[Travel] The Brazil Thread

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:ohlawd::whoo: and :heh: all at the same time. This is like something out of the black man's twilight fantasy zone. A few quotes:

"The Brazilian goal is to have legs and thighs like a horse" :wow:

"I live off my ass"

"A big ass is the standard of beauty in Brazil" :wow:

It's crazy how much work they put in, electroshock stimulation, carbon dioxide injections (:huhldup:), all for the sole goal of having men stare at their ass. I don't know whether to :heh: or :lawd: :scusthov: at trying to convince American women to go to the gym, when other b*tches is willing to get shock therapy in order to get guys to look at them.

Brazilians are like donk specialists. :ohhh: at using fat to make the thighs bigger, that's wild. Now I'm starting to understand all these white girl with Texas/Atlanta thighs and azzes

On the low, that Vice gig is gotta be the best job for a young journalist out there. Daps all around
 

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This is why I only date high maintenance women. I love girls that invest time and money into their looks (i.e.: weekly shopping, peticure, manicure, minimal plastic surgery, etc.) because they look like movie stars. Call me shallow but I don't care. If the boring/average looking girls in my town took 5 minutes to fix up their hair and upgrade their style then they would become dimes.
 

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[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhVe049PyFX3f3MEgB]Video: Brazilian Women Compilation Of The Week![/ame]
 
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:ohlawd::whoo: and :heh: all at the same time. This is like something out of the black man's twilight fantasy zone. A few quotes:

"The Brazilian goal is to have legs and thighs like a horse" :wow:

"I live off my ass"

"A big ass is the standard of beauty in Brazil" :wow:

It's crazy how much work they put in, electroshock stimulation, carbon dioxide injections (:huhldup:), all for the sole goal of having men stare at their ass. I don't know whether to :heh: or :lawd: :scusthov: at trying to convince American women to go to the gym, when other b*tches is willing to get shock therapy in order to get guys to look at them.

Brazilians are like donk specialists. :ohhh: at using fat to make the thighs bigger, that's wild. Now I'm starting to understand all these white girl with Texas/Atlanta thighs and azzes

On the low, that Vice gig is gotta be the best job for a young journalist out there. Daps all around

A country full of poor women surely cant afford to do this, now maybe the ones that are well off but you wont catch them mingling with the "working" class of women there
 

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[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh1D7WCH6sy0SLU2Wp]Video: Brazilian Girls Playing Wet Soccer![/ame]
 

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[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhtl2luXIt9683w506]Video: Brazilian Women Comp Of The Week Pt 3: Twerking On Stage![/ame]
 

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Go before the world cup, them Brazilian broads gonna be over run with foreigners by that time, I went last year, and had a 3 way my second night there :noah: rio has a place in my heart forever. I need to go to Salvador though, heard thats where the real big Brazilian bundas at.
 
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