Tiger doing Push ups While Mean Mugging The Camera!!!

[AnotherRoute]

This smart dumb nikka. The fastest human speed ever recorded is 44.7kph. That's 4-9 faster than a tiger. With fear and adrenaline you can easily get a 10% bump in speed. The tiger has to accelerate after I hit it, at which point I'll already be up to speed. Did you nikkas fail physics He ain't catching me.

You can run as fast at the fastest human ?

Then I can put a Gorilla in a Cobra Clutch

 

[Malta]

This smart dumb nikka. The fastest human speed ever recorded is 44.7kph. That's 4-9 faster than a tiger. With fear and adrenaline you can easily get a 10% bump in speed. The tiger has to accelerate after I hit it, at which point I'll already be up to speed. Did you nikkas fail physics He ain't catching me.

That's 28mph for Usain Bolt, even he's slower than a 600lbs Tiger

 

[jackswstd]

Only on The-Coli can you find people who think they could throw hands with Gorillas, Chimps and outrun Tigers.

 

[Software]

nikka if I get a running start, by the time fear kicks in I'm gonna be in extra turbo mode. Ain't no tiger catching me breh. If nikkas can outrun cops, tigers ain't shyt. Tigers don't got guns.

 

[Ooh Marty]

tigers are just fast, they not that strong if you play it right and you aint a bytch nikka you can prolly overpower it and subdue it

Coli nikkas :mlaff:

 

[THE MACHINE]

The Brock Lesnar vs the silverbacks had the jokes

Funniest thread I have ever read on here, followed by the dinosaurs existing thread

 

[aXiom]

nikka, how long can you maintain that top speed? Once you slow down, it's dinner time.

nikka why the fukk would you slow down

That's 28mph for Usain Bolt, even he's slower than a 600lbs Tiger

The power to weight ratio doesn't add up. Even at 200lbs, youre 1/3rd of the tigers weight. There's no way it should be able to out accelerate you. By your logic you should be slower than precious since she's lighter than a tiger.

 

[Stacks]

Can we get a fundraiser together for the Coli super-nikkas that can body wildlife? We can send them out to the wilderness and see what happens. We'd need to put some of that bread aside for their coffins, but we can always take that back if there's no remains

 

[Ooh Marty]

I dont know about yall but these posts over the last few months about nikkas swearing they can overpower wild animals has me DEAD

I feel like I'm posting amongst demigods

 

[Jack]

I be mean mugging back at the tigers in the zoo

 

[Malta]

nikka why the fukk would you slow down



The power to weight ratio doesn't add up. Even at 200lbs, youre 1/3rd of the tigers weight. There's no way it should be able to out accelerate you. By your logic you should be slower than precious since she's lighter than a tiger.

Grizzly Bears can weigh up to 1200lbs, and have been clocked in the low 40s


Quadrupedal athleticism > Bipedal athleticism

 

[Data-Hawk]

I swear, I think if i was to rock a tiger in the jaw. I'd put him to sleep.




































lol

 

[mamba]

nikka why the fukk would you slow down

Let's not forget that the tiger can leap 20-30 feet. So, it's quite likely that, even if you are out front, it'd just leap and pounce on you, breh.

 

[Primetime21]

what was the challenge there? like surviving the amazon or just being on the beach of a deserted island that had snakes?

I'd have to find the thread it's some snake island off the coast of Brazil that nobody is allowed to go to because there's some insane amount of venomous snake per sq. feet and you had coli posters talkin bout cause they grew up in the country it would be lightwork to survive for a week.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

nikka if I get a running start, by the time fear kicks in I'm gonna be in extra turbo mode. Ain't no tiger catching me breh. If nikkas can outrun cops, tigers ain't shyt. Tigers don't got guns.