Tips for all the coli brehs visiting NYC

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There was some viral story years ago that Asians go to Paris and are disappointed because there are a lot of black people there. Talk about being a moron and a racist.

It seems that literally nobody knows what France is like.

Big facts. Didn't see that video but not surprised AT ALL. I'm pretty sure that if there was some kind of survey about how much tourists know about the city they're visiting the ones coming to Paris would be among the most ignorant in the world. They think Hollywood is enough info.
The only stuff they seem to "know" about is Eiffel Tower, croissants, Les Champs-Elysées and Voulez-vous coucher avec moi :mjlol:
 

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To all Coli posters that are planning on visiting NYC, I heard Brownsville is great this time of year :mjgrin:

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1. Don’t come here.

That’s the first and last tip.

You don’t know how to swipe a metro card. Or use Omny.

You somehow can’t understand that higher street number means uptown. Lower street number means downtown.

You stand in the middle of the sidewalk looking up at buildings. Or even worse, you waddle. So when people are walking behind you trying to pass your slow goofy ass, we don’t know what the fukk you’re doing. Are you turning left or right? Here’s what you do. Turn around. Get back on the plane. And fukk off to wherever you came from.

I’m sick of all of these goddamn tourists.

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Nope:lolbron:




Was just up there last weekend and coming back up before the year is out



Went to the Edge observation deck, saw the Vessel and next time plan on getting there early enough to enter it!


 

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Nope:lolbron:




Was just up there last weekend and coming back up before the year is out



Went to the Edge observation deck, saw the Vessel and next time plan on getting there early enough to enter it!



Surprised they keep opening the Vessel.
The shyt closes every other month because these jackasses keep committing suicide off it.
 
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