 

[innocentdevil]

Didn't need to. I had my own computer

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

don't get me started.

 

[Guess Who]

Dog, when the TV Guide would come on the weekends I would be the first one to be all up on that shyt...I knew what time that shyt was being delivered, I was by the mail slot...I HAD to be the first one getting my hands on it. Why did I want the TV Guide? So I could find the movies that have "may contain scenes of nudity" and then I'd mark em on my calendar and shyt, make sure I made a date at home and try to get everybody out of the house or room when that shyt came on...then I'd be

And once that nudie scene came on, shyt I beatin my meat QUICK! 30 secs type shyt...I remember Cindy Crawford in that one flick where she was naked for like 5 secs...and Desperado, got damn I off that one...Do The Right Thing and White Men Can't Jump when Rosie Perez was roller skating in them shorts and the tank top...

My perversity went deep!