Uber will start delivering weed if the government allows it

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Uber driver going to make some bullshyt excuse for quitting and taking the weed:

Uber Driver: "Umm, I did not get a tip and quite frankly I feel insulted because I drove all over the place to get you that good loud...hell I even got that Biden Stimulus and I still ain't get a tip...I am not raising my voice, I'm just saying that I'm tired of this job and I'm smoking your packs and selling the other deliveries"

Customer: "BREH I GAVE YOU A 30 DOLLAR TIP GIMMIE MY fukkING WEED!!"

 

[Pseudonym]

Uber driver going to make some bullshyt excuse for quitting and taking the weed:

Uber Driver: "Umm, I did not get a tip and quite frankly I feel insulted because I drove all over the place to get you that good loud...hell I even got that Biden Stimulus and I still ain't get a tip...I am not raising my voice, I'm just saying that I'm tired of this job and I'm smoking your packs and selling the other deliveries"

Customer: "BREH I GAVE YOU A 30 DOLLAR TIP GIMMIE MY fukkING WEED!!"

Nah....

It’ll get delivered for sure. They gotta keep their ratings up.


But it’ll be a lil light

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Nah....

It’ll get delivered.


But it’ll be a lil light

Customers going to bring out the scale to see if the pack is accurate. WATTBA

 

[duncanthetall]

My weed man already delivers. You late, Uber. nikka is legit as fukk

 

[Hater Eraser]

Besides there's no need for Uber anyhow.
Just use Fedex and UPS, because if it's legal than New Yorkers mostly gonna buy weed from the west coast.
Canada made weed legal, i get all my shyt delivered from Vancouver.
If I can buy directly from the west, I ain't buying local!

Spoiler

Powdered Donuts ..

SNOOP :

" I give a fukk about a fed as I jump up outta bed
5 pounds, 10 pounds, 20 pounds, yeah ...

From my, oh, my, I got a BERNER that'll fire ..
From Cali to Kingston, back to NY
Snoop's Master Kush, 4 ..5 .. to 9
Come by and get you some pounds .. now you flying high
Rubber with the metal and my foot to the pedal
G's with the trees and get up on on my level..

Cause if you really want the bomb come and fukk with your G

I GOT IT , always kill, always will ..

[Outro: Snoop Dogg]

Yeah, you know what it is. It's your cripping cousin, 5-O. Anytime you need that mothafukkin' smoke, you know I got it, cuz. You need 5 pounds, 10 pounds, 20 pounds? Whatever you need, you know I got it. And if them nikkas out there in the NY need it give 'em my connect so I can hook them nikkas up with that. Ooh wee, ooh wee! We tryna move this shyt, cuz. For real though. I got too much of this shyt, homie. .

Yeah, I'm Bob Marley reincarnated. Jah! Rastafari!