@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread

[ORDER_66]

@track 1 arriving 5 minutes late to a movie during the opening credits

 

[muzikfrk75]

*He puts 2 quarters in the TMNT arcade game*

*gets only to the first boss, baxter stockman*

" this shyt is trash, fukk this game "

*leaves the arcade cabinet as donatello gets beat up just standing there*

The visual of Donatello getting randomly punched

GOAT execution on the Seinfeld gif

Thread is definitely Rafters eligible

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

HE WAS BORN 8 MONTHS PREMATURE!

 

[cook]

*track1 and wifey get home early after walking out of movie*

wifey: "oh track1 hunny....."

track1: :uhwhat:

wifey: "the kids wont be home for awhile maybe we could...you know "

track1: :fukkme:fine, lets do it


*a viagra(track1 doesnt have time to wait for a natural erection clearly) and 3 strokes later*

track1: "i havent busted a nut yet this p*ssy sucks. im pullin out

 

[ORDER_66]

*track1 and wifey get home early after walking out of movie*

wifey: "oh track1 hunny....."

track1: :uhwhat:

wifey: "the kids wont be home for awhile maybe we could...you know "

track1: :fukkme:fine, lets do it


*a viagra(track1 doesnt have time to wait for a natural erection clearly) and 3 strokes later*

track1: "i havent busted a nut yet this p*ssy sucks. im pullin out

Lmao!!!

 

[ChatGPT-5]

He's clearly lying, and being melodramatic, but funny how someone caught on none the less.

 

[Microfracture]

Low key you set aside 3 hours or so to watch a film...you leave the crib...pay money...prolly buy a ripoff popcorn, sit down....

And its like


Wtf else better you doing for the other 90 minutes you set aside to do this?

I'd rather just stay and make fun of how shytty the movie is. At least then i'd have fun and have a story to tell

This post is the heart of the thread.


Imagine how much hate you need in your blood to know that there's a strong chance you're gonna walk out of a movie before it's over, and still put up the $20 for a ticket, popcorn and drinks.

And who goes to that many movies alone? No wonder he's doing that ticket hustle.

 

[$$$HotBoyRonald$$$]

this whole thread

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

*Pops in video game*

*Loading screen is 1 minute too long*

*takes out video game and sells it to Game Stop for 3/4 the value he paid*

this is gamestop you talking about .. not funcoland .... I think you mean return for 1/4 the value.. unless you a powerups member and then its 3/4

 

[MartyMcFly]

thread is cracking me up.

yall should see him in rangers threads.

162 game season but he's always throwing the entire season in the bushes by the 10th game.

Timeout. A man with that little patience is a fan of sports?

 

[Spaceman Piff]

Timeout. A man with that little patience is a fan of sports?

you wouldn't believe how many games he's walked out of

 

[Microfracture]

you wouldn't believe how many games he's walked out of

I just got the visual of @track 1 calling it quits on 2nd base during his home run trot

 

[MartyMcFly]

I just got the visual of @track 1 calling it quits on 2nd base during his home run trot

Telling the manager he quits because the umpire is trash

 

[Won Won]

I just got the visual of @track 1 calling it quits on 2nd base during his home run trot

Hahaha was just about to post something like this