Firstly my stories are not as as ya'll nikkas.
-Around the summer of 2000 I had to go to summer school before I could get into the 6th grade and my dad would pick me up from school. One time he bought me a bag of Doritos (Nacho Cheese ) and around this time I had a habit of licking the salt off of chips and then putting them back into the bag for me to eat a few minutes later after I was done licking the salt off of all the chips. I was doing my usual licking routine when my dad asked for a chip and reached in the bag and grabbed one while I was like . He bit into it and went: ewwww. He instantly gave me the look before getting mad and cussing me out lol.
-Also a few years earlier my cousin's dad was dating and living with a woman who had a son around our age (he was alittle older) and we would go over there every weekend. One time my cousin's dad drove us to McDonalds () and was ordering from the drive through window while the woman's son was in the front seat while me and my cousin was in the back with a pack of Kraft cheese slices for the sandwiches and me and my cousin got the idea to open and lick the cheese slices and give it to the son. We watched him put the cheese on his sandwich and eat it while we
nikka why the fukk were you licking shyt so damn much? That's gross as fukk, just eat the cotdamn chips and stop bullshyttin