Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

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The Bernie Mac episode was full of jokes :dead: Marlon was messing with Melissa De Souza :takedat: show had some nice chicks on there on the low.
When one of Bernie Mac's female goons was twisting Shawn's arm and Pops walked in yelling, "Somebody set trippin' up in here? We set trippin' up in here? WESTSIDE!" :laff:

When Shawn called Bernie Mac "Suge Midnight" :mjlol:
 

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Pops at the tax auditor office in the tin foil hat brushing his teeth


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Tax auditor: (writes something down and looks up at Shawn) :comeon:

(writes something down and looks up at Marlon) :childplease:

(writes something down and looks up at Pops) :mjtf:

Pops: :troll:

:laff:
 

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Dee: A beautiful woman walks into a room and puts her hand out what does that mean?

Pops: It means she needs some money.

Dee: No it means you're suppose to kiss it. So someone kiss it. *extends hand*

Marlon: I ain't kissing that thing. It look all dry and ashy. Look like a Somalian beef jerky. Pops you kiss it. You got all that grease on your lips.

Pops: OK I'll kiss it. But first take the glove off.

Dee: You know I don't have a glove on. Now someone kiss it before my hand turns into a fist.

Marlon: OK ok ok ill do it.
*looks at Dees hand*
Damn its dry.
*Licks finger and rubs on Dees hand*
*kisses Dees hand*
*Starts to gag*

Pops: What's wrong son

Marlon: I got some fur from Dee's knuckle stuck in my throat.

Dee: That's its. I'm out of here.

Pops: Dee get your ass back in here.

Dee: is that how you're suppose to talk to a lady?

Pops: Dee please get your ass back in here.

:russ: At the end, during the credits, Marlon was telling Pops and Dee how rich women LOVE roughnecks, and that he will become one. :steviej:

Pops: How you gonna be a roughneck? :childplease: You still pee in the bed! :ufdup:

Marlon: :merchant: (looks up at Dee with shame and embarrassment on his face) :why:

Dee: :gucci:

Marlon: (nervous laugh) Aw, come on now, Pops! :heh: I ain't done that in years. :russ:

Pops: :stopitslime:

Marlon: Okay, A year. :whoa:

:mjlol:
 

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The episode when Marlon smoked weed to relax himself for his movie tryout is one of the funniest episodes. It was supposed to be more serious :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:he was acting more like somebody that took too many edibles or took some shrooms rather than somebody that took a couple puffs off a joint.

:mjlol: When he asked the director of the film he was auditioning for, "Hey, where you get those liquor store shades from? :russ:"
 

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Seans one liners were hilarious.
Like when Marlon join the cult and he asked Marlon for the Fade. Marlon cut off his hair and Sean was like "come on lets fight, you gay milkdud":russ:
The randomness of them shyts be killing me:russ:. Dude was showing off a painting and a chick with short hair wasn't listening.

"Pay attention Jada"


bytch looked just like a Jada Pinkett clone :heh:
 
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