what are some outlandish things ratchet b1tches have asked/said to you?

[Sad Bunny]

that really depends on the salary. i saw a listing for a manager of a breakfast chain restaurant and they made like 60k a year at that place

not bad at all.

she went from 9.50 to 10.25 range

and its not a general or store mananger or anything, she a fukking shift manager

and who paying 60k for managers?

thats an account's salary

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

Im allergic to latex

 

[wutang512]

So did you give her a ride?

I sure did

 

[Kings County]

Im allergic to latex

she wanted that baby nikka

 

[muzikfrk75]

Girl 1: You were number 76



Girl 2: Can I put an apt in my daughter name I cant put it in mine I got charges

@ you were number 76


When you pull out a condom and she goes "oh you don't have to use that, I'm clean"

Me: *tears wrapper*

 

[GhettoTeK]

*high school*

I sit down at the table bout to eat my lunch

Pregnant chick - I'm hungry can I get a slice

Me - Nah go buy your own

Pregnant chick - I'm pregnant, you can't tell a pregnant woman no

Me - I never heard that, go ask your baby daddy for some money

Her - you gonna have bad luck in the future

Me -

 

[Dead End]

I'm dying here

 

[Urbanmiracle]

Ex gf: I need a stroller for my son can you help?

Me: nah

Ex gf: why? You with this hat he kinda looks like it could be from you

Me: you high? ask ya baby daddy

Ex gf: why you so mean?

Me: why did you open ya legs?







Chick at work: my son needs health insurance. Can you help me out?

Me: nah

Chick at work: why not? We dating. My son needs a good man in his life

Me: where the father?

Chick at work: he out smoking weed. You know he's no good

Me: neither am I. Neither am I

 

[Yinny]

One of my homeboys funnier ones...

Im sitting on the trunk of the car and him and a chick sitting in the front seat. We in the hood, Pottsburg to be exact. This is about 11 at night so its dark but we do have street lights out, so I can kinda see in the car a lil bit. So Im chilling drinking a beer talking to another one of my homeboys when I turn around and see the chick put something on her face and then starting giving him face..

Im thinking like was that but at the same time

So after she gets finished she goes in the house and the convo between me and my homeboy goes like this...

Me - What took so long?
Him - Man she was tripping bout she didn't wanna be seen giving me head..
Me - Yeah I figured that..
Him - But get this though, I told her here put these shades on and nobody will see you SHE DID THAT shyt BRUH!!!
Me -

lmao! Should've told her they were special edition Batman invisibility ray-bans

 

[Yinny]

this hoe got a wiki page https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Renee_Nicole_Stage

As an adult she is still a complete attention whore and has made a living out of asking for PayPal donations and gifts from her Amazon wishlists for sitting her lazy ass in front of her cam all day. She also Jew for people to join the non-nude "members only" section of her site, which features an array of overly Photoshopped sideboob and crotch photos. She has been doing this for a living since she left school at 16 when she found out cam shows were more fun than reading and shyt. Her site and cam were once pretty popular and you may have visited throughout the years as a pedo or to read about her trainwreck life at either:

When Renee turned 18 she got fake t*ts and a crescent lift from a plastic surgeon at a local mini-mall, similar in quality to the place Kanye West's mother went. Her t*ts now have a gap you can drive a truck between them and they have also resulted in her areolae becoming stretched to the size of dinner plates

these softporn nikkas be furious

 

[Sad Bunny]

at some of these responses.

I believe them all too. I know how hoodrats operate.

Here is one from my boy:

south philly girl: hey whats up

Steve: nothing just getting ready got work tomorrow. How bout you?


South philly girl: smoking weed, thinking bout you

Steve:

when he called and told me that.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Funny shyt in here lmao

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

her: I have my own place, so you can be my Butt-Ler, *points her ass at me*

me:

 

[Ricky Church]

damn these bytches ain't shyt but retarded hoes and tricks