I remember Akon said he knows Africans that can beat up Gorrilla with they barehands, I think he was
Akon is known for ducktales. But I definitely would beat a guerrilla the fukk up if I was focused.
to any breh who thinks he can fight a gorilla, this a hand to hand comparison with a human...
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Akon is known for ducktales. But I definitely would beat a guerrilla the fukk up if I was focused.
stolen from the net:
The average male Silverback Gorilla stands at 6'- 6' 2 ft tall standing erect and 395- 500lbs, and is anywhere from 4- 10× stronger than your average human according to scientific research on the strength of gorillas…
According to the Guinness Book of world records, testing done in research fields in the 1980's on the strength of large male Silverback Gorillas have them able to lift approximately 860 kilograms (1800 lbs) of dead weight easily, with even the best trained humans only able to lift 430 kilograms (900 lbs) at max…
But I'm pretty sure the human record has been surpassed in the past 30 or so years…
So we know that Gorillas can easily lift at least twice the weight of your strongest human without effort…
So if we were to make a human proportionate to a Silverback Gorilla in terms of strength, it would be something akin to this monster…
But it's not strength difference that would be the decisive factor here, it is the fact these are wild animals who fight with savage and primal ferocity that human flesh and bone are just not built to withstand..
Gorilla’s have 5× the bone density of humans and are designed to use their greater strength in ways we just aren't, hence they're lower center of gravity. Their muscle fiber and sinew has been compared to steel cable and is capable of exerting much more explosive reaction speed than humans, and their skin is as tough as dried leather...
If we compare skeletal structures of a Silverback Gorilla and an average human, there is definitely a very distinct difference in overall bone mass …
Gorillas have larger, thicker, and denser bones than human beings…
As you can see, Gorillas have more muscle mass per square inch than humans despite their shorter frame…
Humans on the other hand are quite fragile compared to Gorillas. It only takes 550 lbs of force (pressure) to crush a human skull, much less to break bone…
Silverback Gorillas have the strength to hit, grasp, or simply crush with 2,000-2,400 lbs psi with their hands and feet according to documented testing…
One solid shot or blow from a Silverback and you would most likely be crippled for life, comatose, dead, or damn sure wish you were…!!!
However, it is the 3″- 4″ canines and durable nails that would be most devastating in a close quarters combat scenario between a human and Gorilla or any large primate for that matter…
The Gorilla would literally rip and tear the flesh from human bone with those nails, and crush or break any bones with a bite force of 1,200 psi with those incisors…
I am 100% positive, a Silverback Gorilla could easily rip your arms completely off and literally beat you to death with them if it chooses to do so…
We have to remember there is a reason these creatures have to be tranquilized or sedated when in captivity in order to perform routine veterinary check- ups, or clean Gorilla enclosures…
Because simply put, these large wild primates can be extremely dangerous and even lethal to humans if they feel threatened or challenged within they're environment…
Although I am also quite positive, there isn't a human alive brave enough to test the theory that he or she could defeat a Silverback Gorilla in a hand to hand, one on one battle scenario…
Outstanding post! My one breh said that scrawny 150lb fake Tarzan dude could handle a Gorilla that lil puny dude would get his head torn off and punted !
Dzali OG
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None of you can fight a chimp or gorilla lol...
What yall know bout fighting an animal SO UNORTHODOX it do something goofy like just grab your leg?
But see, while a person grabbing your leg is laughable and you just snatch your shyt back. A ape grabs your leg and calls that fighting. So they squeeze with all their strength, while at the same time pulling.
You go to punch that bytch in his shyt, but his mouth opens and he bites your fingers off. Oh I swung too slow, let's try this again, he bites your other fingers off.
So your face goes from
to 
in nano seconds. You're goofy and off balance so you probably do the splits. But a animal doesn't care about you never done a full split. So it's thrashing you on the ground how we used to break our sisters dolls.
You'll be
or 
but to the ape it's just now starting. In the fight you wind up face down and the ape toots your ass up. You think 
is it about to rape me. Cause it rips your pants open. Naw, he just wants to eat your ass. So he eats your ass! You're actually not feeling much pain, cause the initial explosion of pain has put you in shock. You're like this 
with monkey face in your ass. He's taking bites and spitting out. You feel your balls and genitals bitten off and you just give up 
.
But he catches you with your face up and goes to work. He grabs your lips and just pull them off. He bites your nose off...not neatly tho. He doesn't like you looking at him so he digs your eyes out with his fingers.
At this point you don't even want any one to help you. Feel like Venom wrecked your ass. You're just this limitless, faceless thing, like a turd
.
fukked up thing is, with all that work done, you're not dead and the doctor saves you! Yeah ya girls gone...but you can watch foot....naw you're blind too. So you live out the rest of your life wondering what you look like...
What yall know bout fighting an animal SO UNORTHODOX it do something goofy like just grab your leg?
But see, while a person grabbing your leg is laughable and you just snatch your shyt back. A ape grabs your leg and calls that fighting. So they squeeze with all their strength, while at the same time pulling.
You go to punch that bytch in his shyt, but his mouth opens and he bites your fingers off. Oh I swung too slow, let's try this again, he bites your other fingers off.
So your face goes from
to in nano seconds. You're goofy and off balance so you probably do the splits. But a animal doesn't care about you never done a full split. So it's thrashing you on the ground how we used to break our sisters dolls.You'll be
or but to the ape it's just now starting. In the fight you wind up face down and the ape toots your ass up. You think is it about to rape me. Cause it rips your pants open. Naw, he just wants to eat your ass. So he eats your ass! You're actually not feeling much pain, cause the initial explosion of pain has put you in shock. You're like this with monkey face in your ass. He's taking bites and spitting out. You feel your balls and genitals bitten off and you just give up .But he catches you with your face up and goes to work. He grabs your lips and just pull them off. He bites your nose off...not neatly tho. He doesn't like you looking at him so he digs your eyes out with his fingers.
At this point you don't even want any one to help you. Feel like Venom wrecked your ass. You're just this limitless, faceless thing, like a turd
.fukked up thing is, with all that work done, you're not dead and the doctor saves you! Yeah ya girls gone...but you can watch foot....naw you're blind too. So you live out the rest of your life wondering what you look like...
Take It In Blood
Banned
rip your face off like a mortal kombat fatality
Wow. Thats an amzing descriptionNone of you can fight a chimp or gorilla lol...
What yall know bout fighting an animal SO UNORTHODOX it do something goofy like just grab your leg?
But see, while a person grabbing your leg is laughable and you just snatch your shyt back. A ape grabs your leg and calls that fighting. So they squeeze with all their strength, while at the same time pulling.
You go to punch that bytch in his shyt, but his mouth opens and he bites your fingers off. Oh I swung too slow, let's try this again, he bites your other fingers off.
So your face goes from
You'll be
But he catches you with your face up and goes to work. He grabs your lips and just pull them off. He bites your nose off...not neatly tho. He doesn't like you looking at him so he digs your eyes out with his fingers.
At this point you don't even want any one to help you. Feel like Venom wrecked your ass. You're just this limitless, faceless thing, like a turd
fukked up thing is, with all that work done, you're not dead and the doctor saves you! Yeah ya girls gone...but you can watch foot....naw you're blind too. So you live out the rest of your life wondering what you look like...
Except for the man eating part
Flywin Lannister
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Swahili P'Bitek
Absorbingpovertywithoutlimitations
Hahaa, you people are too used to seeing Animals in zoos. Encounter a lion unexpectedly when you',re on foot and you"ll still be in shock 2 days later, leave alone a gorilla.
this probably the scariest shyt I seen/read online 
stolen from the net:
The average male Silverback Gorilla stands at 6'- 6' 2 ft tall standing erect and 395- 500lbs, and is anywhere from 4- 10× stronger than your average human according to scientific research on the strength of gorillas…
According to the Guinness Book of world records, testing done in research fields in the 1980's on the strength of large male Silverback Gorillas have them able to lift approximately 860 kilograms (1800 lbs) of dead weight easily, with even the best trained humans only able to lift 430 kilograms (900 lbs) at max…
But I'm pretty sure the human record has been surpassed in the past 30 or so years…
So we know that Gorillas can easily lift at least twice the weight of your strongest human without effort…
So if we were to make a human proportionate to a Silverback Gorilla in terms of strength, it would be something akin to this monster…
But it's not strength difference that would be the decisive factor here, it is the fact these are wild animals who fight with savage and primal ferocity that human flesh and bone are just not built to withstand..
Gorilla’s have 5× the bone density of humans and are designed to use their greater strength in ways we just aren't, hence they're lower center of gravity. Their muscle fiber and sinew has been compared to steel cable and is capable of exerting much more explosive reaction speed than humans, and their skin is as tough as dried leather...
If we compare skeletal structures of a Silverback Gorilla and an average human, there is definitely a very distinct difference in overall bone mass …
Gorillas have larger, thicker, and denser bones than human beings…
As you can see, Gorillas have more muscle mass per square inch than humans despite their shorter frame…
Humans on the other hand are quite fragile compared to Gorillas. It only takes 550 lbs of force (pressure) to crush a human skull, much less to break bone…
Silverback Gorillas have the strength to hit, grasp, or simply crush with 2,000-2,400 lbs psi with their hands and feet according to documented testing…
One solid shot or blow from a Silverback and you would most likely be crippled for life, comatose, dead, or damn sure wish you were…!!!
However, it is the 3″- 4″ canines and durable nails that would be most devastating in a close quarters combat scenario between a human and Gorilla or any large primate for that matter…
The Gorilla would literally rip and tear the flesh from human bone with those nails, and crush or break any bones with a bite force of 1,200 psi with those incisors…
I am 100% positive, a Silverback Gorilla could easily rip your arms completely off and literally beat you to death with them if it chooses to do so…
We have to remember there is a reason these creatures have to be tranquilized or sedated when in captivity in order to perform routine veterinary check- ups, or clean Gorilla enclosures…
Because simply put, these large wild primates can be extremely dangerous and even lethal to humans if they feel threatened or challenged within they're environment…
Although I am also quite positive, there isn't a human alive brave enough to test the theory that he or she could defeat a Silverback Gorilla in a hand to hand, one on one battle scenario…
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humans are faster. just read up on primate pressure points and you'll be ok.
I AM WE ARE
Banned
Like who wins 10 zoo keepers or 1 of usRandom thought. I wonder if gorillas look at zoo keepers and wonder if they are smarter than them?
They probably having a coli-type discussion on this in a gorilla enclosure somewhere
kingdizzy01
ATXBBOY
i can knock a gorilla clean the fukk out with just one solid punch right between the eyes. it’ll have to be tied down tho, and i get a running start to the airport. by the time it wakes up, i’ll already be on a flight back home.
Dzali OG
Dz Ali OG...Pay me like you owe me!
for reals...I remember we had JUST STARTED a nature hike in the mountains...literally 5 min in...and the guide spotted a grizzly like 500 yards away.
nikkas ran back to the car and left. No refund or nothing!