Who can separate the real Vince Vaughn quotes from the fake ones?
1. Never do anything out of hunger. Even eating.
2. I didn’t create the lottery, i just pick my numbers
3. Sometimes you worst self is your best self
4. You can’t stop me. You can’t even stop yourself.
5. If you want to get away, don’t fasten the seatbelts
6. I never lost a tooth. Never even had a fukkin cavity.
7. What if I’m still in that basement?” It’s all papier-mâché.
8. You can’t tap dance if you’re wearing soft shoes. That’s been the case since the dawn of time.
9. Mow the lawn. I don’t want any of these kids getting snake bitten.
10. There’s a certain stridency at work here.
11. I’m feeling a little apoplectic myself.
12. Spare me the sententious talk. It’s picayune and unctuous.
13. The things I’m planning, black rage goes a long way.
14. If you want to do something right, do it wrong
15. ‘You know the word ‘louche’? You’ve got this Roger Moore thing – Johnny Unflappable… Somebody’s pulling me out on the streets and you’re louche?!’
16. The nomenclature, Blake. It’s off. This place needs something that captures solemnity. We’re not brick and mortar anymore. We’re steel and glass.”
17. I’m so up to my neck in shyt, I’m thinking about ordering a snorkel.
18. You don’t take on somebody else’s grief. I mean, they all come in with their own. Don’t you and I and every other hapless monkey on the planet?
19. The Russians are riding my ass like a pair of wet jockeys, and you’re telling me to hit the brakes?
Sounds like something he would say.
for real if he was like "twinkle twinkle baby" all serious to Ray.
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