Well, Brehs, I Cracked on Being a Virgin, and Got Finessed by an Escort Today.

[Barnett114]

Makes sense about the stanky coochie bytches

 

[Guile]

 

[AmenhotepIV]

Some things you should just keep to yourself.

Nah he need to let it out

So he dont run up and get done up

Share ya testimony and heal bredren

 

[Conan]

Charge it to the game, file it on your taxes under educational expenses, and move on

 

[Collateral]

My nikka Dray finally got some p*ssy tho

 

[BushidoBrown]

file it on your taxes under educational expenses

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

pay without seeing the product.

 

[Kokoro]

Wait a minute

This was just last year, check that less than six months ago

And you claimed to have fukked eight bytches since then @Dray5K uh uh bring dat ass in here we should roast yo stupid no game having ass

 

[SheWantTheD]

I remember this thread.. OP lawst lmfao

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Damn Dray

 

[PharaohAtem]

Wait a minute

This was just last year, check that less than six months ago

And you claimed to have fukked eight bytches since then @Dray5K uh uh bring dat ass in here we should roast yo stupid no game having ass

classic case of the

 

[karim]

Sunday Morning (12:58 AM), I hit up this Iranian-Latina named Yasamin on Snapchat so that we could do the deed. I initially was just shyt talking her on the app, then she posted this snap:

Spoiler: Ass

I was like ":grinohhh:," and told her that I'd pay her meet-up fee of $175 IF she was nearby the base. She then tells me to come outside. I do so, but don't see a car in the whole damn parking lot. This would be strike no.1.

Then, she tells me to submit payment. Again, I do as I'm told, and send her the money on CashApp. Now here's where the BIG fukk-up occurs. Her username ($97kells97) not only isn't her damn advertised name on Snapchat, but the picture looks NOTHING like her. Mind you that I've seen her without make-up, and she's ugly as fukk, but not thaaaattt bad. The avi on snap looks like a sneaky, fat bytch that swiped the last pack of hot chocolate on Christmas Eve. Yet again, my dikk does the thinking for me. Strike no.2

After submitting the payment, she tells me that she's in the visitor's lot right beside the bus stop...

This makes absolutely no fukking sense because there IS NO VISITOR'S PARKING LOT!!! What the fukk was I thinking?! Why did I not see this shyt!? How did I not see this shyt!?

It's a small parking lot DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF the bus stop. ANYONE can park there. The fact she didn't know is the biggest clue that either:

A. She wasn't there.
B. She didn't know the base

Or

C. She straight played me like Drake did his stans with his "best rapper in the game" shtick.

I'm down $175 when I just could've watched the plethora of porn that I have bookmarked on my phone instead of wasting in on some scandalous ass bytch:Reallyfam:.

Bruh, I'm obtuse as fukk right now. I pride myself on being a fairly intelligent guy, but I'm kicking myself for being this fukking stupid on a Sunday Morning. I even hit the hoe up on afterwards to ask wtf happened. No response. I straight sat outside in the cold for an hour in the early hours of the day just to lose my virginity.

This shyt is killing me, brehs. I just want to see what p*ssy feels so that I can know for sure if it's as world-changing as I've been told. I'm in my early 20's, and still beating my dikk to porn twice a day. I'm tired of this shyt, brehs. This shyt is OD stale right now. I'm just gonna have to get out of the house and actually try to spit game because being a recluse obviously isn't fukking working...

My bad for the long read, but I feel really fukking stupid right now.

Edit: Picture is there now

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Wait a minute

This was just last year, check that less than six months ago

And you claimed to have fukked eight bytches since then @Dray5K uh uh bring dat ass in here we should roast yo stupid no game having ass

classic case of the

Pretty sure they were cheap prostitutes
Hence them having unkempt pussies

 

[null]

Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide'
Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
$CashApp is due

That's why I'm easy
I'm easy on Sunday morning, yeah
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy on Sunday morning, whoa
'Cause I'm easy
Easy on Sunday morning, yeah
'Cause I'm easy
Easy on Sunday morning