what are some outlandish things ratchet b1tches have asked/said to you?

[Sad Bunny]

Girl: Have you ever dated a woman with kids?

Me: I messed with one before, yes. no big deal.

Girl: Good. Because my daughter deserves a positive male figure in her life

Me: Deletes her number

It was a POF bytch I was just tryna smash

 

[DaPresident]

This just in from my jump off:





fukk outta here you ghetto ass biiiatch

I might let her do donuts in the if she let me fukk though

 

[Sad Bunny]

"Can you sell me your phone?"

"What's the website for where you work at?"

These are all from the same chick.

...

I get a random text around midnight from the same chick. (I ain't text her for a about a month.)

Her: How are you?

Me: Good, u?

Her: I'm watching my favorite movie best man

Me:

I felt like for the remainder of the night.

edit: she aint even answer my question.

dumb bytch

 

[Sad Bunny]

she got a girlfriend and she always let me fukk when things arent going great. we supposed to be meeting up in a hotel, but now she has her "god daughter" and cant sleep out this weekend

Now she saying "movies and out to eat somewhere"

jump offs need affections sometimes but I aint no sucka so fukk all that

 

[PaperEnterprise]

"I don't have sex" a pof hoe

 

[lachreyatarbabypits]

One of my homeboys funnier ones...

Im sitting on the trunk of the car and him and a chick sitting in the front seat. We in the hood, Pottsburg to be exact. This is about 11 at night so its dark but we do have street lights out, so I can kinda see in the car a lil bit. So Im chilling drinking a beer talking to another one of my homeboys when I turn around and see the chick put something on her face and then starting giving him face..

Im thinking like was that but at the same time

So after she gets finished she goes in the house and the convo between me and my homeboy goes like this...

Me - What took so long?
Him - Man she was tripping bout she didn't wanna be seen giving me head..
Me - Yeah I figured that..
Him - But get this though, I told her here put these shades on and nobody will see you SHE DID THAT shyt BRUH!!!
Me -

funniest post ever read on this site to me,

 

[jking23258]

I try to avoid hoodrats they annoying

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

*high school*

I sit down at the table bout to eat my lunch

Pregnant chick - I'm hungry can I get a slice

Me - Nah go buy your own

Pregnant chick - I'm pregnant, you can't tell a pregnant woman no

Me - I never heard that, go ask your baby daddy for some money

Her - you gonna have bad luck in the future

Me -

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Girl started grindin on me in the club. Told me she was on E and horny. she was feelin me up so i fingered her. She wanted me to F8ck her somewhere in the corner of the club and i was 19 at the time so i was like hell yeah. She stroked me like 10 times max, keeping her dress down so no one would se us get it in and said she was done. I was blue balled like a maf*cka. Then I found out her bf was in the club. Her friends told them they seen us but didn't see us get it in, just dance. So i made up some sh!t bout how i used to work with her but now im going to school and quittin. he believed me. he turned around to get a drink she grabbed my d!ck and said bye.

Ratchet as hell but I think its cuz she was on E.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

what she inspire you to do breh?

Not a god damn thing. Once she text me that I deleted her number. fukk I look like coming out the pocket for some skeez

 

[wutang512]

her:"I couldn't deal with being around you little kids in college..."
me: "so where did you go?"
her:"Devry"

big booty hood rat: "your girl friend probably skinny"
*friend tells her my girl friend is no where near skinny*
hoodrat: "oh.... well she's probably light skinned!!!"

fat jump off:" I only give head to guys who deserve it"
*2 weeks later*
fat jump off: "hey I'm having car troubles can you give me a ride?"
me: "you got me on gas money?"
her:" no but I can give you head until you cum..."
me:
sent from my phone nikka....

 

[skeetsinternal]

im pregnant

 

[Wildin]

her:"I couldn't deal with be around will you little kids in college..."
me: "so where did you go?"
her:"devry"

big booty hood rat: "your girl friend probably skinny"
*friend tells her my girl friend is no where near skinny*
hoodrat: "oh.... well she's probably light skinned!!!"

fat jump off:" I only give head to guys who deserve it"
*2 weeks later*
fat jump off: "hey I'm having car troubles can you give me a ride?"
me: "you got me on gas money?"
her:" no but I can give you head until you cum..."
me:
sent from my phone nikka....

So did you give her a ride?

 

[Kings County]

her: wassup

me: chilling

her: can u do me a favor

me: whats that

her: can i borrow some money

me: depends... how much

her: $7000

me: fukk u need 7k for


her: i wanna get a car

me: bytch i dont even have a car for myself

her: be niceee the karma will come around to u

me: well unless karma is coming with 7k you on your own

 

[Broke Wave]

Some girl once told me she wanted to pour chocolate syrup on my dikk


I said no...






















































































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