"We The #1 Stunnas" 2019-20 NOLA Pelicans Official Season Thread

[ALonelyDad]

Now he cant even touch the backboard

 

[Inertia Creeps]

Why did these retards keep Jrue through the offseason AND the trade deadline if they were just going to quit and fold like bytches when they finally got the chance (that real talk they 100% never deserved) to actually make a push for the playoffs????????? Like I was fully in support of punting any attempts at being "competitive" this season right from the start, trading our vets, and just going for another high lottery pick while letting our young guys learn to play together; EVERYONE with half a brain thought that that was the most sensible and obvious thing to do in the immediate season following AD's departure. But these Klutch stooge imbeciles had to go national with their "JrUe Is An MvP lIkE nAsH; wE'rE gOiNg To CoMpEtE iN mEaNiNgFuL gAmEs ThIs YeAr!11!!" bullshyt like they were ever going to jack shyt even if they miraculously made the playoffs. Now the league and a global pandemic has giftwrapped them the easiest possible pathway to actually accomplishing that... and they did nothing but take a steaming dump on it. And of course NOW they wanna sit our players in a last ditched effort try to tank... when the bubble games don't even affect the fukking seasonal standings to begin with Too stupid to tank when it's obvious that is the best and only sensible direction for this season... too fukking garbage to actually win gimme games against sub .500 teams when Silver rigs the entire league to try and get you into the playoffs.

Only this worthless ass organization could completely fumble the best and most hyped prospect since LeBron James. How the fukk is he even fatter and more out of shape now than he's ever been in his life with 4 straight months of doing nothing but working out and rehabbing with the "best medical staff" in global sports than he was with nothing but college trainers and a dumbbell rack to keep him fit at Duke???????? He was out for like a month after his shoe exploded there, probably did nothing but play video games and PAWG in his dorm in the interim, then came back looking like he hadn't ever left the second stepped back on the court. Now he leaves to see his family for a week and he comes back looking more flabby and winded than Escalade (RIP)????? What the hell is Benson paying these clowns millions to do exactly????? Disgraceful in every imaginable way

 

[ALonelyDad]

This man continues to bench Ingram whole Qs for no reason, how has he not figured out that is a horrible rotation plan?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

red eyes
favors
jrue


stay in the bubble who cares but we don't need ya'll next season

These 3 got to go... with Favors being the lesser of the 3

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This man continues to bench Ingram whole Qs for no reason, how has he not figured out that is a horrible rotation plan?

He was benching the best players sll game yesterday too...

They’ve officially folded and i blame this mess completely on the coach and FO. nikkas came to the bubble to tank

 

[clutch]

Why did these weirdos wait until the end of the 3rd quarter of their 5th bubble game to start playing defense?

 

[ALonelyDad]

Why did these weirdos wait until the end of the 3rd quarter of their 5th bubble game to start playing defense?

Frank Jackson brought the intensity

 

[Sghost597]

Why did these weirdos wait until the end of the 3rd quarter of their 5th bubble game to start playing defense?

Look at who they are playing defense against... A bunch of scrubs

 

[Sghost597]

Why did these retards keep Jrue through the offseason AND the trade deadline if they were just going to quit and fold like bytches when they finally got the chance (that real talk they 100% never deserved) to actually make a push for the playoffs????????? Like I was fully in support of punting any attempts at being "competitive" this season right from the start, trading our vets, and just going for another high lottery pick while letting our young guys learn to play together; EVERYONE with half a brain thought that that was the most sensible and obvious thing to do in the immediate season following AD's departure. But these Klutch stooge imbeciles had to go national with their "JrUe Is An MvP lIkE nAsH; wE'rE gOiNg To CoMpEtE iN mEaNiNgFuL gAmEs ThIs YeAr!11!!" bullshyt like they were ever going to jack shyt even if they miraculously made the playoffs. Now the league and a global pandemic has giftwrapped them the easiest possible pathway to actually accomplishing that... and they did nothing but take a steaming dump on it. And of course NOW they wanna sit our players in a last ditched effort try to tank... when the bubble games don't even affect the fukking seasonal standings to begin with Too stupid to tank when it's obvious that is the best and only sensible direction for this season... too fukking garbage to actually win gimme games against sub .500 teams when Silver rigs the entire league to try and get you into the playoffs.

Only this worthless ass organization could completely fumble the best and most hyped prospect since LeBron James. How the fukk is he even fatter and more out of shape now than he's ever been in his life with 4 straight months of doing nothing but working out and rehabbing with the "best medical staff" in global sports than he was with nothing but college trainers and a dumbbell rack to keep him fit at Duke???????? He was out for like a month after his shoe exploded there, probably did nothing but play video games and PAWG in his dorm in the interim, then came back looking like he hadn't ever left the second stepped back on the court. Now he leaves to see his family for a week and he comes back looking more flabby and winded than Escalade (RIP)????? What the hell is Benson paying these clowns millions to do exactly????? Disgraceful in every imaginable way

Gayla fukked up when she required that Gentry be kept on for another year.

No respectable Executive was gonna come on board. You know who did? A trusted Lebron Puppet to help him finish his super team by trading us scraps.

 

[ALonelyDad]

If Lonzo is this bad next year with finishing and not doing more scoring wise, Pelicans will have to look for another pg as well

 

[Bryan Danielson]

If Lonzo is this bad next year with finishing and not doing more scoring wise, Pelicans will have to look for another pg as well

I’m all BBB but yea he’s past the point I can continue to spin for him and cover for him


Only thing I got is Pelican need to draft Melo, sign Gelo and have them all play together


Then we’ll see him shine

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

If Lonzo is this bad next year with finishing and not doing more scoring wise, Pelicans will have to look for another pg as well

I agree. There's only so many flashes of brilliance I can get hyped for.

 

[ALonelyDad]

Pels interested in ty Lue and Jason Kidd if they fire Gentry - Woj

 

[Sghost597]

Pels interested in ty Lue and Jason Kidd if they fire Gentry - Woj

Woj better be full of shyt.

 

[Tunez]

You know why I'm here, make the right choice