This kitten gave no fukks about his homeboy
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Greenstrings
All Star
Yeah lets be racially sensitive.
It sounded like a retarded caucasian lady.
It sounded like a retarded caucasian lady.
BuyandSave
All Star
Let's put 'em in the same weight class, now. Have your pits run up on a couple of bobcats and watch 'em turn into Chinese food real quick
O.iatlhawksfan
Devoted Joel Embiid hater
Real talk that cat was trying to kill the other cat. I would love to see how they are around each other now. 
Cat nonchalant swag = 100 thousand trillion
Zero fukks given to that dog.
this cracked me up the most
they only have those for real animals, fukk these p*ssy's
shyt had me in tears
Beedad
All Star
Their boxing skills are quite impressive though. Surprise there aren't underground joints where they lace them up with helmets and gloves
At the natural ability with them paws, lil man is throwing hooks and putting his body into it.
My money is on this dude.... He trains with Roger Mayweather!!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixvBFzG0kc&NR]Boxing Cat Beats Up Dog For Touching Him - YouTube[/ame]
aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
Kittens are cute, but that's about it.
You never hear about a cat lingering at an owner's grave or a cat picking up kids at the bus stop. Why? Cuz cats don't give a fukk about people. Unless de-clawed, THEY ARE NOT EVEN DOMESTICATED.
The loft ladder & deer videos were funny, but the first time kitty attacks baby == kitty's last day breathing. TAKE KITTY OUT BACK AND SHOOT KITTY DEAD. -_-
--> aq out <--
Urbanmiracle
Brooklyn the planet...
Man I got cat stories for days
My pops vs cat:
Back in the 70s when my pops was young, grandmother had a cat who wouldn't strike back right away he would wait for the right time. For example, my grandfather stepped on his tail by accident. He waited till he went to bed and took off his slippers and clawed his foot. Crazy. So anyways the cat was chillin and my pops decided to play rough and the cat wasn't feeling. He just wasn't feeling it. So the cat got into the closet and found my pops favorite leather suede vest and peed all over it. My dad came home and put on an old winter coat and gloves and had a one on one with the cat. My grandmother came home and all she heard was not my face. Not my beautiful face!!!
Cats can't fly:
My grandmother always had cats until she died. They lived on the 5th floor. Birds always on the window sill. So the cat would try and chase em and grab and claw em. One hot day, the window was wide open and the birds where chillin, the cat decided: ima get one of these nikkas. He thought he had em and when he leaped to claw him, the bird at the last second took off. My pops walked in the house to see the cat hanging from the sill. He lift his head up and gave my pops the final nod then fell 5 stories. My pops was like fukk, I gotta scoop whatever was left of this cat up. So he goes down stairs and he sees kids surrounding where the cat landed. My man was still alive. Just frozen. All he had was a nose bleed. My pops took him back upstairs, woke him out of the shock and he was ok. But guess where he was 20 mins later? Back on the same window sill chasing those same birds.
Why can't we be friends?
My best friend had a cat named mustache because he had a mustache for about 13 years. He was king. All of sudden my mans wanted a dog. He got one named him deebo. He died like 3 years ago. I loved deebo. He was a lovable ass dog. Just a playful friendly dog. All he wanted was some friends. One day deebo decided to play with mustache. But mustache wasn't feeling it. He just wasn't feeling it. Plus he was jealous. So he clawed deebo whole face off. He had those scars for the rest of his life. Then mustache dipped and joined the gang of cats who terrorize people coming off of Utica av and Ave o.
Leave him alone:
So yea mustache joined the local cat gang. What they do is, one cat would come out all cute and always get in ya way. You busy trying to shoo the cat away, all of a sudden your punk ass is surrounded. So my aforementioned mans was coming home from school. Them cat nikkas had him surrounded. They wee ready to pouce when mustache came out and said leave this one alone. Let him be. This one cat was like nah lets get him. Mustache clawed his thug away. Mustache was a g. My friend always left a bowl on the front door and mustache for years, I mean years would always come back eat the food chill for awhile and then rejoin the goon squad.
That beat is knocking
So I'm a producer right and the studio I go to, my man has a cat names Lenore. Lenore has great taste in music. Whenever I'm making a beat or a song, we knew if it was hot if Lenore stayed in the room and watched outside the window. If it was wack, Lenore be like I'm outta here. That shyt trash b. Let me go to my bowl
My pops vs cat:
Back in the 70s when my pops was young, grandmother had a cat who wouldn't strike back right away he would wait for the right time. For example, my grandfather stepped on his tail by accident. He waited till he went to bed and took off his slippers and clawed his foot. Crazy. So anyways the cat was chillin and my pops decided to play rough and the cat wasn't feeling. He just wasn't feeling it. So the cat got into the closet and found my pops favorite leather suede vest and peed all over it. My dad came home and put on an old winter coat and gloves and had a one on one with the cat. My grandmother came home and all she heard was not my face. Not my beautiful face!!!
Cats can't fly:
My grandmother always had cats until she died. They lived on the 5th floor. Birds always on the window sill. So the cat would try and chase em and grab and claw em. One hot day, the window was wide open and the birds where chillin, the cat decided: ima get one of these nikkas. He thought he had em and when he leaped to claw him, the bird at the last second took off. My pops walked in the house to see the cat hanging from the sill. He lift his head up and gave my pops the final nod then fell 5 stories. My pops was like fukk, I gotta scoop whatever was left of this cat up. So he goes down stairs and he sees kids surrounding where the cat landed. My man was still alive. Just frozen. All he had was a nose bleed. My pops took him back upstairs, woke him out of the shock and he was ok. But guess where he was 20 mins later? Back on the same window sill chasing those same birds.
Why can't we be friends?
My best friend had a cat named mustache because he had a mustache for about 13 years. He was king. All of sudden my mans wanted a dog. He got one named him deebo. He died like 3 years ago. I loved deebo. He was a lovable ass dog. Just a playful friendly dog. All he wanted was some friends. One day deebo decided to play with mustache. But mustache wasn't feeling it. He just wasn't feeling it. Plus he was jealous. So he clawed deebo whole face off. He had those scars for the rest of his life. Then mustache dipped and joined the gang of cats who terrorize people coming off of Utica av and Ave o.
Leave him alone:
So yea mustache joined the local cat gang. What they do is, one cat would come out all cute and always get in ya way. You busy trying to shoo the cat away, all of a sudden your punk ass is surrounded. So my aforementioned mans was coming home from school. Them cat nikkas had him surrounded. They wee ready to pouce when mustache came out and said leave this one alone. Let him be. This one cat was like nah lets get him. Mustache clawed his thug away. Mustache was a g. My friend always left a bowl on the front door and mustache for years, I mean years would always come back eat the food chill for awhile and then rejoin the goon squad.
That beat is knocking
So I'm a producer right and the studio I go to, my man has a cat names Lenore. Lenore has great taste in music. Whenever I'm making a beat or a song, we knew if it was hot if Lenore stayed in the room and watched outside the window. If it was wack, Lenore be like I'm outta here. That shyt trash b. Let me go to my bowl
I absolutely hate cats, but when they're swagging, they're one of the most hilarious creatures on earth.
Family Man
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JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
Cat nonchalant swag = 100 thousand trillion
Roberto Dinero
Dropped from #TnT
I don't understand how that big dog is scared of a little cat. That dog could throw that cat in the bushes in a second.
This video here is really sweet tho. It shows that cats are not always azzholes.
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dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
cats are fukking gully and hilarious, if they didn't leave fur all over the damn place, i'd get one
