I'd rather make love to you the duration of the evening because your vagina is excellent. Now, I'm making love to all of your female companions because you spoke of our endeavors, as I expected.
Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences
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I should know this.
But "and will totally discharge it toward you gleefully" had me
and 
.Actually now, that sentence out of context is
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I just realized I fukked up
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I just realized I fukked up
SPIN: They never should have sold you dudes pro-tools.
I don't even know why I'm in this thread
You posters aren't even on my level
I'm going to let the other mods deal terrible posters
I'm conversing with a lady wondering if I should court her, a young urban cultured woman from Harlem 125th street who's name is Tanika.
I came to see her as I promised, engaging in small talk, and had a feeling she was street savy because she wore a scarf...
I came to see her as I promised, engaging in small talk, and had a feeling she was street savy because she wore a scarf...
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I'm conversing with a lady wondering if I should court her, a young urban cultured woman from Harlem 125th street who's name is Tanika.
I came to see her as I promised, engaging in small talk, and had a feeling she was street savy because she wore a scarf...
It's not just rap, but overlaps with dancehall too. However, in the latter, bicycles were involved.
Phlipside
all day everyday
If you are having problems interacting with females I have sympathy for you my friend,
I as well have 99 issues but a woman is not one of them
I as well have 99 issues but a woman is not one of them
Today's decree,
I have a satchel in the wagon sentra,
Proceed to room 112,
Inform them Lord Blanco has dispatched you,
I have apprehension, if no payment is mentioned,
I have assassins and henchmen, that will make their soul descend in,
Their swords and muskets, stainless,
You sire, remain as, calm as witch's brew,
Allow the exchange to proceed true,
If false, know their meddle is of ill repute,
Keep the slayings merciful,
Arrows in between, their eyes if truth flies,
Or else, we demand this Frank,
Those scoundrels never open ranks,
And will flay your mother for a few lamb shanks,
I have a satchel in the wagon sentra,
Proceed to room 112,
Inform them Lord Blanco has dispatched you,
I have apprehension, if no payment is mentioned,
I have assassins and henchmen, that will make their soul descend in,
Their swords and muskets, stainless,
You sire, remain as, calm as witch's brew,
Allow the exchange to proceed true,
If false, know their meddle is of ill repute,
Keep the slayings merciful,
Arrows in between, their eyes if truth flies,
Or else, we demand this Frank,
Those scoundrels never open ranks,
And will flay your mother for a few lamb shanks,
Filthy lucre and women with exaggerated posteriors ye verily that will lead to my demise. Vast complications ye verily will lead to my demise.I prayed to a shilling my mother is discouraged. I cannot tolerate myself. I just purchased a new outer vestment, I may become destitute, I cannot tolerate myself. Filthy lucre and women with exaggerated posteriors ye verily..
Fingers used for pistols turn to fingers used to hurl insults via Twitter. You are being bested by a gentleman that harmonizes ballads.
Fingers used for pistols turn to fingers used to hurl insults via Twitter. You are being bested by a gentleman that harmonizes ballads.
Coarse Commuters
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Even though our actions may be incorrect.
We still put in an honest day's work.
Then enjoy a pint after the workday is done.
The forecast predicts wind chills below 32 degrees.
A heavy coat is strongly suggested.
We still put in an honest day's work.
Then enjoy a pint after the workday is done.
The forecast predicts wind chills below 32 degrees.
A heavy coat is strongly suggested.
Jay-Z, Beans, Freeway
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Mike the Executioner
What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex!
I have grown weary of the adulation I receive, and now desire my early death or my termination, which will lead to my contract with my current record label being compromised. I advise everybody to cease with the fairytales, because it is impossible for me to either match or exceed the success of my previous hit single.
I intentionally simplified my content for a mass audience and to multiply my compensation. While attaining a negative reception in the process, people seem to gravitate towards my content regardless. If my chosen genre was a meritocracy, I would pattern my lyrical process after one Talib Kweli. I have genuine thoughts of my content mirroring Common Sense, but after the achievement of five million copies sold, I have refrained from actually mirroring my content after said Chicago rap artist.
I intentionally simplified my content for a mass audience and to multiply my compensation. While attaining a negative reception in the process, people seem to gravitate towards my content regardless. If my chosen genre was a meritocracy, I would pattern my lyrical process after one Talib Kweli. I have genuine thoughts of my content mirroring Common Sense, but after the achievement of five million copies sold, I have refrained from actually mirroring my content after said Chicago rap artist.