This game single handedly had me borrowing pencils all school year

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Anyone play paper football or quarter hockey?

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I matured from rubber band weaponry and pencil sparring to triangle football by middle school.
 

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I remeber taking the eraser out and squeezing the metal part together to form that battle axe :birdman:

One hitter quitters with the flick of the wrist :birdman:

We'd have mods in this game, we'd add tin foil, batteries, paper clips, rubber bands, all around the pencil or eraser section to essentially completely crack anything not a Ticonderoga or Mirado in one shot.

The game so out of control we were stealing pencils from the teacher's supply closets and leaving a broken pencil graveyard in the back of Homeroom...

And when a kid came in the arena with a basic Dixon yellow #2 pencil and squared up with a battle tested vet and the noob gets vanguished in one hit, it was a thing of beauty...

My one shot, one kill technique was about making the hand, wrist, and pencil function as one unit to follow through the strike like a samurai sword...

You knew things got real where each hit got a response like this:
First Exchange: (No damage)
Crowd:
:ehh::dwillhuh::gucci::patrice:
Second Exchange: (Slight crack and damage)
Crowd:
:picard::feedme:
Third Exchange: (Lead is showing)
Crowd:
:russ::mjlol::wow::feedme:
Fourth Exchange: (One swipe away from destruction)
Crowd::merchant::whoo::whew::martin: :mindblown:
Final Exhange: (Pencil gets broken, defeated player throws executed remains to the bushes)
Crowd Reaction:
:myman::whoo::sas1::huhldup::obama::bryan::ooh::krs::ohlawd::myman::childplease::lupe::heh::salute:

:camby::umad::smugbiden::banderas:


Teacher Response::unimpressed::martin::what::jbhmm::beli::mjpls::ufdup::flabbynsick::birdman::dahell:
 

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Damn we used to do this everyday. I used to like the pencils with the softer wood that could bend a bit. I could hit much harder with those. But they were weak as fukk...one hit and they were done.
 

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We'd have mods in this game, we'd add tin foil, batteries, paper clips, rubber bands, all around the pencil or eraser section to essentially completely crack anything not a Ticonderoga or Mirado in one shot.

The game so out of control we were stealing pencils from the teacher's supply closets and leaving a broken pencil graveyard in the back of Homeroom...

And when a kid came in the arena with a basic Dixon yellow #2 pencil and squared up with a battle tested vet and the noob gets vanguished in one hit, it was a thing of beauty...

My one shot, one kill technique was about making the hand, wrist, and pencil function as one unit to follow through the strike like a samurai sword...

You knew things got real where each hit got a response like this:
First Exchange: (No damage)
Crowd:
:ehh::dwillhuh::gucci::patrice:
Second Exchange: (Slight crack and damage)
Crowd:
:picard::feedme:
Third Exchange: (Lead is showing)
Crowd:
:russ::mjlol::wow::feedme:
Fourth Exchange: (One swipe away from destruction)
Crowd::merchant::whoo::whew::martin: :mindblown:
Final Exhange: (Pencil gets broken, defeated player throws executed remains to the bushes)
Crowd Reaction:
:myman::whoo::sas1::huhldup::obama::bryan::ooh::krs::ohlawd::myman::childplease::lupe::heh::salute:

:camby::umad::smugbiden::banderas:


Teacher Response::unimpressed::martin::what::jbhmm::beli::mjpls::ufdup::flabbynsick::birdman::dahell:

:russ: :deadrose: reactions and wording exactly how it went down!!
 
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