Them ECW gifs:
End of the first segment of the first show, which was a 10 minute Raw style promo featuring Cena, Edge, Heyman, and RVD. Cena randomly decks Heyman for literally no reason after Edge speared RVD and ran into the crowd.
They follow that up by airing the entire King vs Tazz "match" from ONS from start to finish.
THEN they follow that up with THE ZOMBIE, needlessly taking pot shots at the network airing the show and WWE gimmicks in general. I think this was supposed to be some meta commentary that maybe would have worked in Philly in 1996, but not in some random city in 2006 that people paid to see Smackdown at. This was a continuation of Sandman's new gimmick that he started at ONS, beating the shyt out of actual gimmick characters starting with Eugene, which was ultra fukked to have a few thousand people roaring as this drunk beat the fukk out of a mentally handicapped character that had asked for a hug and literally BEGGED to stop being hit.
Kurt squashes one of the longest reigning ECW champions in Justin Credible, then a young girl randomly strips.
Because of Cena punching Paul, he "threw out the script" and booked an EXTREME BATTLE ROYAL with the winner going on to face Cena at Vengeance. Of course, it's 9 ECW originals and Big Show, who utterly destroyed 8 of them before being eliminated from behind by Sabu with help from Big Guido.
So, the first show was centered around a Raw PPV, John Cena and Edge took up about 12 minutes of a 42 minute (without commercials) show talking, a comedy gimmick/match, worked shoot booking, and established WWE stars dominating established ECW stars.
But then things continue and you get Sandman continuing his new comedy gimmick while using an actual ex-ECW talent as a complete unknown bump (EVEN IN PHILLY)
MORE John Cena and Edge (and Randy Orton)
MORE established WWE talent killing ECW guys
And finally RVD being a moron forcing them to change plans for the rest of the year and turn PAUL HEYMAN heel on RVD (and therefore ECW as a whole) to get the title on to Big Show in a redux of the Brock/Show angle from 2002 IN PHILLY.
Oh and btw, there is a VAMPIRE that follows each show around because Paul Heyman heard blood sucking clubs were hot at the time