Well, Brehs, I Cracked on Being a Virgin, and Got Finessed by an Escort Today.

[Blackrogue]

@Dray5K
My bad bro don't wanna diminish your issues like this. I think there's certain principles you gotta adopt that will help you across the board. But a lot of it is just learning to grow as a man and it contributes to success with women and in other things. Good luck going forward. Don't take the easy route. You'll feel much better if you managed to bag some girl and smashed her. Cause you'll feel you made a big step.

 

[HabitualChiller]

You can’t go find a military chick and just give her 175 to smash.

How the hell am I supposed to do that?

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I definitely want these.

Awwww.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Big lauces

 

[Pimpdaddy]

Read the whole thread by now

Breh not even 24hrs have passed since I was in a car with a 49yo who was crazy horny. Didn’t even wear underwear under her dress. Made out with her and we were looking for a spot outside to get it on.
While we were driving I noticed her armpits had warts and were hairy af and she started to smell funny.
Nipples longer than the Godfather Part 2 Directors Cut
But she was wet af
Long story short: I (and I'm not kidding) thought about ya'll and what ya'll would say if I come here again saying I smashed another fat old ugly chick
So I drove around for maybe half an hour and was like "You know what? I don't think we'll find a nice spot. Maybe next time " and dipped

Tldr: find some easy fat old ugly chick and smash
You ain't got shyt to lose breh :leonardman:
And they'll teach you how the game works

 

[Dre Space Age]

Men are logical.

We want A + B = C

We like step by step formulas that make sense and work consistently.

Women are not like that.

I can't say "A"
then she says "B"
then that equals sex "C"

I think that's why so many guys who would described themselves as "smart" struggle with women.

go on no fap, it's that simple.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

go on no fap, it's that simple.

So I stop jacking off, then I suddenly know exactly what to say to women

This is the type of advice I be talking about

 

[kwazzy100]

Nipples longer than the Godfather Part 2 Directors Cut

 

[Dre Space Age]

So I stop jacking off, then I suddenly know exactly what to say to women

This is the type of advice I be talking about

No not suddenly. You need to wait a couple days.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Actually that was y2dre. OP is not ugly
He looks like isiaih thomas

Thanks, breh. That's a first because I usually get Will Smith.

U in the military and never felt p*ssy?


What if u step on a land mine?

I'm in the Navy, fam. Honestly, from what my co-workers tell me, I'm going to lost my mind on the ship because women literally hand the shyt out.

...and I'll still get no cheeks.

If I was a 20 something yr old virgin trying to lose my virginity, I’d be telling every fukkable woman I’m a virgin..

Women dig that shyt?

I googled OP. And to be honest he's not a bad looking dude. But he looks like and this judging a book by the cover. Not aggressive, not looking like he's with the shyts incase people fukk with him. It's not a bad thing. But realize polarity is part of attraction. If a woman thinks you have no aggression she'll be meh about the whole thing. Even if you do they'll test you. And OP looks like he'll fold and trust people hence how she tricked him. But these experiences are necessary to learn not to accept certain things and finesses. Nowadays I don't. I had to learn the hard way. If I stayed in my shell I'll not have learnt anything. Breh needs this. Then from there hell learn to be firm.

Lol you're on the money with this one. People that I hang with are shocked when I actually stand up for myself, and I'm usually the goofiest, kindest person in any room. The only time when I get disrespectful is when someone is intentionally rude to me.

I've had quite a few women get buck with me, but I let it slide because...well...they're like flies on a horses ass. They're just talking, so I don't really care.

And this most definitely is going to make me think twice.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Yeah I used to lie to bytches all the time n say I was a virgin back in my dirtbag days they ate it up. Do it you gone be surprised by the reactions..@Dray5K

 

[HabitualChiller]

Yeah I used to lie to bytches all the time n say I was a virgin back in my dirtbag days they ate it up. Do it you gone be surprised by the reactions..@Dray5K

Lol now that you mention it, I told a girl once and she went "awww that's cute". She was happily married though

 

[Mandarin Duck]

No not suddenly. You need to wait a couple days.

Went a week, no luck

 

[Kane1]

Fool and his money......y’all know the rest

Told ya this board is filled with

 

[Mr Rager]

You can’t go find a military chick and just give her 175 to smash.

This is the absolute worst advice in this entire thread