Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[Dat916nigga]

The randomness of them shyts be killing me. Dude was showing off a painting and a chick with short hair wasn't listening.

"Pay attention Jada"


bytch looked just like a Jada Pinkett clone

Them celebrity lookalike jokes are undefeated

 

[b. woods]

Them celebrity lookalike jokes are undefeated

That time Shawn, Marlon, and Pops went to Yankee Stadium to see Kenny Lofton (who was their childhood friend in the episode) play and Shawn called the popcorn vendor "Vampire In Brooklyn"

 

[Dat916nigga]

That time Shawn, Marlon, and Pops went to Yankee Stadium to see Kenny Lofton (who was their childhood friend in the episode) play and Shawn called the popcorn vendor "Vampire In Brooklyn"

Or that time when Shawn showed up at the last second right when that fat, white construction worker was about to demolish the diner

“Stop!! Stop right there, John Goodman”

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs showed Marlon how to audition for that role, tho.

*Richie takes off jacket*
Shawn: Thats fly.
Richie: Oh you like it
Shawn: No. You got flies all over your jacket

 

[Silkk]

That time Shawn, Marlon, and Pops went to Yankee Stadium to see Kenny Lofton (who was their childhood friend in the episode) play and Shawn called the popcorn vendor "Vampire In Brooklyn"

Or that time when Shawn showed up at the last second right when that fat, white construction worker was about to demolish the diner

“Stop!! Stop right there, John Goodman”

When they was leaving the art party and shawn told that old white man "Excuse me Kernel Sanders, Let me get my jacket"

 

[b. woods]

A couple more GOAT episodes
Kenny Lofton
Shawn working as an ad exec
Hip Hop Pops
TC robbery
Busta Rhymes
Witness protection

I forgot all about the Busta episode
Marlon dressed up as a cop talking to the limo driver: "I hear you have been smuggling hhhhhwhite hhhhhwomen"

When Shawn and Marlon got busted for scalping tickets at Busta's concert and tried to plea with him to let it slide:

Marlon: Hey, hey, Busta, you remember us?!! Remember, you know "ROW, ROW, ROWWWWWW!!! "

Hey Busta, remember, we went to I870 together. Remember? We used to pop-lock together. Remember? (starts pop-locking)

Busta: I do remember, y'all! No doubt! I remember, y'all!

Shawn and Marlon:

Busta: (points at Shawn) You the funny character that stole my girl from me in 10th grade, duke.

Shawn: Nah, duke! Yo, she threw the booty at me!

Lisa?!! Yo man, she gave EVERYBODY some!

Marlon: Yeah, even I had some of that.

Busta: Oh, alright, okay.

Marlon: "Freaky Lisa", yeah. I wonder what happened to that ho, man.

Busta: "Freaky Lisa", huh? (points to his limo) Here she is.

Lisa: (steps out of the limo)

Busta: She's my fiancée. (Busta and her kiss)

Marlon: My bad. Hey Lisa, do you still you do that trick with the tongue? (Shawn hits Marlon in the chest and says "Hey! ")



Sidenote: Busta Lost in that scene.

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

When they was leaving the art party and shawn told that old white man "Excuse me Kernel Sanders, Let me get my jacket"

Busta Rhymes episode
Hold up Elmer J Fudd. This is one big wistake. Huh uh uh uh uh.

Macho Camcho episode
Get out of here with your Kirk Franklin suit. GP are you with me.

Mr Gibbs episode
Ayo 3 o'clock me and you Leroy from Fame.

 

[Originalman]

Man the shyt that still gets me rolling to this day is when pops was acting crazy. I think for Marlon cause he was trying to scare off a woman.

Pops sitting at the dinner table blurting out crazy shyt. Talking about michael jackson is a puerto rican...

I still use that joke to this day.

 

[Silkk]

Man the shyt that still gets me rolling to this day is when pops was acting crazy. I think for Marlon cause he was trying to scare off a woman.

Pops sitting at the dinner table blurting out crazy shyt. Talking about michael jackson is a puerto rican...

I still use that joke to this day.

That was when they won that contest after making up that fake story about how bad their family was

 

[Originalman]

That was when they won that contest after making up that fake story about how bad their family was

Oh yeah thats right...

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

*Marlon grabs the ladle out the pot*

Marlon: Pops this soup is good *eats more* got some onions up in there

Pops: Boy that aint no onion, thats a toe nail...i was soaking my feet in that

Marlon:

 

[b. woods]

Busta Rhymes episode
Hold up Elmer J Fudd. This is one big wistake. Huh uh uh uh uh.

Macho Camcho episode
Get out of here with your Kirk Franklin suit. GP are you with me.

Mr Gibbs episode
Ayo 3 o'clock me and you Leroy from Fame.

When Shawn and Marlon were scalping tickets outside of Busta's concert, some tall, light-skinned breh with dreads walked by and Marlon said, "Hey "Skinny Kravitz", you wanna buy some tickets? "

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[Prez2032]

Shawn to the old lady at Mr Gibbs Funeral :Hold up Tweety Bird Grandmama

 

[b. woods]

*Marlon grabs the ladle out the pot*

Marlon: Pops this soup is good *eats more* got some onions up in there

Pops: Boy that aint no onion, thats a toe nail...i was soaking my feet in that

Marlon:

I can't remember which episode it was in , but Marlon was eating in the diner, and it went:

Marlon: Yo Pops, you really outdid yourself. This meatloaf is slammin!!!

Pops: That's not meat.

Marlon:

There is ALWAYS some fukkery going on with Pops's cooking.