Well, Brehs, I Cracked on Being a Virgin, and Got Finessed by an Escort Today.

[Mandarin Duck]

Sorry breh but this is retard logic. Women are human beings, not an algorithm you punch numbers into. Being book smart has nothing to do with being competent in relationships, nor does your biased "logic" apply. Another person's logic could be entirely different from yours. I don't think most men approach women assuming that intelligence will help them bag a chick. What's more likely is that guys approach women they are attracted to, and hope for the best or demonstrate what they're a good match (money, charisma, handsome, etc). A woman may or may not respond positively, depending on if she likes you or not...and also based on what she values. Maybe she likes the fact that you have a great job but she's turned off by your social skills.

The only dudes who talk about solving women like a math problem tend to be PUAs and incels.

I'm just telling you the way it's justified in their brains.

Not that I believe that's the way someone should try to get women.

In their brains they say

"I'm smart, I have a job, and I'm nice, that equals women should want me"

it's "logical" in their brains.

Idk much about women but I know they definitely don't work that way.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Noone telling's him to try and dispute the charge
Dispute the Charge. As long as the Cash App is linked to your bank account, you have the right to dispute any unauthorized charges made to your payment card. Square is unable to provide refunds on behalf of Square merchants, so your best bet is to contact your card-issuing bank or credit institution.Feb 1, 2019Dispute the Charge. As long as the Cash App is linked to your bank account, you have the right to dispute any unauthorized charges made to your payment card. Square is unable to provide refunds on behalf of Square merchants, so your best bet is to contact your card-issuing bank or credit institution.Feb 1, 2019
file a complaint with cashapp or his damn bank

cacs kids do all the time with female video game streamers on twitch

He should probably do it fast before that person deletes their account

Just got off the phone with my bank. They said that they have a hard time winning disputes with things like Cashapp.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Listen, u gonna get so much p*ssy, u will be ignoring their texts.

Trust me, dont rush that shyt, just loosen up a bit, go to d bar, have a drink, talk to d guys.
Females will come. If u r awkward or nervous, buy her a strong drink so she can relax too.
If u run out of ideas, look around and see what other guys are doing.

 

[Geek Nasty]

You don’t need a ho you need jesus

 

[SheWantTheD]

SON... you got finessed.

Why didn't you pay for the p*ssy when you actually met the bytch?!

Why would you send the money before you even met the broad?!

And got damn you a whole simp paying for p*ssy. How you in the military with your own place and a virgin?!

Since you got finessed you might as well post all her pictures and videos for us to enjoy.

 

[surgical gloves]

If you're stationed in SD you can go down to tj and get a fine ass stripper for half price. You just gotta learn your way around, it's really not that hard

 

[Tetsuo]

fukking idiot

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

@CASHAPP

 

[Bledswole]

Fam just go holla at some chicks

 

[Payroll]

I thought you were in the military breh?

 

[Splash]

That OP coulda been way shorter

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Breh.

Johns are called tricks for a reason..

 

[NatiboyB]

You dont think bytch ass [C1D/OS1/NC1S]monitor these sites take some of the words out fam.

Sunday Morning (12:58 AM), I hit up this Iranian-Latina named Yasamin on Snapchat so that we could do the deed. I initially was just shyt talking her on the app, then she posted this snap:

Spoiler: Ass

I was like ":grinohhh:," and told her that I'd pay her meet-up fee of $175 IF she was nearby the base. She then tells me to come outside. I do so, but don't see a car in the whole damn parking lot. This would be strike no.1.

Then, she tells me to submit payment. Again, I do as I'm told, and send her the money on CashApp. Now here's where the BIG fukk-up occurs. Her username ($97kells97) not only isn't her damn advertised name on Snapchat, but the picture looks NOTHING like her. Mind you that I've seen her without make-up, and she's ugly as fukk, but not thaaaattt bad. The avi on snap looks like a sneaky, fat bytch that swiped the last pack of hot chocolate on Christmas Eve. Yet again, my dikk does the thinking for me. Strike no.2

After submitting the payment, she tells me that she's in the visitor's lot right beside the bus stop...

This makes absolutely no fukking sense because there IS NO VISITOR'S PARKING LOT!!! What the fukk was I thinking?! Why did I not see this shyt!? How did I not see this shyt!?

It's a small parking lot DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF the bus stop. ANYONE can park there. The fact she didn't know is the biggest clue that either:

A. She wasn't there.
B. She didn't know the base

Or

C. She straight played me like Drake did his stans with his "best rapper in the game" shtick.

I'm down $175 when I just could've watched the plethora of porn that I have bookmarked on my phone instead of wasting in on some scandalous ass bytch:Reallyfam:.

Bruh, I'm obtuse as fukk right now. I pride myself on being a fairly intelligent guy, but I'm kicking myself for being this fukking stupid on a Sunday Morning. I even hit the hoe up on afterwards to ask wtf happened. No response. I straight sat outside in the cold for an hour in the early hours of the day just to lose my virginity.

This shyt is killing me, brehs. I just want to see what p*ssy feels so that I can know for sure if it's as world-changing as I've been told. I'm in my early 20's, and still beating my dikk to porn twice a day. I'm tired of this shyt, brehs. This shyt is OD stale right now. I'm just gonna have to get out of the house and actually try to spit game because being a recluse obviously isn't fukking working...

My bad for the long read, but I feel really fukking stupid right now.

Edit: Picture is there now

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Buying the p*ssy and paying before u even in physical contact with her


. U thought that bih was Amazon nigha

These fools act like they promotors

Up here booking these byatches with a DEPOSIT like they are artists

They artists alright ..

SCAM ARTISTS

 

[Gold]

yikes....