Ways your parents REFUSE to modernize

[tuckgod]

My dad still writes checks to pay utilities. Puts them in the envelopes and then DRIVES to each location to drop them off.

When he wants to check his bank balance, he drives to the ATM.

If something still functions or if it's fixable, he sees no need to get rid of it. He still has the fridge he bought in 94 as his MAIN fridge.

He’s a very wise man

You’re lucky to have him

 

[Windows 91]

My mom was still reading the Chicago Sun-Times everyday up until she moved out here. Would sometimes mail me clipped out articles.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

My dad has a pair of sneakers that are around 20 years old to cut the grass in.

So do I

 

[BmoreGorilla]

My pops still gets the newspaper delivered to the house. Mama still writes checks

 

[Captain Crunch]

My dad has a big ass calendar book, he refuses to use his phone

 

[Tess Lies]

My parents still have the same landline phone number which is not that bad.

What is bad is that one day I randomly remembered the second line we had for dial up internet back in the day. On a whim I called it and my pops picked up talking about Hey Son

that's hilariously endearing

I was Why do yall still have the second line for Dial Up???


He was Pondered it for a second…. Then just flat out ignored my question and asked me how do I send those emoticons on sms messages.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I dunno what her problem is but my mum only calls via whattsapp it's strange

Bruh who is in ya avi?

 

[Arianne Martell]

my mother refuses to learn how to book a flight online

yet knows how to use fb...is so fukking annoying b/c she feels
entitles to your time to book her flight and may the lord help you if the flight is not what she likes

 

[RehReh]

Bruh who is in ya avi?

Some chick from UK that posts on the coli

 

[SOSRadio]

I got the opposite problem with my mother. She always wants the latest technology but never knows how to operate it and calls me for the most basic of things like closing out her 128 tabs on safari

 

[King Poetic]

My mom still has a landline phone and still has prepaid phone cards for long distance

 

[boogers]

i love my mother and i always will but i cant act like she's a great person. she was way too young when she had us and wasnt responsible. she put us in harms way so many times between the drugs and the bad boyfriends. over the years ive slowly learned to forgive her, but shes in her sixties now and her brain is starting to go. shes borderline schizophrenic and i worry about her. i should go visit her soon. i havent seen her since mothers day.

 

[Billie Jean]

My mom still prints her airplane tickets. Last family vacation had me standing in line with a two page ticket like

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Some chick from UK that posts on the coli

At least shes real

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I dunno what her problem is but my mum only calls via whattsapp it's strange

My aunt tries to call my through messenger. Be on the other end sounding like she has a mouth full of marbles