what are some outlandish things ratchet b1tches have asked/said to you?

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It's been so long since I've run into a hood rat, this thread seems like a whole other universe to me.

This one chick, an inspiring urban model :shaq2:, asked me for money to go to Atlanta basically. I just hit her with the :childplease: and kept it moving

:what:
 

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It's been so long since I've run into a hood rat, this thread seems like a whole other universe to me.

This one chick, an inspiring urban model :shaq2:, asked me for money to go to Atlanta basically. I just hit her with the :childplease: and kept it moving

what she inspire you to do breh?

:dwillhuh: :snoop:
 

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This super ratchet 17 year old chick chick who simped me for the longest wanted me to catch a bus to Piscatiway, NJ(about 40 minutes from where I live) and fukk the living daylights out of her....

Both her parents are police officers and she's on the phone talkin bout "they finna be home in about an hour but its all good we got time" :childplease:
 

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bytch YOU SWEAR YOU BAD WIF DEM BIG ASS HERPE LIPS GET THE fukk OUT OF HERE ND BYTCH YOU SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE TALKEN BOUT SOMEBODY SWAGG WIF YOUR DUSTY ASS SO SPRUNG OVER DHAT nikka ND bytch HE DOGGEN YOU TO OH AND DONT FOGET YOU ALWAYS FUKEN ARE GOING WITH YOUR HOME GURLS nikka NASTY ASS bytch GO SUCK A dikk HOE!!! :birdman:
 

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It's been so long since I've run into a hood rat, this thread seems like a whole other universe to me.

This one chick, an inspiring urban model :shaq2:, asked me for money to go to Atlanta basically. I just hit her with the :childplease: and kept it moving

:childplease:
 

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DHIS HOE HERE SWEAR SHE TRURNT TO A BARBIE OVA NITE,SHE NEEDA LINE HER MAFUNN MUSTASH UP!!DIRTY ASS BODY bytch YU FIRST LADDY LOOK YAW AINT HAD A BATH SINCE YALL BIRTH YAW BABIES,FUKKN N SUKKN EACH nikka DAY BYE DAY N BYE THE WAY WHY YAW FUKKN ALL YA HOME BOYS..O IS IT TRUE THAT YU LET 11 nikkaZ FUK JUST TO GT N A GANG??????????YAW BOTH NEVA HAVE YALL KIDZ ON FACE BOOK POSEN N SHYT LIKE YAW KUTE BT IN REAL LIFE HAIR AINT NEVA DNE,CLOTHES SUPA DIRTY! ALWAYS TRYNA FIND SUM MONEY TO GT SUM LIQ SMH :dwillhuh:
 

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DHIS HOE HERE SWEAR SHE TRURNT TO A BARBIE OVA NITE,SHE NEEDA LINE HER MAFUNN MUSTASH UP!!DIRTY ASS BODY bytch YU FIRST LADDY LOOK YAW AINT HAD A BATH SINCE YALL BIRTH YAW BABIES,FUKKN N SUKKN EACH nikka DAY BYE DAY N BYE THE WAY WHY YAW FUKKN ALL YA HOME BOYS..O IS IT TRUE THAT YU LET 11 nikkaZ FUK JUST TO GT N A GANG??????????YAW BOTH NEVA HAVE YALL KIDZ ON FACE BOOK POSEN N SHYT LIKE YAW KUTE BT IN REAL LIFE HAIR AINT NEVA DNE,CLOTHES SUPA DIRTY! ALWAYS TRYNA FIND SUM MONEY TO GT SUM LIQ SMH :dwillhuh:

CHUUUUUCH:myman:

realest post in thread thanks for you epic contribution to the coli
 

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This super ratchet 17 year old chick chick who simped me for the longest wanted me to catch a bus to Piscatiway, NJ(about 40 minutes from where I live) and fukk the living daylights out of her....

Both her parents are police officers and she's on the phone talkin bout "they finna be home in about an hour but its all good we got time" :childplease:

(off-topic) real talk fukk piscataway, I hate that fukkin' cac town breh
 

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Her: Did you get some money for your birthday :obama:

Me: :what: ummm... Why?

Her: um...I need some for Ty

Me: :huh: who the fukk is Ty?

Her: Tyson my son :thumbsup:

Me: oh okay. I didnt know u had a son. How much do you need :mjpls:

Her:$2600

Me::heh: why do u need $2600

Her: for his daycare

Me: :wtf: umm. Dont u work at a daycare?

Her: yeah but I send him to another one. I don't really like this one

:snoop:
 

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I used to fucc with this stripper chick. The byttch asked me if I could pick her son up from her moms house and pick up some weed from her mama. I looked at her like:stopitslime::childplease:
 
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I swear to god...2003

"can you buy me some air force 1s?"

...over aol instant messenger

:wtf: :mindblown: :rudy: :childplease: :stopitslime:

Rachet ass ZETA bytch from detroit...we wasnt even in LOVE i was with her for like MAYBE 2 weeks
 

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Girl 1: You were number 76 :wtf:



Girl 2: Can I put an apt in my daughter name I cant put it in mine I got charges :mindblown:
 

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"Can you sell me your phone?":what:

"What's the website for where you work at?" :mindblown:

These are all from the same chick.

...

I get a random text around midnight from the same chick. (I ain't text her for a about a month.)

Her: How are you?

Me: Good, u?

Her: I'm watching my favorite movie best man

Me: :leon:

I felt like :mindblown: :pachaha: :why: for the remainder of the night.

edit: she aint even answer my question. :shaq2:
 
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