Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[b. woods]

Man the shyt that still gets me rolling to this day is when pops was acting crazy. I think for Marlon cause he was trying to scare off a woman.

Pops sitting at the dinner table blurting out crazy shyt. Talking about michael jackson is a puerto rican...

I still use that joke to this day.

"OJ HANDED ME A BLACK BAG! SHHHH!!!"

His character's backstory was that he was struck by lightning while installing bootleg cable and suffered Tourette Syndrome as a result.

They had to pose as that dysfunctional family in order to "verify" the story, or else they would have been incarcerated for defrauding a charitable organization.

At the end when that white woman, who claimed to be blind with 20 disabled kids, finessed them out of the cash prize and drove off in a brand-new whip, Pops yelled "HEY, YOU OL RAY CHARLES HO!!! " at her and chased after her with his belt.

 

[Dat916nigga]

I can't remember which episode it was in , but Marlon was eating in the diner, and it went:

Marlon: Yo Pops, you really outdid yourself. This meatloaf is slammin!!!

Pops: That's not meat.

Marlon:

There is ALWAYS some fukkery going on with Pops's cooking.

Like that episode when Shawn, Marlon and Dee found out that Pops was in the Temptones

Shawn, Marlon and Dee: Ah-ha!! Busted!!

Pops: If you’re talking about the steaks I sold yesterday, nobody was complaining when they were winning by a nose at the track

Dee: Ugh!! I had two of those

Pops: They were good, weren’t they?

Shawn: (neighing like a horse) Well for-ge-ee-ee-ee-et the steaks

 

[Silkk]

Marlon when Jaleeta got hit at Rick's diner




She had to turn her face down not to laugh at him

 

[b. woods]

That time Marlon did stand-up and went IN on that bald-headed breh in the audience, who turned out to be a talent agent scouting Marlon :

" Look like somebody beat the hell outta Lou Gossett Jr.! "

 

[St_clair_Og]

My love going BANG BANG BANG!!!
You betta run for cover you Sweeet LittleThang...

 

[b. woods]

Like that episode when Shawn, Marlon and Dee found out that Pops was in the Temptones

Shawn, Marlon and Dee: Ah-ha!! Busted!!

Pops: If you’re talking about the steaks I sold yesterday, nobody was complaining when they were winning by a nose at the track

Dee: Ugh!! I had two of those

Pops: They were good, weren’t they?

Shawn: (neighing like a horse) Well for-ge-ee-ee-ee-et the steaks

When they were reading that article on the Temptones, it mentioned how Pops participated in a Chili-Cookoff at the County Fair the group were performing at, and his chili put 6 people in the hospital.

 

[b. woods]

Marlon when Jaleeta got hit at Rick's diner




She had to turn her face down not to laugh at him

Pops: Marlon, BRING YO ASS!!!!!!!

When Marlon fought Rick's employee while Pops and Rick fought:

(Employee tries forcing a plunger on Marlon's face)

Marlon: (straining to block it) MUST... REMOVE... PLUNGER... OUTTA... MY... FACE.

IT... SMELLS... LIKE..... ASS!!!!!!!

 

[b. woods]

My love going BANG BANG BANG!!!
You betta run for cover you Sweeset LittleThang...

Pops: ♪What's that sound that goes in the night?

Shawn:

Pops: ♪The sound I hear when I'm holdin ya tight

Marlon: ♪HOLDIN YA TIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!



"Alberta" is DEFINITELY not from or anywhere near Harlem.

 

[b. woods]

When ole boy knocked dude out the chair.

when bruh said "lightskin brothas we are making a comeback"

Light-skinned brother: I got the better car , the better crib , and I DEFINITELY got the better girl. (shows Jerry her picture)

Jerry: Whoa.

Light-skinned brother:

Jerry: You know they say "A picture is worth a thousand words", but I can think of four: "She is a fox. "

Brown-skinned brother: Well Jerry, here's four more: (counts on his fingers) "AND A HO, TOO! "

 

[b. woods]

Marlon describing dating Dee's sister Natalie as like biting into a York Peppermint Patty, and he gets the sensation that he is skiing down the tallest mountain in Switzerland naked in the cold, screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! "

Shawn: Ew! I hate to see what you would do for a Klondike Bar.

 

[b. woods]

The episode when Pops wanted to sell the family's home and Shawn and Marlon tried to prevent it

 

[b. woods]

Double post.

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

The episode when Pops wanted to sell the family's home and Shawn and Marlon tried to prevent it

Shawn dressed as Pops

Shawn: Who are you?
Pops: I'm Pops Williams.
Shawn: No you're not.
White lady: Who is he?
Shawn: I'm Pops Williams. Back up off me brother. *looks at white lady* Now don't you see the madness we have to go through all up in here. *looks at Pops* I take my belt off and whip you ass.
*takes belt off and whips Pops*

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

a streaming service needs to pick this up asap

 

[YakSpiller]

Pops: ♪What's that sound that goes in the night?

Shawn:

Pops: ♪The sound I hear when I'm holdin ya tight

Marlon: ♪HOLDIN YA TIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!



"Alberta" is DEFINITELY not from or anywhere near Harlem.

GRAB YOU BY YOUR NAPPY WEAVE!!!!