First time going to a new shop, I didn’t have an appointment. Of course the nikka with the open chair (3rd chair) was available. Already knew what time is was but I needed a cut bad (baldgang). Decent cut, not great but I would be back. Whole time I’m watching the other barbers and they are so much better.
Then dude didn’t show up to an appointment. 2nd chair had an opening. I hopped in, got a great cut and now I’m like damn. I gotta figure this out. 3rd chair was inconsistent and hands smelled like weed all the time. I want the 2nd chair now. I’m just thinking please don’t let dude walk in. Whole time I’m chatting, having a good time keking with the owner (1st chair). Find out he’s from the same area I’m from in Southern Missouri. Now I’m thinking damn, I want to be in 1st chair. But I can’t switch barbers, so I’m still going to 3rd chair. But the final straw was he missed an appointment, but instead of going to the other barbers, I was bytch and went to a whole different shop.
After a few months of going to the new shop, my old barber, 3rd chair, shows up and I’m over here looking like
.Thinking you not gonna have me trying to sneak around. I’m going back to the other shop, to #2 chair.
#2 started becoming inconsistent. Showing up late, then telling me he needs to get someone ahead of me during my time slot. One day it’s me and #1 by ourselves talking. I’m complaining about #2. He said he wanted me in his chair
. They started having fights in there, every time I’m there some dude we called killer from New Orleans was there talking about some new body. I was taking my son to get cut and didn’t want him around them. So you guessed it, found whole new shop for my son. Took me about a month to switch over to the new shop once he had an opening. Now I’m there every week. No stress, no waiting. I’m in and out and no c00nery.
Brehs are more faithful to their barbers than they are their significant others. #blackmendontcheatontheirbarbers