Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences

[Phlipside]

as the planets,stars and collective moons perish
when I raise my weapon all men shall lay on the floor
the need for hustlers and hardcore is unnecessary
I am completely uncensored like the movie Reservoir Dogs
Erick Sermon cannot withstand the instrumental, that contains
more colorful loops than the Toucan Sam cereal mascot
in addition, the marijuana has me under the influence
so antagonizing us is equivalent to committing suicide.

 

[jdashmaj]

Twin connection any disrespect will lead to irreparable damage to your body. Reflex the shotgun’s gage and accost the toddler whilst potty training. In all earnestness I am truly the most vile. Who will be the first person to cause me to contort their body whilst thrashing them? The submachine gun is quite painful it will leave you doubly deceased. I am very delinquent nay I have not followed my mothers instructions.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

The status quo is followed by the many.
It is the natural flow of society.
There are those who earn and those who gain ill-gottenly.
In my youth I used guile and stealth. Now I am a force of nature.
To the masses I am luck persistent.
Wisdom relatable to the commoners and nobility.

Spoiler

Common

 

[Complexion]

Aural excitation makes me exclaim
"Praise to the deity
I appreciate all you have gave
From the flows of my prose
To the movement of my toes"
It feels fine to be accepted
And respected by fellows
From the town I call home
As they already know
That this compositional flow
Remains unaffected by
Your attempted grope.

No one?

Spoiler

U Can't Touch This

I'll make this one a bit more obvious:

Observe me trundling in my name brand carriage
Affection would be remiss therefore I may appear a savage
The constabulary are tracking my movements and associations
Which gives me the inkling my inner chamber may be leaking
The details and plans of my dealings and meetings

Spoiler

Picture Me Rollin

 

[Blankthawtz]

Coarse Commuters

shyt had me randomly laughin thinkin about it last night....

 

[ThirdAct]

Your rule of this dominion was indeed more diminutive in size than the fabled mischievous green-suited faerie man of Celtic Irish folklore.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

That is how the coarse commuters roll

indeed

• Secure Da Bag
• Jan 8, 2018

 

[Phlipside]

Your rule of this dominion was indeed more diminutive in size than the fabled mischievous green-suited fairy man of Celtic Irish folklore.

 

[Complexion]

To all you can linguistically postulate I lay direct claim
Vigorous, melanated and celebrated
Resplendent with bills of exchange
Which are unconventionally displayed
Via the cavity which usually expels waste

Spoiler

All About The Benjamins

 

[Complexion]

Young lady
my embrace of the urban environment
allows me to proffer narcotics profitably plus
I’m aware I consume marijuana most profusely
But request clarification on one point if you please:
Beautiful belle,
Do you intend to fellate me?

Spoiler

Suck It Or Not

 

[Complexion]

Search your memories and you will see
that there is none other than me
Who performs as a scribe and assassin combined
whilst women of ill repute consume narcotics via lines
Of all the inspirations that your seed could perceive
it would be most hazardous for him to decide to choose me
As modest exposure most certainly leads to proficiency
with firearms and ammunition
plus a newfound proclivity for weed

Spoiler

High All The Time

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I become chemically elated.
I become chemically elated.
I become chemically elated.
I become chemically elated.
I become chemically elated.
I become chemically elated.
I become chemically elated.
I become chemically elated.

I chemically activate endorphins via your synapses.
I chemically activate endorphins via your synapses.
I chemically activate endorphins via your synapses.

I become chemically elated, elated, elated.
Every day.
I become chemically elated, elated, elated.
Every night.
I become chemically elated, elated, elated.
Quite often.
I become chemically eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelated.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

First I'd like to show gratitude to my distributor.
Without him my enterprise would be nonexistent.
Also gratitude to local banking systems and their respect for privacy.
To financially literate law enforcement.
Last but not least the pioneer of the local supply chain.
As you may know my conglomerate has joined us here this evening.
We plan on enjoying the festivities in its fullest capacity.

Also let us note those who unable to join us tonight.
Those whose aim was not true.
To competitors who can no longer compete.

 

[Blankthawtz]

I circulate
I circulate
I circulate
I circulate

I return to get reckless, while showing great respect to individuals who maintain their loose women
Although women are vastly fascinated by my presence, I am still perplexed as to why your significant other keeps trying to contact me via pager....

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I circulate