what are some outlandish things ratchet b1tches have asked/said to you?

[getMoney$]

Me and my boys was busting down this 30 something hoodrat

In the middle of the session ol girl asked me if I would eat the snatch


Gave her the

Then threw my Johnson back in her mouth

 

[TRILLWAVE]

I smashed this chick in HS and she would yell "beat it up like a thug" mid sex

 

[PortCityProphet]

*high school*

I sit down at the table bout to eat my lunch

Pregnant chick - I'm hungry can I get a slice

Me - Nah go buy your own

Pregnant chick - I'm pregnant, you can't tell a pregnant woman no

Me - I never heard that, go ask your baby daddy for some money

Her - you gonna have bad luck in the future

Me -

i woulda hit her with "it looks like you're having bad luck right now "

 

[Ricky Church]

bmw 3 series coupe... i miss it

oh aite, I was asking to figure her level of "ratchet-ness"

them ain't shyt hoes get excited if a nikka pushing a honda

 

[True Weltch Media]

Dated a h's senior once for like a week when I was 19 . She asked me for prom pics a dress and a class ring..smh! Totaled like almost a 1000 dollars. Changed my number asap. Gold digger said cuz she ain't got a father figurein her life

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Her "do u see yourself being in my 4 kids lives?"

Me

Her " i was just asking u dont have to answer if u dont want"

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Those are my hoodrats

 

[904]

One of my homeboys funnier ones...

Im sitting on the trunk of the car and him and a chick sitting in the front seat. We in the hood, Pottsburg to be exact. This is about 11 at night so its dark but we do have street lights out, so I can kinda see in the car a lil bit. So Im chilling drinking a beer talking to another one of my homeboys when I turn around and see the chick put something on her face and then starting giving him face..

Im thinking like was that but at the same time

So after she gets finished she goes in the house and the convo between me and my homeboy goes like this...

Me - What took so long?
Him - Man she was tripping bout she didn't wanna be seen giving me head..
Me - Yeah I figured that..
Him - But get this though, I told her here put these shades on and nobody will see you SHE DID THAT shyt BRUH!!!
Me -

 

[JerkPork]

Her: Hey

Me: Whats up

Her: I need some help.

Me. Oh? What kind of help?




Her: Financial

Me: Oh...Ok

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Her "how do it shoot if its plastic?

Me

 

[Ricky Church]

her - "piss all up inside me"

me -

 

[DaChampIsHere]

I died when I saw this shyt in my profile pics comments. She was so straight forward and aggressive

 

[Sad Bunny]

Her "how do it shoot if its plastic?

Me

 

[Just like bruddas]

too many

 

[↓R↑LYB]

It's been so long since I've run into a hood rat, this thread seems like a whole other universe to me.

This one chick, an inspiring urban model , asked me for money to go to Atlanta basically. I just hit her with the and kept it moving