Tips for all the coli brehs visiting NYC

[Elim Garak]

Contribute to the decline of your city by discouraging tourism brehs.

 

[Remote]

And if you drive in the city, don’t block the box. A gang of ticket police will stand and wait for you to get trapped so they can give you a ticket. Especially by the Holland Tunnel.

Stop parking in the bike lane

Word to @bnew

 

[I'm Blackman]

I was just venting yesterday.
It happens.

Nah don't apologize this thread funny as hell.

You know what got me. The first time I visited places and heard cultural references I'd only heard in rap songs.

First time in N.O. nice lady gave my change says, "there u go. take care baby" and that "baby" sounded like mia X on an interlude, i hit the at my wife.



First time in Atlanta (I was a kid) and I saw a sign that said Campleton Road. I told my pops don't turn there, that's where goodie mob lives



One of my first times in NY we were waiting for the double decker tourists buses to take us through Manhattan. They kept getting filled up and I was get mad. So I walked up to the driver and said Bruh when can we get on? He said "relax I'm going to hold you down." I heard hold you down and hit the at my wife. She didn't get and I told her I heard DMX and Jay say that, first time hearing it in real life.

Traveling is fun as hell..but I imagine living in a tourist spot isn't.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Stop parking in the bike lane

Word to @bnew

Ain’t no bike hit my van. It was another car.

And fukk those bytch ass cab drivers.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

And one more driving tip.

Don’t rely on your GPS to navigate.

 

[El Poyo Loco]

If you find yourself on the 2,4,5,6 trains in the BX. Have hands get ready to see the weirdest bums you ever seen but have them hands ready just in case.

 

[El Poyo Loco]

So while I'm on the uptown 4 going home and in this thread I forgot this one thing to get ready for, ITS SHOWTIME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!

This fool just went for a backflip and hit his head on the ceiling and fell, all you heard was THUMP,THUMP.

 

[Remote]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Thought OP was gonna tell us we had to check in before crossing that bridge

 

[Remote]

Thought OP was gonna tell us we had to check in before crossing that bridge

That “check in” garbage is corny and I don’t even know what kind of grown man entertains that idea.

 

[Scientific Playa]

Miami is rapidly filling up too. I just found out Florida Sun Pass and EZ Pass linked up. GWB made a $20 bill disappear the last time I drove up there.

 

[The God Poster]

Man got more love for rodents than human tourists

 

[Remote]

Man got more love for rodents than human tourists

At least the rats and pigeons know when to get out of the way.

 

[daemonova]

 

[maxamusa]

that shyt dope AF