UPDATE 1/20: TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER: SELL TIKTOK TO US OR WE'RE TARIFFING CHINA. You have 75 days!!!!

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Dude thinks we'll be talking about the TikTok ban in 2028

 

[Voice of Reason]

This should be

seen as a mental health crisis. No wonder a piece of shyt like Musk wants to own it.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Dude thinks we'll be talking about the TikTok ban in 2028

Stupid people were still saying that Trump gave stimulus checks in 2024

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Stupid people were still saying that Trump gave stimulus checks in 2024

That was after Trump got torched in the 2020 Election so the stim checks from earlier in the year didn't save him

 

[RamsayBolton]

You can keep repeating this. This won’t matter to some 16 year old that ties this to bidens tenure. Dunno why you can’t separate those 2 things

There are people that think Biden banned abortion nationwide

I dont know why people arent comprehending that people don't comprehend shyt

 

[bnew]

 

[RamsayBolton]

DEMOCRATS ARE SO fukkING STUPID


Give Trump this free W with Gen Z for fukking NOTHING!!!

 

[bnew]

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@YSLONIKA
American oomfs, idk if y’all saw but they’re eating y’all up on tiktok

2/8
@c*ntylisaaa
Sigh……….we be the life of the party ns…..



3/8
@YSLONIKA
im sorry but these comments are crazy y’all need to GET UP!!

4/8
@UniquaUniqe
They will continue to sit quietly cuz the party don’t start till we walk in



5/8
@c*ntylisaaa
I would’ve if I could but—

6/8
@jaaycarson
How we gon respond.



7/8
@prettykingnyc2




8/8
@bigassdrank
you're not even american?




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[Metal Face]

ban lasted 2 seconds

 

[Elim Garak]

DEMOCRATS ARE SO fukkING STUPID


Give Trump this free W with Gen Z for fukking NOTHING!!!

They definitely gave him a easy win on this one. I'm wondering what assurances Trump gave them.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I'm scrolling through tiktok right now on my phone with no VPN.


We byke already

 

[BaggerofTea]

this country is a joke

the social contract is destroyed and the current institutions no longer have any validity.

 

[bnew]

Remember, 350 members of the House voted for the ban.

79 members of the US Senate voted for the ban. It was attached to Ukraine and Israel aid.

republicans got the house and the senate, they'll do whatever trump saids to do with the threat of elon getting them primaried hanging over their heads.

i'd be very surprised if they break away from him on this issue.

 

[Elim Garak]

I'm scrolling through tiktok right now on my phone with no VPN.


We byke already

I don't get that warning anymore, but I still can't connect yet. I guess the servers on Cardassia aren't back up yet.

 

[BaggerofTea]

DEMOCRATS ARE SO fukkING STUPID


Give Trump this free W with Gen Z for fukking NOTHING!!!

Trump was the person who got the whole Tik Tok ban going

In 2020, the United States government announced that it was considering banning the Chinese social media platform TikTok upon a request from then-president Donald Trump, who viewed the app as a national security threat.