@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread

[Won Won]

@track 1 was going to make Minute Rice but got tired of waiting for the water to boil

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I can not imagine going to a baseball game with him

First of all he's buying bleacher seats or standing room...and walking to seats behind home plate the ushers never check

Then he's leaving in the 4th...AT BEST...because this game sucks. No way he's coming close to seventh inning stretch...

 

[MartyMcFly]

I can not imagine going to a baseball game with him

First of all he's buying bleacher seats or standing room...and walking to seats behind home plate the ushers never check

Then he's leaving in the 4th...AT BEST...because this game sucks. No way he's coming close to seventh inning stretch...

Imagine going to the Super Bowl with this dude

 

[kingdarius]

A baseball fan doesn't have the patience to sit thru a whole movie ....that's a cot dayum conundrum brehs

 

[Soundwave]

A small coke is 5.50 with no refills. Popcorn is like 7 bucks.

I dont care if its a yung yogurt porn movie I aint letting these fakkits keep my money without seeing the whole thing.

And you damn right im bout to sip plastic through the straw

1. How can you really judge something without seeing the entire thing?

2. There's nobody there ripping the tickets to plainly see that youre not a child?

He has a childlike sense of wonderment ... and attention span

@track 1 is Owl Man from Crisis on Two earths

It doesn't matter

 

[MartyMcFly]

He has a childlike sense of wonderment ... and attention span



It doesn't matter

glad someone got that joke. props my dude

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Son would rather starve than wait on line at a buffet

Is this him?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

A baseball fan doesn't have the patience to sit thru a whole movie ....that's a cot dayum conundrum brehs

hes a baseball fan??

 

[MartyMcFly]

hes a baseball fan??

How he can be a fan of baseball is perplexing to me. I read that sentence and did this

 

[hotbeezie]

Imagine track at the draft looking like...

When he didn't go number 1 overall when was projected 4th round.

 

[wire28]

yo son

this has been one of the funniest threads, every reply has been hilarious

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

hahahahaha this shyt is fukking hilarious

I don't think I've ever walked out of a movie, then again, I'm not a dumbass who pays for terrible movies. Worst movie I've seen in the past 10 years in theaters was public enemy w/depp

 

[MartyMcFly]

hahahahaha this shyt is fukking hilarious

I don't think I've ever walked out of a movie, then again, I'm not a dumbass who pays for terrible movies. Worst movie I've seen in the past 10 years in theaters was public enemy w/depp

girlfriend made me sit through haunted house 2. I got you beat. I didn't mind Public enemies. The fault of it was it's just too flat

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

girlfriend made me sit through haunted house 2. I got you beat. I didn't mind Public enemies. The fault of it was it's just too flat

the digital film Michael Mann used was fukking ugly as shyt. Looked like a straight up Soap Opera. I hated that movie much more than the rottentomatoes rating suggests. Haunted House 2 tho breh?

 

[MartyMcFly]

the digital film Michael Mann used was fukking ugly as shyt. Looked like a straight up Soap Opera. I hated that movie much more than the rottentomatoes rating suggests. Haunted House 2 tho breh?

Breh we were out, I asked her if she wanted to catch a movie and she said Haunted House 2 and I said ugh fine. I walked into a trick bag