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Your purported prodigious fornication with females correlates not with my actual penetration of your partner.

Hit Em Up

The sky was of the darkest hue
Which was contrasted only by the brightest moon
Third of his name, Warren Griffith am I
Perambulating through with the view
To make the acquaintance of ladies so dainty
Dressed in finest crinoline and shoe
Which I fully intend to remove.

Regulate


Cease what you are doing and make a community effort to pay attention
The frozen water returns with an original contraption.

Ice Ice baby


Observe, filial lineage beholder,
those who vibrate ostensibly
thus proving in reality
that two and half score
equates not to villainous sorts
as they're petrified to putrefy
and prefer not to perceive
they vibrate ostensibly.

Shook Ones


Halt!
Fall to thine knees!
The competition are eradicated
I establish my own emporium
Forsooth!
That is how the coarse commuters roll

Ruff Ryders Anthem


My inebriation is a solo sport
Weaponry placed under my seat
To keep my comrades from complications
Caused by my enemies
Locomotion until no more motion
Beseeching carriage men take heed
I have no wish to cause death
Via my chariot and steed
My inebriation is a solo sport
Alienated in my own mentality
My inebriation is a solo sport

Drunk By Myself


Hula hoops plus a ball and cup
The insolvent me could not imagine
Large artwork gracing the walls
Along with naturally hued seating
decorating my cavern
I own two Hansoms
A carriage complete with knave
Carrier pigeons convey messages
for 250 pieces of eight

Juicy


Scatter, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area.
Remove thine self from area, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area
Scatter, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area.
Remove thine self from area, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area

Move bytch


Fiat currencies dictate juris precedence geographically
non homogenized dairy extracts
acquire income in single notes, compatriots

C.R.E.A.M


I possess a sizeable portion of women of ill repute in various telephonic service regions (telephonic service regions)
women of ill repute, women of ill repute, women of ill repute in various telephonic service regions (telephonic service regions)

Area Codes
 
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It is not difficult to ascertain.
I have exceeded my potential and reached new heights.
The means with which I obtain new clientele is by audial amplification.
How I signal my readiness causes trepidation in the careers of many.
My concentration is as focused as a sniper.
My words is as enlightened as the rastafarian.
 

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In the year of our lord, 1988,
You were being persued in your residence,
You sent me a telegram at my domicile, without my consent,
But I provided you a template to spurn your own journey,
As you appreciated fellowship with the master,
:dead: holy shyt.. bwahaha. repped
 

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I seek the accolades afforded to my colleagues.
I concur. Inform me of this accord.
I seek the accolades afforded to my colleagues.
I concur. Inform me of this accord.
I seek the accolades afforded to my colleagues.
I concur. Inform me of this accord.

I again present myself as the audial amplification enhancer.
Defeating rivals is my life's work.
Debilitating a foe can be done non-violently, but also violently if necessary.
My procession is unpredictable because I am always 10 steps ahead.
Harm to my being is impossible. I have far past evolved from you.

Lords of the Underground
 
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breh...don't give it away...they best part is when u finally figure it out.....:mjgrin:

You know dang well most of the Coli wasn't getting the refs because I was flipping it as obscurely as possible and laughing profusely at my own jokes, Dave Chappelle style

*hits mic off knee and walks to back of stage*

Ruff Ryders as coarse commuters!

*hits mic off knee and walks to back of stage*




One more for the people in the cheap seats, see if you can figure it out:


Aural excitation makes me exclaim
"Praise to the deity
I appreciate all you have gave
From the flows of my prose
To the movement of my toes"
It feels fine to be accepted
And respected by fellows
From the town I call home
As they already know
That this compositional flow
Remains unaffected by
Your attempted grope.
 

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We have reached of age and authorities cannot contain us
They hope to have appropriate instruments at their disposal, else they attempt arrest and achieve certain defeat
From my arsenal of fire arms, I shall impose my will and dispatch you to your resting place with less than that with which you came

Now we all grown up and old, and beyond the cop's control
They better have the riot gear ready
Tryin' to bag me and get rocked steady
By the mac one-double, I touch you
And leave you with not much to go home wit'
 

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I've noticed that vagabonds adjacent to me are jealous of the excess of female attention I receive.
I will not engage you honorably on the field of battle. Instead you will receive no quarter.
It is not the elegance of my victory that you will note but the multitude of arms I bring to bear.
It is said that I am more brute than gentleman. My foes can attest my reputation precedes me.
As you are sub-par in person and skill, you must be gone from my presence.
All I see is mediocrity from my contemporaries.
You do not wear jealously well. Perhaps it is better that you find work better suited to your talents.
I hear that UPS is currently seeking applications.
While in the streets, you seem more suited to bear a badge than hold a mic.
Your attempts at dynamic poetry will make you an easy target.
I am as skilled as my Houston colleagues.
As you can see, this melodic rhapsody will in moments have the audience entranced.

B.I.G.
 
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