Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

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Shawn dressed as Pops

Shawn: Who are you?
Pops: I'm Pops Williams.
Shawn: No you're not.
White lady: Who is he?
Shawn: I'm Pops Williams. Back up off me brother. *looks at white lady* Now don't you see the madness we have to go through all up in here. *looks at Pops* I take my belt off and whip you ass.
*takes belt off and whips Pops*

Pops after telling Shawn and Marlon he got a deal for the house:

Pops: ♪Money... money, money, money, money

(walking away and singing in falsetto) ♪Oh, I got me some money, now

Shawn: (in falsetto) ♪Now, go get you some new shoes



And at the end when told them that he felt guilty selling the house and cancelled the deal:

Pops: You know this whole experience has given me a chance to relive one of my fondest memories of your childhood.

Shawn and Marlon: What's that, Pops?

Pops: ....... WHIPPIN YO ASS!!!!!!! (takes off his belt)

Shawn and Marlon: NOOOO, POPS!!!!!!! (runs from his belt)

 

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I remember watching the temptones episode, I didn't know that was a real tranny in that episode..

That shenikka, told pops and the other singer, "one of you guys were feeling on me last night"

The other old dude said "i did it, but you lied about that operation".....

"Alberta" held out "her" hand for Marlon to kiss it, and he slapped it and said "I don't play the Crying Game, brotha. ".



Sidenote: It appears that there are a bunch of the episodes on Dailymotion.

 

[Dat916nigga]

"Alberta" held out "her" hand for Marlon to kiss it, and he slapped it and said "I don't play the Crying Game, brotha. ".

Dee to Alberta: Oh my God! You were my mother’s favorite! She said she used to throw her underwear at you

Marlon to Dee: And now he’s wearing them

 

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Dee to Alberta: Oh my God! You were my mother’s favorite! She said she used to throw her underwear at you

Marlon to Dee: And now he’s wearing them

Shawn: A toast.

(Everyone holds up their glass)

Dewey: I'll drink to that.

Shawn: To the Temptones.

Dewey: I'll drink to that.

Pops: And "Alberta".

Dewey: I ain't gon drink to "that".

 

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The episode when Marlon smoked weed to relax himself for his movie tryout is one of the funniest episodes. It was supposed to be more serious he was acting more like somebody that took too many edibles or took some shrooms rather than somebody that took a couple puffs off a joint.

Yeah, I could understand it being more serious if Marlon was fukking with the powder, pipe, needle, or pills, but some TREES?!!

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Yeah, I could understand it being more serious if Marlon was fukking with the powder, pipe, needle, or pills, but some TREES?!!

EVERY single sitcom treated weed like that, it was so weird

 

[DaMos Supreme]

Shawn called the older bruh in the suit Uncle Ben and talked about how much he loved his rice (he appears around 36 secs into the clip).

Then that was followed up by Marlon sabotaging the play and mockin the way Keith Sweat talked .

 

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*Richie takes off jacket*
Shawn: Thats fly.
Richie: Oh you like it
Shawn: No. You got flies all over your jacket

Shawn putting up all of those air fresheners and deodorizers before Richie arrived for dinner:

Marlon: (looks around) Well dang, man! I know the brotha's funky, but, how many Stick-ups you gonna put up?!

Shawn: Hey Marlon, trust me. When Richie walks up in here smelling like an old navel...

Marlon:

Shawn: And some Parmesan cheese (Shawn almost broke character here)

Marlon:

Shawn: And that funk come up in the air and hit you all up in HERE

You gon thank me, bruh.

 

[DaMos Supreme]

Shawn putting up all of those air fresheners and deodorizers before Richie arrived for dinner:

Marlon: (looks around) Well dang, man! I know the brotha's funky, but, how many Stick-ups you gonna put up?!

Shawn: Hey Marlon, trust me. When Richie walks up in here smelling like an old navel...

Marlon:

Shawn: And some Parmesan cheese (Shawn almost broke character here)

Marlon:

Shawn: And that funk come up in the air and hit you all up in HERE

You gon thank me, bruh.

When Marlon told him to be easy using H-words during grace .

Shawn asking Marlon if he smashed that homeless broad .

Marlon saying it was for research.

 

[St_clair_Og]

Marlon was underrated
He used to have me rollin ...

 

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When Marlon told him to be easy using H-words during grace .

Marlon's reactions to Richie's bad breath

 

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When they thought Shawn was selling weight

1:33-40

3:31-38

Earlier in that episode when Shawn didn't have anything to wear, so Marlon hooked him up with an 80's fit:

8-Ball Jacket

Golden Child Hat

Sassoon Jeans

Shawn: Marlon, you better get outta here with those Garth Brooks jeans.

Marlon: You sure you don't wanna wear them? (goes over to the closet) I got some Jordache, Sergio Valente, Two-Tone Knees.

 

[AJtheOne]

 

[AJtheOne]

Marlon can spit low-key

 

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Marlon can spit low-key