"What 'cha beard like? Mine? Dog, OF COURSE its real"..WWE RAW/Summerslam go-home show

[DaylitoJames]

maybe it just me but it don't feel like SummerSlam is only a few days away

 

[River_trey]

Made it home late from work, just finished watching. thought it was a good show tonight

Yall see that dude in the crowd with the Hernandez jersey and sign

Zeb coulter with that ether shyt about California had me in tears plus the tag match was good too.

at these cena promos lately. "Im a wrestler cause I do make a wish" Dbry just said hes not a wrestler and Cenas going on bringing up make a wish like hes been made out to be a terrible person or something. Cenas leading the movement of #itsnotsupposedtomakesense

 

[ML29]

Bryan's talking all this shyt about Cena not being a wrestler, being a parody of a wrestler, and basically saying that Cena, who is still a face (despite him acting like a corporate automaton and using the most manipulative, pandering bullshyt as the crux of his promo material), isn't deserving of his spot due to a misconceived notion of what he is. Then, he takes every little slight further than he really should, making himself look kind of ridiculous ("Are you saying the Rock is better than me?"). It's all dumb and ass-backwards. Instead of acting like a petulant child, Bryan should be proud of what he had to do to get to this point, proud of where he came from, and telling Cena that, despite fighting bigger stars than him, people that have one more titles than him, and people that got here before me, you've never faced anyone with my skill and desire. That he's totally unique, and will show Cena just how unique in Los Angeles. Instead, we get the extended version of the played-out weak link shtick combined with 7 year old promo material that everyone except CM Punk seems to use regarding Cena and his wrestling skill.

I guess it's fine that Cena acts a bit heelish, because, given his position in the WWE hierarchy (i.e., he'd be nothing more than a failed bodybuilder without the WWE machine giving him a platform to develop himself. That should be the kayfabe, at least) and the stardom that he's gained from that spot, he should be doing annoying corporate shill and retread in his promos. Maybe it gets booed, maybe it won't. Let that take its own course. But they've got Bryan all wrong, with him responding to Cena's exploitative invocation of an exploitative organization (you know the one, and no, I'm telling you why I think this again) like an @sshole with base and disproven arguments.

It's dumb. All the feud has to it right now is heat and the charisma of Cena and Bryan, which carried the segment. The actual content is mindblowing, when you think about it.

Everything you described is just a feud between two guys who gonna fight. I agree the story could be 10x better than what creative decided to do, that ship has sailed. So other than the man he's fighting against, for title, at the PPV, who in kayfabe terms he's not even friends with. Who is this Person that Bryan is Treating so badly?

His dikk head boss who been telling him he no good for years, and now finally getting "grapefriuts to say it to his face on tv now.

Conniving douchebag Brad Maddoxx whose throwing him under the buss because he screwed up and let Cena make the match in 1st place and pissed off Vince.

Miz? longtime enemy , who made his life a living hell his rookie year in WWE, Only to now invite him on his Lame Talk Show and insult him to his face and telling him john is using him and doesnt take him seriously. So bryan told Miz to shut up and sonned him like it was 2010 all over again.

Wade Barrett? another longtime enemy from 2010, tried to shave the beloved Beard last week, and failed miserably because Wade Barrett isn't good for much else these days other than failing. So he was shaved and humilated, then beaten clean by Bryan on Smackdown.

his "best friend" kane who he never got along with in the 1st place and only seemed to stick together cuz they kept winning not because were actual friends.

Randy Orton? once again while both faces weren't ever friends. Orton attacked Bryan several times unprovoked and vice versa.

there are no more clear cut nice guy babyface's anymore has been that way for years. The closing we got to the that is Mr. Make A Wish and even he has acted like a dikk in midst of feuds too.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Can somebody explain to me why Cena keeps talking about his clothes being bashed when it's never brought up?

Cena STILL shooked from that Carlito ether years ago: "You don't like ma damn t-shirts?!"

 

[MenacingMonk]

Zeb's promo had me

Did Punk say, "come on, bytch!" before he hit Brock with the chair?

at Heyman's "oh my god" and expression.

 

[ML29]

Zeb's promo had me

Did Punk say, "come on, bytch!" before he hit Brock with the chair?

at Heyman's "oh my god" and expression.

He said bytch for sure. it was loud and audible as hell I surprised the censors didnt bleap it out. lol

 

[AquaCityBoy]

fukk outta here. You nikkas bytch all day about a$$hole faces, and Bryan is the biggest one of all.

At least Cena's self-aware, Sheamus in injured, and Miz is worthless. What's Bryan's excuse?

Worst part of it all, his supposed "ether" to Cena doesn't work, since Cena (kayfabe) earned his title shot. Bryan was handed his and decided to act like a little bytch about it.

Tell me I'm wrong.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Wouldn't it have made more sense for RVD to face Del Rio and Christian to face Ambrose? Since Christian did pin Ambrose once, and WWE logic dictates that that automatically makes him the #1 contender to the US title?

And Cody and Sandow's feud makes a lot less sense if the briefcase is not on the line in their match.

 

[R=G]

Christian beat RVD in a #1 contender's match

 

[SuikodenII]

"It's like saying the American Flag is just a cloth........"

to any Black man who's eyes are open and knows his history, it's toilet paper

That's why I can't call guys like Cena and Rocky the GOAT, too patriotic to this bullshyt cac-land

I fukk with em both but, I hate that shyt

 

[SuikodenII]

Dean Ambrose KILLED it

Cena bringing up dying kids, because that validates him as a WWE superstar. Exploitative? By the company, sure, by John, nah.

If there's one thing life taught me, is never parade around your good deeds, you take away its meaning. But it's cool, not like most people would understand that in this day and age but hey, Miz TV was dope for once

Randy had a non-reaction, which sucked, Triple H never ceases to amaze me with his attention whoring, which sucked, Nattie's going to Summerslam which is

Overall, I can't wait for Brock-Punk

 

[MoneyBags]

best production team in entertainment IMO. even during some of the worst periods in wrestling they had a knack for shinning it up like you were watching some television



-P-

they do have great production, but the video recap package wasn't anything special at all...a recap of what happened the last two weeks with just the actions shots.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Thing is, we're bashing HHH for coming out there to grab the spotlight, but the crowd went nuts for him.

He was more over than Cena, DB or Orton in that segment.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Kliq runs the biz, and the crowd.

 

[AJW]

Another decent Raw, WWE on a roll at the moment.

Dean Ambrose vs. RVD at SummerSlam? Only gripe is that it's on the kickoff.

Anyone else loving Del Rio at the moment? Reminds me of a prime JBL. Never really rated the cat but his run as champion since he turned heel has been dope, plays the role perfectly. Great heel, hope he retains at SummerSlam.

Triple H doing what he does best aswell, had to laugh at him saying "15 thousand fans chanting my name".

Buzzing for SummerSlam and will definitley be ordering. Usually only do 'Mania and Rumble but the build to this years SummerSlam has got my money.