I had this ex girlfriend, I loved her, but she wasnt the brightest she didnt finish school, got bad grades, and failed classes... just talking to her you'd see that she was a lil off....and she was self concious about it.
Yet one day I left a rubix cube in my room all scrambled up. been workin on it for months... went to take my shower, came back and it was fixed
must of been 20-25 min tops so im like, how in the hell? and she's like "yeah ive awalys known how to fix rubix cubes " im like I didnt believe her, so I took it back, mangled it up again...gave it back, and she fixed it in less then 5 min
second unexplainable thing is one day when I was maybe 12 or 13 my moms was going to beat me for swearing at a teacher. She called me from my room into the kitchen, I walked downstairs and saw the look on her face so I ran from the kitchen to my basement and when I got there she was already there with a wooden spoon (my african people kno what im talkin bout) waitin for me
theres only ONE way to my basement. which means either she wasnt in the kitchen talking to me (so who was it? ), and she was already downstairs or somehow she beat me downstairs...but she was behind me..so how the hell??
Yet one day I left a rubix cube in my room all scrambled up. been workin on it for months... went to take my shower, came back and it was fixed
must of been 20-25 min tops so im like, how in the hell? and she's like "yeah ive awalys known how to fix rubix cubes " im like I didnt believe her, so I took it back, mangled it up again...gave it back, and she fixed it in less then 5 min
second unexplainable thing is one day when I was maybe 12 or 13 my moms was going to beat me for swearing at a teacher. She called me from my room into the kitchen, I walked downstairs and saw the look on her face so I ran from the kitchen to my basement and when I got there she was already there with a wooden spoon (my african people kno what im talkin bout) waitin for me
theres only ONE way to my basement. which means either she wasnt in the kitchen talking to me (so who was it? ), and she was already downstairs or somehow she beat me downstairs...but she was behind me..so how the hell??
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