Why the hell would I want to go to church for? I prefer my sermons with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of Netflix and YouTube.
How about some new control gun laws? Tired of these "thoughts and prayers" morons.
Why the hell would I want to go to church for? I prefer my sermons with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of Netflix and YouTube.
edit: gif ain't workingGood news....2 less Trump supporters out the paint..
Starting?Starting to sound...staged
I'm just here for fukkeryStarting?
Why the hell would I want to go to church for? I prefer my sermons with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of Netflix and YouTube.
Same thing Drake fans saying rnthis is where both sides should join forces
Why the hell would I want to go to church for? I prefer my sermons with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of Netflix and YouTube.
Me too fam JulyI'm just here for fukkery
Only Dems vote for a person.Put aside whether you think this was staged because that doesn’t matter. This is of the best things that could’ve happened to him as far as his campaign. I don’t see how he loses now. Muthafukkas are shooting at him during a rally and he gets grazed and has presence of mind to get up with blood trickling down his face and pump his fist defiantly to his supporters. Click, click, click. Pics available immediately in high definition for news outlets and social media. It was a surreal moment. It’s a crazy photo-op. His donations are gonna go though the roof. His supporters are going to be more motivated than ever. Conservative voters who were on the fence gonna feel sorry for him and not have to agonize about whether it’s the right thing to do. All of his flaws won’t matter as much to some. He gonna keep lying. He’s gonna get a pass on having to address his connection to Project 2025. He won’t have to talk about issues. He’s gonna be able to talk so much shyt about how tough he is and have something to point at to back that up. It happened in PA too which was a battleground state worth 20 electoral votes that he lost four years ago. This gonna swing that state especially when he goes back there. Muthafukka gonna be moving like 50 Cent in ‘03. Let the shooter be a registered Democrat but even that won’t matter. I thought it was gonna be toss-up in November but now I regretfully think he’s unbeatable.
But imagine he gets beat after this. These muthafukkas stormed the Capitol the last time. What won’t they do this time?
fukk.