TheDarceKnight
Veteran
I posted my post above and then read yours right after. You basically said what I said, but more simply. Yeah, they don't know how to give anyone any type of meaningful impact unless it's them getting bitten, and devoting some time on the episode for them to process the fact that they're gonna die. It's kind of weird. And yeah. They can't kill off any of the main crew, so the rest are kind of expendable. But I really think Tyrese had the potential to be a powerhouse, just like you said. Coleman is a great actor and you've already got a template for a strong Tyrese character in the comics. It's not rocket science. He can a male counterpart to Michonne in terms of "muscle" for the crew with a cool back story to go on top of it (NFL, etc.)
I think it was a mistake taking him out so early. If they really felt like the needed follow the T-Dog rule and kill a black character, Gabriel, Noah, and Sasha are all weaker characters, but Gabriel and Noah are both new to the show, so I guess they don't wanna kill them off yet? I don't know.
How am I supposed to stunt on nikkas during All Star weekend when my suspensions all fukked up cause the zombie upper halves weighed my shyt down? I'm in the Aston eating donuts cause the whips too heavy to actually do donuts, my dude. Real nikkas stash the zombie torsos in public storage. It's only $1 for the first month. You can't beat those rates
That's cheaper than the wintergreen air fresheners you funna cop if you want a bytch to stay in the whip long enough to get her to the telly. It's the middle of winter in NY, fukk I look like riding around with all my windows down cause I gotta let the shyt air out?
Xzibit couldn't pimp that ride out, brehs. You could put all the rims, flat screens, Playstations, and fish tanks you want up in that bytch, it wouldn't make no difference
You now that nikka didn't even have a decent sound system in that bytch. What kind of insurance would a nikka have to get to even cover the liability of zombie torsos obstructing your vision? State Farm don't cover that shyt, brehs. fukk I look like paying out the ass for some exclusive comprehensive package cause I'm too lazy to drop the zombie chests off at the crib?
And why the hell did dude only keep the upper halves, doe? If it's one thing I know about human trafficking, buyers want the product already assembled
fukk I look like spending more time putting together a zombie than I do putting together my IKEA furniture? Trust, there'd be some poor customer service rep getting cussed out if my zombie came in two different shipments. I never have to deal with this shyt when I use Amazon
Once I saw Lil Chris was on his own I knew it was the race to be the only black man in the group had started and since the preacher wasn't around it was on them two. 
