Well, Brehs, I Cracked on Being a Virgin, and Got Finessed by an Escort Today.

[Sccit]

You living in a world where you smash first then you pay?

I ain't never known a hooker who fukks first, then you give her the money afterwards but lucky you

ANY SERVICE U GET IN LIFE, THE MONEY IS PAID AFTER THE FACT

FROM CAR REPAIR TO MASSAGE THERAPY

HOES SHOULDNT BE HELD 2 A DIFF STANDARD

OF COURSE THEY GUNA TRY 2 GET THE MONEY FIRST, CUZ THEY DIRTY BIITCHES.. BUT ITS ON U, NOT THE HOE

 

[LurkMoar]

Read the whole thread by now

Breh not even 24hrs have passed since I was in a car with a 49yo who was crazy horny. Didn’t even wear underwear under her dress. Made out with her and we were looking for a spot outside to get it on.
While we were driving I noticed her armpits had warts and were hairy af and she started to smell funny.
Nipples longer than the Godfather Part 2 Directors Cut
But she was wet af
Long story short: I (and I'm not kidding) thought about ya'll and what ya'll would say if I come here again saying I smashed another fat old ugly chick
So I drove around for maybe half an hour and was like "You know what? I don't think we'll find a nice spot. Maybe next time " and dipped

Tldr: find some easy fat old ugly chick and smash
You ain't got shyt to lose breh :leonardman:
And they'll teach you how the game works

my nikka really thought to himself "The coli would not approve of this "




Im SCREAMIN

 

[LurkMoar]

This is the absolute worst advice in this entire thread

probably claim rape and blackmail him for more money

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

How the hell am I supposed to do that?

I was trolling but go to the gym once you see a chick eyeing you go ahead and try and talk to her if it doesn’t get you any cheeks atleast you’ll be crushing your PT test.

 

[Blackrogue]

@Dray5K come to Africa. Save your money for a trip. I'll get you more p*ssy than you can count. Hell I'm in a club and I was about to leave but i have an idea there's gonna be some fukkery. The energy changing. And shyt playing out. It's about to get to a head. Another thing. Pay attentikn

 

[SAINT]

Thanks, breh. That's a first because I usually get Will Smith.


I'm in the Navy, fam. Honestly, from what my co-workers tell me, I'm going to lost my mind on the ship because women literally hand the shyt out.

...and I'll still get no cheeks.


Women dig that shyt?

Lol you're on the money with this one. People that I hang with are shocked when I actually stand up for myself, and I'm usually the goofiest, kindest person in any room. The only time when I get disrespectful is when someone is intentionally rude to me.

I've had quite a few women get buck with me, but I let it slide because...well...they're like flies on a horses ass. They're just talking, so I don't really care.

And this most definitely is going to make me think twice.

If you aren’t the aggressive assertive type. Just be the cool laid back ass nikka. You gotta be smooth to pull this off and it does require a certain level of arrogance though. Like grabbing a girl you just met by the waist while looking into her eyes and expecting her to be perfectly fine with it type of shyt.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yeah I used to lie to bytches all the time n say I was a virgin back in my dirtbag days they ate it up. Do it you gone be surprised by the reactions..@Dray5K

this will work too, especially when you're young

I told a chick I was abstinent once when I first joined (I was, I had got out of a bad breakup and just didn't care about sex). That actually made her like me more when we got to know each other. Got the cheeks but she was a lil upset because I wasn't trying to be in a relationship (I was real about that). We still remain friends now and sometimes I regret not taking it further but it was for the best

I know I give you shyt advice sometimes @Dray5K (not really shyt advice) but it is possible to be a good dude, be yourself, and get a good woman in the Navy. You just can't be naive. p*ssy isn't everything and some situations you MIGHT not want to be in anyway you just got to be smart and cover your ass. This was a lesson learned, don't ever give anyone money without the service being guaranteed.



But in general just be yourself, go out with friends (women and men) and meet people and have fun. Having fun should be one of your main goals in the Navy anyway. Traveling, saving a lil money, learning skills, setting yourself up for the future, and having fun. Women will come to you if you're focused on those things

 

[FooFighters]

Well, that's an embarrassing fukk up. Should've keep your money..

 

[HabitualChiller]

Negro, ain't you a E-3 in the barracks struggling to buy a Jetta


You better start considering it a big deal, you not getting real paper until you're an E5 oconus or dual military living off base pocketing BAH


And you never pay for p*ssy you can't see... what they teaching you new navy nikkas over there.



And you haven't been deployed yet? It's a p*ssy smorgusboard overseas


And call your bank you might be able to block that CashApp charge

Struggling? Eh, not really. I have 8K in savings, save around 60% of my monthly income, and invest small amounts in stock and Cryptocurrency. I'm doing better than probably 75% of E-3s in the military.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

all that stanning In the seum I knew something had to be off about you.

@2Quik4UHoes @CantStop @10bandz y'all see this foolery

Yeah, he be LeThotting his ass off in the seum but I just blame that to him being young and stupid. Most Bron stans are stupid...

but he's a good kid.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Struggling? Eh, not really. I have 8K in savings, save around 60% of my monthly income, and invest small amounts in stock and Cryptocurrency. I'm doing better than probably 75% of E-3s in the military.

Thats good, proud of you, but it's not 80k in savings.

And I agree, you are doing better than most. Making mistakes is cool, you're supposed to. don't make spending close to $200 on dummy missions a habit tho

 

[HabitualChiller]

I was trolling but go to the gym once you see a chick eyeing you go ahead and try and talk to her if it doesn’t get you any cheeks atleast you’ll be crushing your PT test.

I've seen women eye me at the gym, but I was too concerned about my workout smh.

If you aren’t the aggressive assertive type. Just be the cool laid back ass nikka. You gotta be smooth to pull this off and it does require a certain level of arrogance though. Like grabbing a girl you just met by the waist while looking into her eyes and expecting her to be perfectly fine with it type of shyt.

I'm generally laid back. I've been called out for being nonchalant also.

this will work too, especially when you're young

I told a chick I was abstinent once when I first joined (I was, I had got out of a bad breakup and just didn't care about sex). That actually made her like me more when we got to know each other. Got the cheeks but she was a lil upset because I wasn't trying to be in a relationship (I was real about that). We still remain friends now and sometimes I regret not taking it further but it was for the best

I know I give you shyt advice sometimes @Dray5K (not really shyt advice) but it is possible to be a good dude, be yourself, and get a good woman in the Navy. You just can't be naive. p*ssy isn't everything and some situations you MIGHT not want to be in anyway you just got to be smart and cover your ass. This was a lesson learned, don't ever give anyone money without the service being guaranteed.



But in general just be yourself, go out with friends (women and men) and meet people and have fun. Having fun should be one of your main goals in the Navy anyway. Traveling, saving a lil money, learning skills, setting yourself up for the future, and having fun. Women will come to you if you're focused on those things

Thanks for the advice, fam.

That's one of my faults: I get way too thirsty sometimes, and it clouds my vision.

 

[Barnett114]

This nikka ain’t no virgin, he CashApp a bytch he was fukking on in Diego

 

[HabitualChiller]

Like grabbing a girl you just met by the waist while looking into her eyes and expecting her to be perfectly fine with it type of shyt.

I don't think I have the balls to pull this off.

 

[HabitualChiller]

This nikka ain’t no virgin, he CashApp a bytch he was fukking on in Diego

I wish...